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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

NPR and their finish is to grab a headlock and then soothe you to sleep with their extremely calming voices.

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22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



If I ask nicely will they make dad jokes about cars and laugh a lot instead?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

oh but seriously I posted:

NPR and their finish is to grab a headlock and then soothe you to sleep with their extremely calming voices.

now i wanna become a wrestlers so i can use that gimmick and have this american driver as my finisher

or the ira glass cutter

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Wrestle for five minutes and then stop and talk about how great all of the wrestlers there are for ten minutes and how if you donate $15 to a wrestler you can get a free t-shirt.

before the plague I listened to public radio all the time in the car, this is a joke made with love

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Wrestle for five minutes and then stop and talk about how great all of the wrestlers there are for ten minutes and how if you donate $15 to a wrestler you can get a free t-shirt.

before the plague I listened to public radio all the time in the car, this is a joke made with love

"this wrestling show couldn't exist without you, the fans, so if you can afford it, please consider donating so we can keep bringing you high-quality investigative wrestling such as this:

<oil checks opponent>"

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



I feel like there are some wrestlers that would agree to that spot for the comedy value.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I feel like there are some wrestlers that would agree to that spot for the comedy value.
That's the entire DDT roster and especially Maki Itoh who enthusiastically shoves her whole hand or face straight into Dino's bare rear end on the regular.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

RealFoxy posted:

That's the entire DDT roster and especially Maki Itoh who enthusiastically shoves her whole hand or face straight into Dino's bare rear end on the regular.

That woman just knows her worth.

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1253872462715973633

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

NienNunb posted:

Everyone I've ever met IRL who wears Dragon Ball clothes is a chud

I'm wearing a Goku hat right now, and I'm not a chud

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I Before E posted:

I'm wearing a Goku hat right now, and I'm not a chud

I know that we cohost the #1 Goon Podcast running today but to my knowledge we have never been in the same room.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

NienNunb posted:

I know that we cohost the #1 Goon Podcast running today but to my knowledge we have never been in the same room.

Physical proximity is overrated

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
https://twitter.com/Heatherisme/status/1254567162817032199?s=19

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

If Jamie Hayter is a chud, don't even tell me, just give me the Trump cure.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

reasonably sure she rted one of ospreays or zsj tweets during the last election

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Super No Vacancy posted:

reasonably sure she rted one of ospreays or zsj tweets during the last election

She definitely had some "Vote Labour" tweets about that time.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/ReneeYoungWWE/status/1254580072721215489?s=20

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

A few mostly empty bottles of wine, Jon. I'm sure you have some lying around.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I am always here for stories about Jon Moxley being a wild slightly dumb entirely hilarious dork.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Fairly sure ZSJ has radicalised all of Britwres in Japan behind Jam Socialism.

Shame he couldn't stretch Keir Starmer.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Tam update, thinking about food

https://twitter.com/tmtmtmx/status/1254771400222494721

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Tam is weird even if you curve for how weird joshi wrestlers are

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Neodoomium posted:

Tam is weird even if you curve for how weird joshi wrestlers are

Yeah she was pretty weird before the quarantine. But I'll always have respect for someone that picks a fight with someone and demands it be an explosion match. She's like MDickie AI in a human form.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/stepstoolsarahx/status/1254932319351246851?s=19

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



coconono posted:

Yeah she was pretty weird before the quarantine. But I'll always have respect for someone that picks a fight with someone and demands it be an explosion match. She's like MDickie AI in a human form.

Tam is great. She's a total weirdo but she also is 100% aware of what's going to get her the most amount of money possible. Evidently that's "a shitload of ahegao-adjacent facial expressions"

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/PCOisNotHuman/status/1254910076105773058

wtf

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Yeah, good. Okay.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Neodoomium posted:

Tam is great. She's a total weirdo but she also is 100% aware of what's going to get her the most amount of money possible. Evidently that's "a shitload of ahegao-adjacent facial expressions"

she's tight w/ onita so you know he taught her how to hustle

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I mean I’m laughing at them but that’s so awful on so many levels.

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!
Cut out the part where my face is on fire.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

This rules lmao

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Yikes, that's sad to see

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Check out this creepy old dude, and wonder why twitter hasn't been deleted from the internet.

https://twitter.com/mounts_joseph

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Here's a funny thread.

https://twitter.com/C4Wrestling/status/1254866963878330368

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


Who is this?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Stepstool Sarah, ring announcer from IWTV

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


MATCH 8: Girls

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Chris James 2 posted:

Stepstool Sarah, ring announcer from IWTV

would be on brand for Barstool Sarah though

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/AttackAFPolice/status/1254761520921301000

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Looks like Nyla is reaching out

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1254977579683061760?s=19

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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I was on the periphery to this story as it unfolded.

It's as bonkers as what you're reading if not even crazier

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