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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

haldolium posted:

fought the raccoon
broke the broom

Did it all
While drinking goon

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://twitter.com/uespiiiiii/status/1247841984833654786

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/PzIUCI1.mp4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The turkey just hanging out there with the other pigeons is :dischord:.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Dragonstoned posted:

Getting major Eric Andre vibes off that guy.


Actually thought it was an Andy Samberg skit when I saw the thumbnail the first time

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I think I just realized hus secret to success is that he is absolutely hairless. Like, he looks waxed if not shaved in all directions.

I am a pube expert.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
South African president has a bit of trouble putting on a face mask. Interpreter seems unimpressed.

https://i.imgur.com/d8PeaXO.gifv

e: South Africa's response to the virus has been exemplary and has been singled out by the WHO as such, thanks in no small part to president Ramaphosa. He done a goof, and that's funny, but he's not a (pee pee doo doo) bad president, nor a fool.

AtomD has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Apr 23, 2020

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Garrand posted:

I really want to know what she was thinking. Did she mistake that for some weird rear end curl machine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzxRhtZLItY

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1253016359455383552

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

MetaJew posted:

There's a version of this with sound and it was really good (and maybe the 'To be continued' + Roundabout meme).
This..?

https://i.imgur.com/OUixuU6.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/TQmfhj4.gifv

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

No, but that's good too.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FQlaaEQ.mp4
Sound

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
That would be my reaction to a snake as well.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If she had walked the snake probably wouldn't have moved, her moving quickly triggered the snake's flight response.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
I think it's a distance thing too. Some snakes will ignore you for as long as they can bear particularly if they're in good cover, but being that close to them can definitely trigger a reaction.

I had an eastern brown snake jump out at me from grass with no warning, only to miss completely and bounce down the short cliff on the other side of the path like a meat slinky. The most incredible snake thing I've ever seen.


I also had one attack me and end up wrapped around my boot while I was jumping and swearing. I pulled a muscle from the jumping and swearing which made me think I'd been bitten.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Adam Savage's slow realization he screwed up the bandsaw cuts:

https://j.gifs.com/k8LnPJ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/xBaCWcC.gifv
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That cosplay owns so hard.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Ni8jC80.gifv
I’ve got to post.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Is that gif from 2012?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Trabant posted:

Adam Savage's slow realization he screwed up the bandsaw cuts:

https://j.gifs.com/k8LnPJ.mp4

I know that expression so well.

Xali
Feb 6, 2006

Does anyone know where I can get a zip file or whatever with a bunch of those wednesday frog memes with the sound? It's been epic, but I'm running out, and they've been kinda helping me and my buds to get through...well..wednesdays. any help appreciated, thanks.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I know that expression so well.

Hello darkness my old friend...

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Trabant posted:

Adam Savage's slow realization he screwed up the bandsaw cuts:

https://j.gifs.com/k8LnPJ.mp4

loving something like this up with a bandaged finger as a bonus is the only time our quality of work would intersect.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Xali posted:

Does anyone know where I can get a zip file or whatever with a bunch of those wednesday frog memes with the sound? It's been epic, but I'm running out, and they've been kinda helping me and my buds to get through...well..wednesdays. any help appreciated, thanks.

Because it is Wednesday, my dude: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC99lkbVG8I5hRSZa4FD8zgw

Also it's a toad not a frog

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009
Can anyone help me find a gif? I think it's from a Manowar music video, but I'm not sure. It's a bunch of shirtless muscly oiled up dudes crotch thrusting towards a pedestal, which then spouts flame or explodes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Unperson_47 posted:

loving something like this up with a bandaged finger as a bonus is the only time our quality of work would intersect.

I watched the other vid where he explained his finger injury.

He was cleaning his lathe and decided to clean the double rotating worm gears by wiping them both at the same time with a loose towel. Pulled his hand in and ripped the flesh on one finger down the length of it. Could have lost his entire hand. And then he just put some butterfly bandages on it and went home.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I watched the other vid where he explained his finger injury.

He was cleaning his lathe and decided to clean the double rotating worm gears by wiping them both at the same time with a loose towel. Pulled his hand in and ripped the flesh on one finger down the length of it. Could have lost his entire hand. And then he just put some butterfly bandages on it and went home.

Called his 80something year old mom to come to the shop first (????).

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I watched the other vid where he explained his finger injury.

He was cleaning his lathe and decided to clean the double rotating worm gears by wiping them both at the same time with a loose towel. Pulled his hand in and ripped the flesh on one finger down the length of it. Could have lost his entire hand. And then he just put some butterfly bandages on it and went home.

Wait, you have to clean them while it's running?

I plan to never get around a lathe, especially one for machining. I didn't even need that one video people posted here to scare me away.

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 00:30 on Apr 29, 2020

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
No, he did a dumb thing, and is very forthright that it was an extremely dumb thing and he got off really really easily

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/SdxA0XM.mp4

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
The moment from the gif, which is followed by some desperate hope and acceptance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwvjaIW-pU&t=2301s

Done that so, so many times.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather





dude's taking it like a champ tbh

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

VelociBacon posted:

Called his 80something year old mom to come to the shop first (????).

Understandable. Those sort of accidents that really shake you up can put you in a state of minor shock, and you start looking for some lizard brain comfort and support. Mom and dad are still mom and dad, even when you old as poo poo and they're ancient.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/DphoEUt.gifv

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



zenguitarman posted:

dude's taking it like a champ tbh
Yeah, put that guy on an episode of Hot Ones.

Xali
Feb 6, 2006

bike tory posted:

Because it is Wednesday, my dude: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC99lkbVG8I5hRSZa4FD8zgw

Also it's a toad not a frog

Love you, thanks bud :)

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/MbHq7nI.mp4

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/NHN43RV.mp4

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