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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

Yeah it loving sucks. Losing to some smug, hypercompetent technocrat would be so much less painful than losing to Grandpa Dementia Mumbles and his team of wildly incompetent nincompoops.

strong disagree, losing to Hairy Legs Biden makes it crystal clear that this was always a farce and the biden supporters can only say "butt cheeto"


imagine having to listen to how Mayor Pete Unified the Party would be far more painful, just the think pieces alone about how finally young management consultants everywhere believe they too can become president

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/Rob_Flaherty/status/1255212838878171142?s=20

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/1255216464816111616?s=19

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Vox Nihili posted:

Yeah it loving sucks. Losing to some smug, hypercompetent technocrat would be so much less painful than losing to Grandpa Dementia Mumbles and his team of wildly incompetent nincompoops.

Trabisnikof posted:

strong disagree, losing to Hairy Legs Biden makes it crystal clear that this was always a farce and the biden supporters can only say "butt cheeto"


imagine having to listen to how Mayor Pete Unified the Party would be far more painful, just the think pieces alone about how finally young management consultants everywhere believe they too can become president

yeah, if the loss can be said to be attributable to one person it's absolutely Obama, but they need very badly to pretend that sort of behind-the-scenes coordination didn't happen and that the naked, poo poo-smeared, and raving hobo circumstances forced them to crown emperor is actually the most regal and majestically attired creature imaginable

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Sir Tonk posted:

they know what the fans want

if they dont announce a new season of the west wing with hillary playing the president ill be surprised

From the producers of Game of Thrones, The West Wing, and the Harry Potter movies comes: Her Turn, the magical adventures of one future president. Oh, and she has a dragon, and she doesn't murder innocent people with it, just Bernie Bros.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

LGD posted:

yeah, if the loss can be said to be attributable to one person it's absolutely Obama, but they need very badly to pretend that sort of behind-the-scenes coordination didn't happen and that the naked, poo poo-smeared, and raving hobo circumstances forced them to crown emperor is actually the most regal and majestically attired creature imaginable

this is why the libs all try to claim that the coordination poo poo that happened between South Carolina and Super Tuesday both:

A) Didn't happen

B) Didn't matter

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Louisgod posted:

right, at least with chuds you can at least explain the triumphs of adjusting our society toward more socialistic tendencies without using the scary s-word, of which they generally like, AND when you mention Bernie's town halls he hosted on Fox, they seem to say they like him and that he's honest.

liberals, though? they're so entrenched in their neolib idpol bullshit and that their way of how society should progress is better than what chuds believe because they see them as inferior or dumb.

You can also remind them of the early days of the unions fighting against the corporations/capitalists. How grandpa fought for the rights of workers and what not. Throw in some old black and white photos of union folks with guns and you'll get conservatives agreeing with you.

General Bullshit
Apr 20, 2020



:lol: Bernie's entire staff were kulaks.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
tired: believing tara reade
wired: believing warren (???)

https://twitter.com/MogTx/status/1255228597998100481?s=20

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Louisgod posted:

I believe at this point in time I hate liberals more than chuds

liberals who call themselves progressives while supporting far right nationalist capitalist policy makets are absolutely a bigger impediment to ever improving the material conditions of the working class, so yeah

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

docbeard posted:

From the producers of Game of Thrones, The West Wing, and the Harry Potter movies comes: Her Turn, the magical adventures of one future president. Oh, and she has a dragon, and she doesn't murder innocent people with it, just Bernie Bros.

have the posters engaging in insane circular arguments with imbeciles in d&d tried framing things in terms of "breaking the wheel" yet

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Louisgod posted:

tired: believing tara reade
wired: believing warren (???)

https://twitter.com/MogTx/status/1255228597998100481?s=20

You can believe rape victims without also taking all female politicians' rhetoric at face value, including Elizabeth Warren, Sarah Palin, and Susan Collins whenever she hems and haws about supporting Trump

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Trabisnikof posted:

strong disagree, losing to Hairy Legs Biden makes it crystal clear that this was always a farce and the biden supporters can only say "butt cheeto"


imagine having to listen to how Mayor Pete Unified the Party would be far more painful, just the think pieces alone about how finally young management consultants everywhere believe they too can become president

this

ratfucking along total machine politics has evidenced the immense discrepancy between liberal discourse along its function as spectacle and what the democratic party effectively *is*: an entire state apparatus of the party was effectively destroyed in its credibility in order to do so, for example

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

One woman said she was raped while a different woman said she was not. I believe all women, so therefore whether the woman was raped or not is a mystery only quantum mechanics will solve

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
IM A FAT loving PIG, PLEASE GIVE ME MORE OF HILLARY CLINTON

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

I don’t particularly want to mix it up on this subject again, but you can't analyze reaction to Tara Reade’s allegations in a serious way unless you doubt her because she is a liar. Vote for her rapist. #MeToo

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/WaywardWinifred/status/1255234194084712449?s=19

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

galenanorth posted:

You can believe rape victims without also taking all female politicians' rhetoric at face value, including Elizabeth Warren, Sarah Palin, and Susan Collins whenever she hems and haws about supporting Trump

I love this one because I do. I do believe Warren walked out of that conversation thinking Bernie said a woman couldn't be president. I also think the reality is probably closer to him saying that a woman would have a difficult or impossible time beating Trump. Specifically because he's said lots of things publicly that indicate he both thinks a woman could be president and would have an incredibly difficult time beating Trump.

And applying the same logic, I believe Tara Reade when she says Biden sexually assaulted her because he has a long history of actions and statements that show he could do something like this.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

docbeard posted:

From the producers of Game of Thrones, The West Wing, and the Harry Potter movies comes: Her Turn, the magical adventures of one future president. Oh, and she has a dragon, and she doesn't murder innocent people with it, just Bernie Bros.

bro you better copyright this immediately, youve got gold on your hands

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Gumball Gumption posted:

I love this one because I do. I do believe Warren walked out of that conversation thinking Bernie said a woman couldn't be president. I also think the reality is probably closer to him saying that a woman would have a difficult or impossible time beating Trump. Specifically because he's said lots of things publicly that indicate he both thinks a woman could be president and would have an incredibly difficult time beating Trump.

And applying the same logic, I believe Tara Reade when she says Biden sexually assaulted her because he has a long history of actions and statements that show he could do something like this.

I like that too because... maybe Bernie did say something kind of dumb and out of touch? He's an old fart who has generally had a principled and consistent stance on things, but he's still an old fart. Like, sure, I'm perfectly willing to believe Warren on that. Doesn't mean I would not support Bernie because of it because his policy positions were worth far more. Saying something stupid and possibly sexist is not even nearly comparable to rape.

Of course this is all irrelevant since Bernie dropped out and he's lost a lot of my respect with his non-response to the Reade allegations so lmao

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Siljmonster posted:

IM A FAT loving PIG, PLEASE GIVE ME MORE OF HILLARY CLINTON

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
love to agree that a disagreement on who can win the highest office in america is equivalent to a guy raping his employee

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Hillary Clinton is bad, IMO

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Gumball Gumption posted:

I love this one because I do. I do believe Warren walked out of that conversation thinking Bernie said a woman couldn't be president. I also think the reality is probably closer to him saying that a woman would have a difficult or impossible time beating Trump. Specifically because he's said lots of things publicly that indicate he both thinks a woman could be president and would have an incredibly difficult time beating Trump.

And applying the same logic, I believe Tara Reade when she says Biden sexually assaulted her because he has a long history of actions and statements that show he could do something like this.

What's even stupider about this conversation is that Bernie and Warren hashed it out on stage in front of a live audience, so she faced her "accuser" or whatever if we're going to equate this with rape for some fuckin reason, whereas Biden hasn't said a word about him raping a woman

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


One thing I'd been asking for a while now is why the Democrats never bothered to completely and utterly destroy the Republican party over Dennis Hastert being a convicted rapist and serial pedophile.

Turns out it was because there was a gentleman's agreement on both sides to never talk about it again, because both parties are infested with rapists.

theCalamity
Oct 23, 2010

Cry Havoc and let slip the Hogs of War
https://twitter.com/akela_lacy/status/1255236303588864009

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/MogTx/status/1255238046485708802

stupid sexist bernie running for president against warren, sexistly

General Bullshit
Apr 20, 2020


Louisgod posted:

What's even stupider about this conversation is that Bernie and Warren hashed it out on stage in front of a live audience, so she faced her "accuser" or whatever if we're going to equate this with rape for some fuckin reason, whereas Biden hasn't said a word about him raping a woman

That and Warren didn't face an entire media blackout and professional backlash for speaking out, it dominated a news cycle and helped her.

Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006


"My journalism outlet of choice told me I could safely ignore this story and remain virtuous so I will no longer be discussing this topic."

It looks so absurd claiming a private, for-profit media outlet is the authoritative voice on whether her claims hold any merit.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
MFer is falling asleep on his livestream

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



IT'S

:Slams desk, Throws Chair:

HER

:Grabs Beloved Family Cat:

loving

:Slams it into the microwave and set it to defrost ham:

TURN

:Presses Start:

RRRRRRUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dmitri-9 posted:

MFer is falling asleep on his livestream

https://twitter.com/DFailson/status/1255189558733541382?s=20

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

thanks to all the goons swimming through the deep fryer and reporting back so others don't have to

and thank YOU for posting, reminding me to pull your user ID so I can find your post in the old COVID thread where you say you trust the party, and that party is telling you it's time to freak out, one of the most excellent and prescient posts consider it was at the end of February

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
please let it be Clinton so that Warren can eat poo poo

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The REAL Goobusters posted:

please let it be Clinton so that the Democrats can eat poo poo

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

One thing I'd been asking for a while now is why the Democrats never bothered to completely and utterly destroy the Republican party over Dennis Hastert being a convicted rapist and serial pedophile.

Turns out it was because there was a gentleman's agreement on both sides to never talk about it again, because both parties are infested with rapists.

Did Epstein truck with any republicans?

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Drinkfist posted:

IT'S

:Slams desk, Throws Chair:

HER

:Grabs Beloved Family Cat:

loving

:Slams it into the microwave and set it to defrost ham:

TURN

:Presses Start:

RRRRRRUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why the gently caress I am laughing so much at this roflmao

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



dead gay comedy forums posted:

why the gently caress I am laughing so much at this roflmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9-T9c44zxs

Same Energy

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
This reality sucks

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

do it, give me madame vice-presidente now or else i will vote for the communist

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