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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i'm loving cackling at the kentucky derby one holy gently caress

everything Hillary touched turned to poo poo

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zegermans posted:

Clinton picked a filly in the Kentucky Derby to play up the woman angle. It was promptly euthanized after coming in 2nd.

associating women with animals

you hate to see it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Waterbed Wendy posted:

British politics, but still I cannot believe this numpty (British insult) posted this on his own Twitter account.

https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1167046610167181312?s=19

Is Rory Stewart a british celebrity? cause, uh

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
billie piper is hot what are yo

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Vim Fuego posted:

Is Rory Stewart a british celebrity? cause, uh



hes an mp, a spook, and the former dictator of occupied afghanistan. content;

that time rory stewart ran for leader of the tory party and went on national tv to discuss taking heroin at an afghan wedding and wandering the desert for days after

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Spangly A posted:

hes an mp, a spook, and the former dictator of occupied afghanistan. content;

that time rory stewart ran for leader of the tory party and went on national tv to discuss taking heroin at an afghan wedding and wandering the desert for days after

Michael Gove talking about snorting coke but insisting the government continue banging up black men for minor drug offenses

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


MikeCrotch posted:

Michael Gove talking about snorting coke but insisting the government continue banging up black men for minor drug offenses

the time michael gove's wife wrote an article saying that sometimes you just have to give in and let your husband have sex with you

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Was michael gove the guy whose wife said having sex with him was like being trapped under a cabinet that had a key stuck in it

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

they have two albums on spotify ("bush was right" is on both)


I especailly like "big oil" from their second album "no apologies"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/samtrayter/status/1254889286064889858?s=21

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


I miss that show, it was so dumb but so goddamn entertaining

The best part was having some ultra badass meathead carve up a pig carcass with whatever melee weapon was being demoed that week

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Paul Ryan's tenure as speaker of the house

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



When they did the Nazi vs Viet Cong episode, they started the episode with the hosts standing there in suits explaining that while they hated to give TV time to either organization, they knew that Deadliest Warrior would be the method by which we could finally understand and destroy the nature of evil.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Napoleon vs Washington, but each general gets a squad of 4 guys for some reason.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I'll raise with "9/11's A Lie" by "The Free Bees"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSBYdRRuLxI

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
the PS2 game Fugitive Hunter which culminated in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOlja9ZKsGQ

former glory
Jul 11, 2011



And anyone who read the entirety of the radio address.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

former glory posted:



And anyone who read the entirety of the radio address.

http://galtse.cx/

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSfl6859usM

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Erdogan's bodyguards came to the capitol of the United States of America and beat up peaceful protesters and no one did anything about it.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Comrayn posted:

Erdogan's bodyguards came to the capitol of the United States of America and beat up peaceful protesters and no one did anything about it.

those bodyguards did end up getting indicted in the US way after the fact but it's not expected to go anywhere

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Spergin Morlock posted:

those bodyguards did end up getting indicted in the US way after the fact but it's not expected to go anywhere

ah gently caress sorry

Erdogan's bodyguards came to the capitol of the United States of America and beat up peaceful protesters and then someone waited awhile until they were safely out of reach to issue a toothless tut tut to try and save face lol

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Comrayn posted:

Erdogan's bodyguards came to the capitol of the United States of America and beat up peaceful protesters and no one did anything about it.

Erdogan hired a bunch of people to dance in New York City for some reason

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1143426734651564033

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Rouhani banned for ableism.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Rouhani banned for ableism.

I'm sure the people of Iran won't stand for this breach of decorum

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

cool dance moves posted:

Was michael gove the guy whose wife said having sex with him was like being trapped under a cabinet that had a key stuck in it

no that was Nicholas Soames, grandee of the Tory party and grandson of Churchill

he was unceremoniously booted out of the party by Bojo for opposing brexit lol

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember this

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

former glory posted:



And anyone who read the entirety of the radio address.

Oh gently caress, this just reminded me I drove past what claims to be the largest arcade in the world a couple weeks back (funspot - laconia, nh) and the big sign out front had "WHO IS JOHN GALT??" on it. The place is closed for covid, fwiw.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

WHO IS DON TRALT?

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Spergin Morlock posted:

WHO IS DON TRALT?

he was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The last Chancellor if the Exchequer was Sajid Javid, who asked people to call him "The Saj" and tried to woo his wife by reading her Ayn Rand

He also got shitcanned by Boris recently

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
He was doing a standard retard, waving his arms and sounding stupid.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mantis42 posted:

Napoleon vs Washington, but each general gets a squad of 4 guys for some reason.

Washington won too. I think in single combat lmao

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Milo and POTUS posted:

Washington won too. I think in single combat lmao

Napoleon swinging wildly while Washington calmly holds him at arm’s length by simply laying his hand on his head

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
No no no that was lincoln

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

No no no that was lincoln

Lincoln beat up Washington?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

The last Chancellor if the Exchequer was Sajid Javid, who asked people to call him "The Saj" and tried to woo his wife by reading her Ayn Rand

He also got shitcanned by Boris recently

Bum the Saj

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
"Man, I'm just born to be in it"

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