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Congratulations to Boris Johnson on the birth of his 234th child.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:00
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Congratulations to Boris for having yet another thing to hide behind while the country crashes down around him.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:04
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The establishment are playing all their distraction cards too early. They'll have to start killing off royals soon if they want to keep it up.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:07
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Answers Me posted:The establishment are playing all their distraction cards too early. They'll have to start killing off royals soon if they want to keep it up. There's still tons of royals to get married/divorced/die.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:10
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Boris not making any decisions for the next two weeks might be a positive, actually. Stops him lifting lockdown.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:12
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My money on them inducing so boris gets a full month of pat leave to ride out this crisis unscathed
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Apr 29, 2020 10:12
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https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1255228335937990657?s=20
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Apr 29, 2020 10:14
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Cerv posted:in conclusion, no-one warned the new kid that they were doing a photoshoot that day 
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Apr 29, 2020 10:14
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They should now release those names anyway.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:24
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https://twitter.com/PopulismExpert/status/1255426477081886721?s=20
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Apr 29, 2020 10:25
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goddamnedtwisto posted:There's still tons of royals to get married/divorced/die. Hell, get a single couple to do all three. Could easily fill the contents of a least a few weeks of news; Week 1) Royal Couple announce wedding - much media speculation about how much the bride is/isn't Week 2) Endless waffle about how great it will be for moral, even if the bride doesn't compare to ARE KATE Week 3) Day of the Wedding! National jubliation! Rejoice! Only +600 daily deaths due to COVID Week 4) Couple announce divorce as it emerges that Week 5) Day of the divorce! Endless speculation about how the bride failed the royal family and should hang her head in shame. Week 6) Frothing media slander about the ex-bride and how she was at fault. Lots of pictures of the prince looking very not sweaty, because he cannot sweat. Trust us. Week 7) The ex-bride dies in some completely accidental accident in which the Queen had no part. Media proclaims day of national mourning for the Princess of ARE HEARTS, and the struggle she had with the public pressure (not from them though, they must make this clear - it was entirely her failing to cope with it, and not the constant abuse from the media!). No mention of the prince being seen hugging a 14 year old in a very strange manner in a noted sex offender's mansion, aside from a small half-hearted joke mention in Private Eye, because "Oh, what a cad he is".
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Apr 29, 2020 10:31
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66.65 million. We are ALL Boris Johnson's children on this blessed day.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:33
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half a mil a year for this sort of hard hitting journalism https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1255428334323990528
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Apr 29, 2020 10:33
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Jose posted:half a mil a year for this sort of hard hitting journalism How long until he abandons this kid? I reckon a year at best
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Apr 29, 2020 10:35
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Guavanaut posted:66.65 million. We are ALL Boris Johnson's children on this blessed day. Closer to 66.61 million, currently.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:35
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Jose posted:half a mil a year for this sort of hard hitting journalism With just one sycophantic tweet, Peston has managed to get himself bodied by the entire of Twitter. Everyone who isn't a Boris fan is pointing out that the last six kids didn't change him so why should this one, and everyone who is is mocking Peston because they don't want Boris to change. It takes a lot of talent to offend literally everyone with a compliment.
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Apr 29, 2020 10:40
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What does peston even want him to change to?
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Apr 29, 2020 10:43
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Jose posted:half a mil a year for this sort of hard hitting journalism Sidepoint but is there anybody on Twitter whose avatar is a cartoon version of themselves that isn't a total oval office? It seems a pretty good barometer. This prick, Linehan, countless other journalists. e: Peston also seems to have his own dedicated hashtag with another little cartoon version of his face. Absolute hellsite ee: I think that tweet has had the fastest ratio I've ever seen. No doubt he'll have a salty follow-up later. Answers Me fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Apr 29, 2020 10:44
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gh0stpinballa posted:this is...horrifying Also it doesn't really work because you're allowed to be out in the high Street with someone you live with? I guess unless it's going to do face recognition too, and look up where we live? I guess they should then link it to the fines system so you get a ping on your phone with an email and your 60 quid proximity fine (half if you pay within two weeks).
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Apr 29, 2020 10:53
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It's Wednesday, baby! https://twitter.com/TheIDSmiths/status/1253308893712842754
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Apr 29, 2020 10:53
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Dell_Zincht posted:How long until he abandons this kid? I reckon a year at best  only it's Boris and a baby he can't run away from
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Apr 29, 2020 10:58
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Answers Me posted:Sidepoint but is there anybody on Twitter whose avatar is a cartoon version of themselves that isn't a total oval office? It seems a pretty good barometer. This prick, Linehan, countless other journalists. There's one American journo with a cartoon of them touching their chin in a "hmm yes" fashion, neatly confirming both this rule and the older "Anyone with a face shot that shows their hands is a bellend" rule of portraiture.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:00
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Gonna stand in the middle of the pavement and demand everyone give me a fiver to step aside or the robot will fine them
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Apr 29, 2020 11:02
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Also it doesn't really work because you're allowed to be out in the high Street with someone you live with? I guess unless it's going to do face recognition too, and look up where we live? I guess you could set up a whitelist of people in your household (not that I'm endorsing this lovely, lovely idea)
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Apr 29, 2020 11:02
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Cunning of Boris to have a kid right before his first PMQs against Starmer, thus ensuring he can't be attacked or brought to account. 4D chess master.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:06
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Not So Fast posted:Cunning of Boris to have a kid right before his first PMQs against Starmer, thus ensuring he can't be attacked or brought to account. 4D chess master. This ensuring that he won't turn up.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:10
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Jedit posted:With just one sycophantic tweet, Peston has managed to get himself bodied by the entire of Twitter. Everyone who isn't a Boris fan is pointing out that the last six kids didn't change him so why should this one, and everyone who is is mocking Peston because they don't want Boris to change. The one talent between him and Kussenberg is pull off the most consistantly worst takes that everybody on the entirety of the political spectrum loving hates their guts. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Apr 29, 2020 11:11
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What Peston said is pretty much word for word what I said to conservative Uber alles dad when he tried baiting me so he could play “be outraged at the left winger” and he couldn’t bring himself to agree.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:15
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I wonder what would happen if I had three weeks sick, then tried to take two weeks paternity. I’d probably be shown the door.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:15
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goddamnedtwisto posted:"Anyone with a face shot that shows their hands is a bellend" rule of portraiture. 
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Apr 29, 2020 11:15
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goddamnedtwisto posted:There's one American journo with a cartoon of them touching their chin in a "hmm yes" fashion, neatly confirming both this rule and the older "Anyone with a face shot that shows their hands is a bellend" rule of portraiture. Is that guy Michael someone? I think I know exactly the smug prick you're talking about.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:19
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Shout out to the daily mail for hijacking masks and coveralls that were being delivered to the NHS anyway for a marketing stunt.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:30
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Oodles posted:I wonder what would happen if I had three weeks sick, then tried to take two weeks paternity. If it makes you feel any better there's 100% plans going on to manage him out? It just depends if they want to avert hard Brexit or pin it on him in terms of when it happens.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:30
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You cut that poo poo out right now, ain’t nobody wants to see Toby Young drunkface round here.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:39
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Answers Me posted:Sidepoint but is there anybody on Twitter whose avatar is a cartoon version of themselves that isn't a total oval office? It seems a pretty good barometer. This prick, Linehan, countless other journalists. the exception is a whole bunch of trans people who don't like looking at photos of their own face. only half of which are obnoxious but nobody can agree which half see also, the horseshoe theory of twitter avatars: https://twitter.com/Eremitpurpur/status/899632972458074116
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Apr 29, 2020 11:39
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He needs to push out hard brexit before he dosses back to a life of leisure
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Apr 29, 2020 11:42
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Quelle surprise! The Forensic Haircut will face Dominic Raab at PMQs. Probably forensically.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:42
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Pesky Splinter posted:The one talent between him and Kussenberg is pull off the most consistantly worst takes that everybody on the entirety of the political spectrum loving hates their guts. this is what happens when you build your measure of political neutrality on annoying "both sides" nobody thought it was possible to be a dumbass in two directions at once but with hard work you can achieve anything
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Apr 29, 2020 11:44
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Lord Ludikrous posted:RE Travel chat - If you want to have a relatively inexpensive holiday I strongly recommend taking a road trip to the Alps. You avoid all the stereotypical rowdy Brit tourists, get to immerse yourself in the local culture, and you’ll get to see some of the most gorgeous places in this part of the world. We looked at taking a family trip around there last year and even relatively meagre accommodation was insanely expensive. I guess if you don't want to poo poo up unspoiled scenery with hotels that's what happens.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:46
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Jose posted:half a mil a year for this sort of hard hitting journalism Yes because the previous 6 (7?) made such an impact.
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Apr 29, 2020 11:50
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