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SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Phlegmish posted:

I have bad news about Jupiter.

I definitely wouldn't trust the Roman gods with my corpse.

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

SerialKilldeer posted:

I definitely wouldn't trust the Roman gods with my corpse.

:kratos:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1247881046089248768

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That tweet have significantly increased support for Palestine among millennials.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I love highlights just can't get enough of them, just like all millennials

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Not even in the top five dumb marketing moves made by a country

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 16:13 on Apr 20, 2020

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
5. 🐄👻dead cattle - "i asked for a soy burger anyway!!"
6. 😱 boils - "my instagram thirst trap days are OVER"
7. 🔥 fire from the sky - *gif of kermit flailing*
8. 🦗 locusts - "MY SOY BURGERS!!"
9. 🕶️ darkness - *dabs*
10. ⚰️ 👶 death of first born - "i asked for a soy burger anyway!!"

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

“Back in my day, GOD was an ANGRY god!”

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
OK, Moses

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Captain Hygiene posted:

Not even in the top five dumb marketing moves made by a country

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Is that an ad for Norway or 7-11?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Seems a pretty good ad to me? 'Come to Norway, we're all sluts!'

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

NORWAY FUCKS.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

jojoinnit posted:

Is that an ad for Norway or 7-11?

I mean you can get condoms there.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Seems a pretty good ad to me? 'Come to Norway, we're all sluts!'

No one wants to get infected

Should market yourself as clean sluts

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

is this offensive on purpose, or as a joke?

I cannot tell

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

WITCHCRAFT posted:

is this offensive on purpose, or as a joke?

I cannot tell

If you have to ask...

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Israel is the most boomer of countries.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The MSJ posted:

Israel is the most boomer of countries.
I thought they sent all their boomers to Palestine?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Knormal posted:

I thought they sent all their boomers to Palestine?

Well, that too.

Here's another Israeli cultural ministry ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Q-H7-Wmkw

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I suppose it makes sense that it turns out my country was the one waging the War on Christmas.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

The MSJ posted:

Israel is the most boomer of countries.

gently caress. I just realised that Isreal itself IS a Boomer.

May 14, 1948

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1253549500666265600?s=21

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

From further down the thread, perfect for that loved one you've get to get the last diss on:


Also I'm pretty sure the Superman and Batman on the top are about to make out.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Step away from my marvel yaoi coffin

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
Western Union showing you how to REALLY use a payment card.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

fsr the most irritating thing about this is that one where the text refers to a vacuum cleaner and the picture is a Christmas tree

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

InediblePenguin posted:

fsr the most irritating thing about this is that one where the text refers to a vacuum cleaner and the picture is a Christmas tree

I get the distinct feeling that the research behind a lot of these "research shows that..." claims is on the level of power posing, priming, or anything Wansink published.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

InediblePenguin posted:

fsr the most irritating thing about this is that one where the text refers to a vacuum cleaner and the picture is a Christmas tree
none of these illustrations are literal. They give you a general frame of reference. To me, this obviously referred to end of the year sales.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Its certainly a collection of sales-isms that probably worked in one time and place and wouldn't be surprised if they still work now because they are so widely implemented if you try something else you look suspicious.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



Is this a joke? I can't tell. I don't want to click on it to find out, because I hate it.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
The fact that there are companies that specialize in “manly” wedding bands and wedding tuxes (i.e. camo tuxedos) because heaven forbid my family and friends think I’m gay as I marry my wife means nothing is off the table for dumb macho products.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



Is this a joke? I can't tell. I don't want to click on it to find out, because I hate it.

Oh it gets worse bird they also print messages on meat for you so you can send meat greeting cards, wedding invitations and things like that

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



Is this a joke? I can't tell. I don't want to click on it to find out, because I hate it.

Nobody buys things like these.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



Is this a joke? I can't tell. I don't want to click on it to find out, because I hate it.

It’s edible arrangements for people that don’t want to poop for a week.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

dirksteadfast posted:

The fact that there are companies that specialize in “manly” wedding bands and wedding tuxes (i.e. camo tuxedos) because heaven forbid my family and friends think I’m gay as I marry my wife means nothing is off the table for dumb macho products.
My favorite are the Manly Man bath/body products that reassure men they won't turn gay or have their balls shrivel up if they use a loofah(excuse me, shower tool) or moisturize(it's okay because it smells like gunpowder, tobacco, and bacon!).

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Haifisch posted:

My favorite are the Manly Man bath/body products that reassure men they won't turn gay or have their balls shrivel up if they use a loofah(excuse me, shower tool) or moisturize(it's okay because it smells like gunpowder, tobacco, and bacon!).


Have you or anyone you know ever paid for something like that

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Oct 30, 2009

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Piss Meridian posted:

Have you or anyone you know ever paid for something like that

Well we are not posting them in the Successful Marketing Moves thread, now are we?

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