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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Pappyland posted:

meltdown must be because shelter in place is being extended until the end of May in Santa Clara County/Alameda County. Here’s hoping it lasts beyond then so Musky will have an even harder time cooking those books for Q2.

Oh poo poo lol

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
folks as many of you know I love Elon Musk and have defended him like he was my only guiding light in this dark world, but this is the final straw. he might finally be wrong.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Pappyland posted:

meltdown must be because shelter in place is being extended until the end of May in Santa Clara County/Alameda County. Here’s hoping it lasts beyond then so Musky will have an even harder time cooking those books for Q2.

lol

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Admiral Ray posted:

folks as many of you know I love Elon Musk and have defended him like he was my only guiding light in this dark world, but this is the final straw. he might finally be wrong.

no

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Admiral Ray posted:

folks as many of you know I love Elon Musk and have defended him like he was my only guiding light in this dark world, but this is the final straw. he might finally be wrong.

But do you still love the car?

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

My brothers, with this current Musk meltdown and the TSLA earnings call tonight, I feel we are about to enter a brave new era of lols. Let's hope we get another water tower "starship" explosion soon too

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Genderfluent posted:

My brothers, with this current Musk meltdown and the TSLA earnings call tonight, I feel we are about to enter a brave new era of lols. Let's hope we get another water tower "starship" explosion soon too

oh poo poo theres an earnings call? :f5:

Churchill
Nov 27, 2007
Winston

Carthag Tuek posted:

oh poo poo theres an earnings call? :f5:

3.30 PDT. only thing that's certain is that the stock will move double digits. Which way? Who the gently caress knows

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

LET MY PEOPLE GO back to work

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Churchill posted:

3.30 PDT. only thing that's certain is that the stock will move double digits. Which way? Who the gently caress knows

elon musk revolutionizes the nasdaq by having two stocks, one for number go down and one for number go up

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Look I love making fun of Musk and Tesla but please don't start believing the market will be rational or correct itself

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

WhyteRyce posted:

Look I love making fun of Musk and Tesla but please don't start believing the market will be rational or correct itself

Yeah, I wish I could believe but...

Churchill
Nov 27, 2007
Winston

WhyteRyce posted:

Look I love making fun of Musk and Tesla but please don't start believing the market will be rational or correct itself

I don't think anyone in this thread believes that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



WhyteRyce posted:

Look I love making fun of Musk and Tesla but please don't start believing the market will be rational or correct itself

I'm gonna laugh if number go down, and also if number go up

Churchill
Nov 27, 2007
Winston
I mean I kinda want number go up as that will make the bubble grow bigger and the inevitable fall even greater but also gently caress elon ya know

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

I tried shorting Tesla once based on things like "manufacturing capacity can't support the production needed to reach profits that make this valuation make sense."

One time was all I needed to stop trying to apply logic to TSLA.

Blackhawk
Nov 15, 2004

mearn posted:

I tried shorting Tesla once based on things like "manufacturing capacity can't support the production needed to reach profits that make this valuation make sense."

Lmaooo ahahah

Churchill
Nov 27, 2007
Winston
poo poo yeah I was burned too, everything was lined up for this one earnings report, NOTHING in the financials made sense, deliveries were down coupled with the usual musk fuckery and future prospects were looking grim

Stock ripped like 20%

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
the market can remain insolvent longer than you can stay rational

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
the market can seem rational longer if you inhale solvents

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
Elon Musk is a personality cult that offers publicity traded shares

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Wheany posted:

the market can seem rational longer if you inhale solvents

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wheany posted:

the market can seem rational longer if you inhale solvents

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Wheany posted:

the market can seem rational longer if you inhale solvents

Zberan Madowinty
Dec 7, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Ilhan/status/1255525844774203393

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Wheany posted:

the market can seem rational longer if you inhale solvents

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Number up bigly. Who would have guessed three days ago (with Tesla trading at 700) that it would instead be here (trading at nearly 900).

Also remember when he said funding secured lol at the weed number? Remember when Tesla was worth 180 a share?

Man what a weird economy.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

:capitalism:

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

and sometimes billionaires, like musk, want you to risk your life to go back to work so they can continue losing money.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/29/tesla-tsla-earnings-q1-2020.html

quote:

Tesla rises as company ekes out a Q1 profit

:lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Still love corona.

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

sounds like the earnings call is going well

https://twitter.com/bgrahamdisciple/status/1255635437596663808?s=21

Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.


tfw you can't extract the value of people's labor

Cnidaria has issued a correction as of 00:44 on Apr 30, 2020

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
ok so it’s just blatant accounting fraud now and I don’t see how anyone can take this seriously

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


https://twitter.com/zacharybasu/status/1255645023275749376

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/OliviaRudgard/s...agenumber%3D777

I thought the reason why you came to America was because Apartheid ended

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i haven't been forcibly imprisoned inside my home, i go on a walk every day. with a mask, ofc. it's like fire season without the smoke!

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