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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



A fully erect horse

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


bump lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Mike Pence is patient zero of the corona virus.

He got it from a triple crown winner.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

hi, it's Mike, from horseweb

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Parahexavoctal posted:

hi, it's Mike, from horseweb

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


Hey, I see a picture of a man on a horse in CSPAM, I bump this thread. Them's the rules.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


My father passed away yesterday. A while back I was chuckling about something in this thread and my dad asked what I was looking at. After a little dissembling I finally showed Dad The Tweet and explained this silly one-note thread.

My 80 year old father's response? "It's OK because he'd have made sure Mother was there the whole time."

He was a good dad.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Xand_Man posted:

My father passed away yesterday. A while back I was chuckling about something in this thread and my dad asked what I was looking at. After a little dissembling I finally showed Dad The Tweet and explained this silly one-note thread.

My 80 year old father's response? "It's OK because he'd have made sure Mother was there the whole time."

He was a good dad.

rip your dad (and also mike pence's anus b/c of the horse penis inserted into it)

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

I saw the horse-man bone comparison image again and was reminded that vice president mike pence is currently full of horse dick

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
it is known

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike pence is a strong case for horse cum being the cure for covid

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
A horse.

LMAO

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lordshmee posted:

A horse.

LMAO

mike nicknamed his cavernous rear end in a top hat as his "kingdom' which he regularly gives up for horse cock to a horse

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Lordshmee posted:

A horse.

LMAO

"LMAO" stands for "Look, Mike's Anus is Open-to-horses"

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I was looking for another thread and I saw this and suddenly remembered Mike Pence has had carnal relations with a horse, but he will still be the Vice President in 2021

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Nix Panicus posted:

I was looking for another thread and I saw this and suddenly remembered Mike Pence has had carnal relations with a horse, but he will still be the Vice President in 2021

it is always good to Remember

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Nix Panicus posted:

I was looking for another thread and I saw this and suddenly remembered Mike Pence has had carnal relations with a horse, but he will still be the Vice President in 2021

Well even if trump loses the election that will be true. The only way that wouldn’t be true would be in trump dies in 2020 or Pence quits the vice presidency to pursue his life long dream of owning a horse farm

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Lord of Pie posted:

Mike pence is a strong case for horse cum being the cure for covid

to be taken internally daily as long as symptoms of life persist

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Does Mike Pence have a camel concubine?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

I just remembered that Joe Biden is a rapist.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I remembered


https://twitter.com/cocosworld/status/1265725234088275968?s=21

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

This thread was on the third page. I just wanted to make sure people didn't forget.

🏇 🐎 🐴

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Oh drat I just realized nobody posted on the 4th Horsiversary

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bent

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
<mike pence perusing horsepassions.info> oh, yes. wonderful! just what I was looking for

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Here in what could be the final days of this site, my mind comes back to Mike Pence loving a horse. I guess it's true what they say about facing the end causing you to remember what's most important.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
All four horses of the apocalypse hosed Mike Pence.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
even as this dead gay forum goes silent the internet will be imbued with the emanation of MIKE PENCE TAKING ENDLESS HORSEDICK UP HIS CAVERNOUS ANUS FOR ALL ETERNITY

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

"We seriously did want to impeach Donald, but then that would have made Pence president, and, well, he fucks horses. Our base was uncomfortable enough with black people; having a First Stallion instead of First Lady would have just been more problems." ~~ Spine, Gut, Heart: Memoirs of a Republican Senator, 2023

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Xand_Man posted:

Oh drat I just realized nobody posted on the 4th Horsiversary

we... we forgot...

:negative:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/thelatinochild/status/1277031876058918913?s=21

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

MICHAEL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
mother is so very angry

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Nix Panicus posted:

I was looking for another thread and I saw this and suddenly remembered Mike Pence has had carnal relations with a horse, but he will still be the Vice President in 2021

how many horses would it take for trump to replace pence on the 2020 ticket ?

https://twitter.com/essenviews/status/1173075030772613121

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Man Musk posted:

how many horses would it take for trump to replace pence on the 2020 ticket ?

https://twitter.com/essenviews/status/1173075030772613121

finally the horses are rising up against this horse rapist

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
pence is now fine with a few statues being defaced

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
stupid rear end in a top hat thought he could make a horse suck his dick.

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