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Piss Meridian posted:Have you or anyone you know ever paid for something like that e: Seriously though, some of the Manly Man Products For Men brands have been available for years and a few of them have even made it into physical stores. Somebody is buying this poo poo. Haifisch has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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*discussing with the wedding planner* "The bridesmaids corsages will all be done in a matching prosciutto that will compliment the bridal bouquet/hors d'oeuvres"
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# ? Apr 30, 2020 23:46 |
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Haifisch posted:My favorite are the Manly Man bath/body products that reassure men they won't turn gay or have their balls shrivel up if they use a loofah(excuse me, shower tool) or moisturize(it's okay because it smells like gunpowder, tobacco, and bacon!). My husband was looking online for a cleaning product for woodworking. And that's how we discovered sawdust-scented soap.
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# ? May 1, 2020 00:28 |
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hyperhazard posted:My husband was looking online for a cleaning product for woodworking. And that's how we discovered sawdust-scented soap. Well. Sawdust is a pretty nice smell, so ok? Not as if Sandalwood hasn't been a fairly well known fragrance for a long time.
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# ? May 1, 2020 00:38 |
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dirksteadfast posted:The fact that there are companies that specialize in “manly” wedding bands and wedding tuxes (i.e. camo tuxedos) because heaven forbid my family and friends think I’m gay as I marry my wife means nothing is off the table for dumb macho products.
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# ? May 1, 2020 00:51 |
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dirksteadfast posted:The fact that there are companies that specialize in “manly” wedding bands and wedding tuxes (i.e. camo tuxedos) because heaven forbid my family and friends think I’m gay as I marry my wife means nothing is off the table for dumb macho products. You've got it all wrong, the camo tuxedos are for literal shotgun weddings.
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# ? May 1, 2020 00:53 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Well we are not posting them in the Successful Marketing Moves thread, now are we? When my dad died my friends sent me a basket from some bro basket company. It was like 10 different airplane bottles of whiskey, some high end jerky, and a thing of hot nuts. It was cool, but it wasn't trying to be anything cutesy, just "sorry man get drunk and be sure to eat something."
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# ? May 1, 2020 01:13 |
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hyperhazard posted:My husband was looking online for a cleaning product for woodworking. And that's how we discovered sawdust-scented soap. I once received a gift of cedar scented soap from one of those weird MANLY SOAP companies. It smelled real nice actually!
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# ? May 1, 2020 01:53 |
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hyperhazard posted:My husband was looking online for a cleaning product for woodworking. And that's how we discovered sawdust-scented soap.
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# ? May 1, 2020 02:11 |
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There is tobacco and charcoal scented soap sold at a market near me and it smells really nice e
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# ? May 1, 2020 02:22 |
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oldpainless posted:There is tobacco and charcoal scented soap sold at a market near me and it smells really nice e Both in one soap or separate?
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# ? May 1, 2020 02:26 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Both in one soap or separate? Charcoal by itself and then there’s a coffee/tobacco combined
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# ? May 1, 2020 02:29 |
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Dr Squatch is pretty good mansoap that doesn’t play up the Manly Man aspect and the scents are pretty varied and good
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# ? May 1, 2020 02:34 |
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Calaveron posted:Dr Squatch is pretty good mansoap that doesn’t play up the Manly Man aspect and the scents are pretty varied and good I read that as Dr. Sasquatch, which would be a good brand name I think.
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# ? May 1, 2020 03:22 |
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I've been using the same body wash for ages so I have to ask. What is the difference between mansoap and other soap? Is it just a scent thing?
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# ? May 1, 2020 03:32 |
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d3lness posted:I've been using the same body wash for ages so I have to ask. What is the difference between mansoap and other soap? Is it just a scent thing? Also the packaging is black. It may say 'tactical'.
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# ? May 1, 2020 03:37 |
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d3lness posted:I've been using the same body wash for ages so I have to ask. What is the difference between mansoap and other soap? Is it just a scent thing? Man soap is specifically formulated for a man, much in the same way shampoo and deodorants lose their effectiveness when used by people they aren’t intended for. As an example, my soap says it can be used for shaving whilst my wife’s soap doesn’t say it can be used for shaving. Feel free to PM me.
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# ? May 1, 2020 03:40 |
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I don’t know if I can trust the opinions of someone who didn’t like Duke Nukem 3D, tbh
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# ? May 1, 2020 04:34 |
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more like oldshaveless
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# ? May 1, 2020 04:40 |
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The Lone Badger posted:I read that as Dr. Sasquatch, which would be a good brand name I think. It's short for that, actually. And yeah, the ads not only play up the "MANLY SOAP, FOR MEN" angle, but they also use homophobic dogwhistles in their ads, as well as other markers of toxic masculinity, with a little sprinkling of "those are detergents, THIS IS SOAP, IT'S NATURAL, LIKE NATURE, NOT CHEMICALS" so yeah, gently caress Dr. Squatch because I see those lovely ads before every video if I don't have an adblock on.
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# ? May 1, 2020 04:43 |
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I use a soap that’s got an aroma of cedar wood and oak moss and I fuckin love how it smells.
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# ? May 1, 2020 04:50 |
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1redflag posted:I don’t know if I can trust the opinions of someone who didn’t like Duke Nukem 3D, tbh Ok pal firstly who said I didn’t like duke nukem 3D and secondly chief these aren’t opinions they’re facts
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# ? May 1, 2020 04:50 |
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Piss Meridian posted:Have you or anyone you know ever paid for something like that Body wash is very popular with Sailors of the U.S. Navy, and men in general, it can only be applied properly using a pouf or loofah, which is a little gay, but the Axe Brand Body Tool (really a pouf and loofah in one) is 0% gay, so yes poo poo like that is very common. E: I have a "sawdust" and a "2x4" scented candle, and they smell delightful.
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# ? May 1, 2020 06:37 |
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My favorite soaps are this cheap English "coal tar" scent stuff and the lavender variety of the Crazy Hippie Schizo Religious soap.
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# ? May 1, 2020 07:00 |
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oldpainless posted:Products like that are made to appeal to people who liked duke nukem 3D Duke 3D had a solid engine but pretty much every non-duke game that used it was better
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# ? May 1, 2020 07:05 |
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you put some loving respect on Dr. Bronner's name he just wants you to be clean
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# ? May 1, 2020 07:05 |
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Alaois posted:you put some loving respect on Dr. Bronner's name he just wants you to be clean I'm All-One, motherfucker.
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# ? May 1, 2020 07:11 |
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Elviscat posted:Body wash is very popular with Sailors of the U.S. Navy, and men in general, it can only be applied properly using a pouf or loofah, which is a little gay, but the Axe Brand Body Tool (really a pouf and loofah in one) is 0% gay, so yes poo poo like that is very common. I actually liked the body tool. The fingergrips were nice and I liked the reversability. Only seen it once though, so I'm back to bath puffs.
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# ? May 1, 2020 07:16 |
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Alaois posted:you put some loving respect on Dr. Bronner's name he just wants you to be clean Actually he also wants you to be able to do shrooms. https://twitter.com/DrBronner/status/1253736732530364416?s=20
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# ? May 1, 2020 07:40 |
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oldpainless posted:Man soap is specifically formulated for a man, much in the same way shampoo and deodorants lose their effectiveness when used by people they aren’t intended for. As an example, my soap says it can be used for shaving whilst my wife’s soap doesn’t say it can be used for shaving. Feel free to PM me. Soap can’t talk.
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# ? May 1, 2020 08:51 |
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Alaois posted:you put some loving respect on Dr. Bronner's name he just wants you to be clean hell, just the opening paragraph of his wiki article is a trip
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# ? May 1, 2020 09:18 |
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Back when I had my own shower, it had a bottle of shampoo/conditioner and a bottle of body wash in it. Cleaning it took like 2 minutes with a rag soaked in bleach. Now that I’m married, it takes twice that long just to get all the stuff out.
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# ? May 1, 2020 09:18 |
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dirksteadfast posted:The fact that there are companies that specialize in “manly” wedding bands and wedding tuxes (i.e. camo tuxedos) because heaven forbid my family and friends think I’m gay as I marry my wife means nothing is off the table for dumb macho products. lol remember this
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# ? May 1, 2020 09:24 |
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You kissed a girl?! That is so gay!
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Ghost Leviathan posted:You kissed a girl instead of spending all your time around men?! That is so gay!
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:20 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:My favorite soaps are this cheap English "coal tar" scent stuff and the lavender variety of the Crazy Hippie Schizo Religious soap. Sorry, liking any scent means that you are now a homosexual.
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:32 |
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Look if a boutique soap reminds him of sweaty glistening man muscles doing manly things, is it really that gay?
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:37 |
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The real Manly men live in Sydney. A beach suburb is named Manly. It was named by Manly Cochrane from Vancouver B.C. on 15th May 1788. History does not record what soap he used unfortunately
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# ? May 1, 2020 11:43 |
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Tuxedos are totally gay, that's why they're the iconic outfit of famous gay character, James Bond.
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# ? May 1, 2020 13:35 |
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Sunswipe posted:Tuxedos are totally gay, that's why they're the iconic outfit of famous gay character, James Bond. It's implied James Bond has done the gay, with a guy, in the new movies.
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