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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

I want to get off Mr. Covid's Wild Ride

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Sounds like coward's talk! OPEN! HER! UP!

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

148,869 is my guess

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

250,000 because something in the system will actually break down.

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

128,821

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Inceltown posted:

What about

420,069,000 cum infections.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Current guesses:



If anyone knows any Smart Epidemiologists with predictions for May 31st please let me know

well now I feel like I lost because I am not at the top or bottom

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/CursedMaps/status/1237927707230572546

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
lmao hard times

Too Much Inside Bad? Brain All Dumb Now

BY KEVIN HUFE | APRIL 30, 2020

We all know important science adults say we need be inside. We all know be inside help no get sick, ‘specially help cranky old mommies and daddies. Many have idea we let economy outside as trade for eleventy thousand grampas and grandmas dead, but other people from school say that evil and bad. Hownever, have we done thought bad things happen when everybody inside too much time? Did science people forget brain get sick too when tell everybody “outside bad”?

Personallike, I’ve no been having good easy fun time during stay inside. First few days, okee dokee. No feel no different. Still have tv. Claystation still play the game. But after many day, fun things now boring. Even think read book maybe, but too hard.

Me think brain no work good no more. Me no brain science man, but know how head normal think, and head no normal think now. Head actually think real bad. Can barely remember how turn on Spongebob. When try write article for job, only big dumb dumb sentence come out of head to fingers. Luckylike, tv typing box do good job fix mistakes, but me scared soon bossman no pay if can’t write good.

In end only time tattle tell what good and what bad. Me hopes inside time-out no go too long. We all much excite to go back work or school or play jungle gym. It not easy not get play outside, but America gots to no catch icky-sicky-19 even if cost brain goodness.


Smart brain history man say “Give me liberty or give me death.” He make words good and words that is good are being important today as words good then I think. I have gun now, go protest?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

save us, sewer duck

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
People go to protest Democrat governors keeping things closed, they're all dumb and spread corona. Trump then blames Democrat governors for not controlling their case numbers.

Paint by numbers here.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

142,069 but only because the South is just going to stop counting.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lordshmee posted:

Put me down for 180k by the end of May.

God I wish weed was legal where I live. I am drinking entirely too much these days but I sure as hell ain’t gonna spend more time sober than I have to.

gently caress da police

Terrifying Effigies posted:

142,069 but only because the South is just going to stop counting.

I'm surprised Mississippi has admitted that coronavirus exists at all. we don't even admit science is real here

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.


That reminds me :
How's the fisheries industry on the coast doin? Needed that 3 hour Rex Murphy doc yesterday.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
+30,829 cases

+2,201 deaths

That's 7,061 deaths in the last three days. Not good at all. :(

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

ArmZ posted:

haha grift machine go brrrr

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Terrifying Effigies posted:

142,069 but only because the South is just going to stop counting.

They'll promote all the quarantine pregnancies somehow.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Charlz Guybon posted:

+30,829 cases

+2,201 deaths

That's 7,061 deaths in the last three days. Not good at all. :(

That's 2 9/11s every three days.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
How many Vietnam Wars will we get by June?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705

im trying to find a downside to this and am struggling

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Going with 111,111 Covid19 May US deaths.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

twoday posted:

save us, sewer duck

free loogs

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
I will guess 164,461 deaths by May 31st.

Let's hope I'm way high on that.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705

im trying to find a downside to this and am struggling

:ok:

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

mycomancy posted:

That's 2 9/11s every three days.

2 * (9/11) = 1.63 million dead for may is my official predicition

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705

im trying to find a downside to this and am struggling

lindsay graham believes that if working people are squeezed hard enough they will bend to his ideological whims

so do i

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

we are going to be around 115k deaths at the end of the month, then june is going to ramp up big league as the grand reopening scheme bites the early birds on the dick

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

SKULL.GIF posted:

My best guess is 147,069 American deaths at the close of May 31st, 2020.

This is based on strictly eyeballing the graphs, some knowledge of what areas are going to get hit next, and some arithmetic. We went from about 5000 deaths to 64,000 deaths over a span of 30 days, and I expect the death rate to remain steady (as NYC's winding down) but slightly escalate (as the Great Lakes and the Deep South get hammered) over this coming month.

my guess is 147,068 deaths

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

first post img-epic thread snypa

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Egg Moron posted:

we are going to be around 115k deaths at the end of the month, then june is going to ramp up big league as the grand reopening scheme bites the early birds on the dick

So many people are going to think they can take their masks off and not do social distancing as soon as stores open and lol here we go again

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705

im trying to find a downside to this and am struggling

boy this is a quote that will age well throughout may, june, and july in particular

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/LasagnaTamika/status/1255962375565516800

the NBPP is just a front for the NOI, but i'd still be ok with them doing some direct action just to gently caress with this

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

it's my constitutional right to order an $11 busch lite on tap at applebees

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1256018926367956992

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1256037912379944960

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idgi how confusion and inability to arouse is out of the norm at all

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Spoondick posted:

it's my constitutional right to order an $11 busch lite on tap at applebees

$11 for a Busch Lite? That's violence.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I would pay 11$ to lick the beer lines, quarantine fever.

:tinfoil:


Always that fourth option.

MoaM has issued a correction as of 02:54 on May 1, 2020

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705

im trying to find a downside to this and am struggling

inshallah

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