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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I got the arizer solo about 2 years ago. Still cranking along. I don't smoke weed anymore because of the massive panic attacks. The misso is well into it though

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I tried to use vapes many times but tbh it felt like it didn't even touch the sides compared to a bongrip. I just smoked it and thought about how it was worse than a bong and felt like a waste of weed that could be bongripped.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I made an Anzac cheesecake half a week late but it's grouse despite being vegan in a house with no actual vegans

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

i am imagining a vegan anzac cheesecake being an anzac biscuit base filled with vegemite

Tokamak fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Apr 29, 2020

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Caesar Saladin posted:

I tried to use vapes many times but tbh it felt like it didn't even touch the sides compared to a bongrip. I just smoked it and thought about how it was worse than a bong and felt like a waste of weed that could be bongripped.

It's a diff high that's for sure.

On a related note I've smoked so much weed the past two weeks it doesn't actually do anything any more.

I even made some real good edibles and I'm getting nothing out of it.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Caesar Saladin posted:

I tried to use vapes many times but tbh it felt like it didn't even touch the sides compared to a bongrip. I just smoked it and thought about how it was worse than a bong and felt like a waste of weed that could be bongripped.

Did you rip cones with tobacco in them?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Schneider Inside Her posted:

Did you rip cones with tobacco in them?

I absolutely did. Honestly I think it ruined pure weed for me forever.

I need to stop thinking about cones, its making my sober brain go crazy.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
https://discord.gg/HDMWkBp

NOW A PROUD AFFILIATED MEMBER OF THE GOON DISCORD NETWORK

come say hi

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

iRend posted:

https://discord.gg/HDMWkBp

NOW A PROUD AFFILIATED MEMBER OF THE GOON DISCORD NETWORK

come say hi

where did all the channels go? why am I a pubby now? why is my name Darryl? This is all very confusing...

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

there are so many channels i can't figure out the main chat one

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

Bill Posters posted:

where did all the channels go? why am I a pubby now? why is my name Darryl? This is all very confusing...

YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN CAREDRESSER

Caesar Saladin posted:

there are so many channels i can't figure out the main chat one

DID YOU SAY HI AS PER THE INSTRUCTIONS

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Wake up thread, its snowing.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
Not at my place it isn’t but it is cold as a motherfucker

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Busting out some old explorers to pair with my stubbies

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
So, bread recipe currently

Cup of starter
Dash of syrup
300 ml of water

Combine and whisk till smooth

Add 250g of flour and combine untill fully wet

Add further 250g of flour and 5g salt

Combine untill wet dough forms

Place in lined baking tin and proof for 12-18 hours

Cook for 45 minutes at 180c gas oven

No frills bread, enough for a sandwich or Vegemite toast in the morning.

Currently trying how a two day proof impacts things. I have a theory that more rise time will be a slightly nicer loaf.

I'm really trying not to add steps, I only want to get my hands doughy once, and bake at my leisure

Granite Octopus
Jun 24, 2008

Jestery posted:

So, bread recipe currently

Cup of starter
Dash of syrup
300 ml of water

Combine and whisk till smooth

Add 250g of flour and combine untill fully wet

Add further 250g of flour and 5g salt

Combine untill wet dough forms

Place in lined baking tin and proof for 12-18 hours

Cook for 45 minutes at 180c gas oven

No frills bread, enough for a sandwich or Vegemite toast in the morning.

Currently trying how a two day proof impacts things. I have a theory that more rise time will be a slightly nicer loaf.

I'm really trying not to add steps, I only want to get my hands doughy once, and bake at my leisure

Folds and keeping it at a nice warm temp helped mine. Also if you fold with wet hands the dough won’t stick.

What syrup is that? What does it do?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I just made up a 2L batch of dark chocolate ice cream

Creme Anglaise base:
400ml full cream milk
1L cream
8 egg yolks
200g sugar

Normally it says to do like hot milk into a sugar and egg yolk mix or some bullshit but I'm using the galaxy brain, everything into a bowl that you can use over a double boiler and whisk to combine, then heat it to anywhere between 70-83C slowly on the double boiler. I reckon 75-76 is the golden temp

Add whatever you want to add as appropriate, if it's chocolate, roasted nuts or fruits, add them in while it's still hot, if it's a stir through do it while it's churning or as it's freezing, for a straciatella melt chocolate and keep it as cool as possible without solidifying, then slowly stream it in while the ice cream is churning in the machine or get it to the point of almost frozen if you don't have one then fold it in vigorously.

I used 300g of 70% cocoa chocolate and it's bang on

Previously I did about 200g of toasted pecans and 600g of figs that were borderline burnt in the oven, and steeped them in the hot creme Anglaise (blended the figs in with some creme and then threw the chopped nuts in after and chilled it)

A double batch fills a 2l container perfectly

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Jestery posted:

So, bread recipe currently

Cup of starter
Dash of syrup
300 ml of water

Combine and whisk till smooth

Add 250g of flour and combine untill fully wet

Add further 250g of flour and 5g salt

Combine untill wet dough forms

Place in lined baking tin and proof for 12-18 hours

Cook for 45 minutes at 180c gas oven

No frills bread, enough for a sandwich or Vegemite toast in the morning.

Currently trying how a two day proof impacts things. I have a theory that more rise time will be a slightly nicer loaf.

I'm really trying not to add steps, I only want to get my hands doughy once, and bake at my leisure
https://youtu.be/uWbl3Sr2y1Y

Kenji did a no knead bread that looks fairly simple. You would need to adjust stuff if you are using starter and not dried yeast, but I don't think you can get much easier.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

McSpergin posted:

I just made up a 2L batch of dark chocolate ice cream

Creme Anglaise base:
400ml full cream milk
1L cream
8 egg yolks
200g sugar

Normally it says to do like hot milk into a sugar and egg yolk mix or some bullshit but I'm using the galaxy brain, everything into a bowl that you can use over a double boiler and whisk to combine, then heat it to anywhere between 70-83C slowly on the double boiler. I reckon 75-76 is the golden temp

Add whatever you want to add as appropriate, if it's chocolate, roasted nuts or fruits, add them in while it's still hot, if it's a stir through do it while it's churning or as it's freezing, for a straciatella melt chocolate and keep it as cool as possible without solidifying, then slowly stream it in while the ice cream is churning in the machine or get it to the point of almost frozen if you don't have one then fold it in vigorously.

I used 300g of 70% cocoa chocolate and it's bang on

Previously I did about 200g of toasted pecans and 600g of figs that were borderline burnt in the oven, and steeped them in the hot creme Anglaise (blended the figs in with some creme and then threw the chopped nuts in after and chilled it)

A double batch fills a 2l container perfectly

The reason you go with hot milk and cream into the eggs is you’re supposed to get the eggs and sugar combined first and cooked a little before adding the liquid. It helps to speed the process up a little.
It’s also worth pushing the temp of the mix a little further but definitely not over 83 because at that temperature the egg yolks start to solidify and you get scrambled eggs instead of a really nice anglaise

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Granite Octopus posted:

Folds and keeping it at a nice warm temp helped mine. Also if you fold with wet hands the dough won’t stick.

What syrup is that? What does it do?

Just a little sugar in the leven, I find it helps it rise a bit

NPR Journalizard posted:

https://youtu.be/uWbl3Sr2y1Y

Kenji did a no knead bread that looks fairly simple. You would need to adjust stuff if you are using starter and not dried yeast, but I don't think you can get much easier.

Thank

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

The reason you go with hot milk and cream into the eggs is you’re supposed to get the eggs and sugar combined first and cooked a little before adding the liquid. It helps to speed the process up a little.
It’s also worth pushing the temp of the mix a little further but definitely not over 83 because at that temperature the egg yolks start to solidify and you get scrambled eggs instead of a really nice anglaise

Yeah normally I push toward the higher 70s but this just being such a big batch and a cold night struggled to get up there

I'm lazy and just whisk everything together for a minute or so and it is essentially foolproof and repeatable, I am not known for my ability to add hot things to eggs and not gently caress it up (read: hollandaise sauce lol)

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

NPR Journalizard posted:

https://youtu.be/uWbl3Sr2y1Y

Kenji did a no knead bread that looks fairly simple. You would need to adjust stuff if you are using starter and not dried yeast, but I don't think you can get much easier.

I have kenji's book, it's pretty good

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

McSpergin posted:

Yeah normally I push toward the higher 70s but this just being such a big batch and a cold night struggled to get up there

I'm lazy and just whisk everything together for a minute or so and it is essentially foolproof and repeatable, I am not known for my ability to add hot things to eggs and not gently caress it up (read: hollandaise sauce lol)

I normally get the eggs to the point their setting slightly before I add the butter into a hollandaise because that’s how I was taught to do it.
We used to make batches of anglaise for ice cream that involved 4 liters of liquid, 1kg of sugar and 5 dozen eggs. That was a 30 minute stirring job over the stove between services normally.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

NPR Journalizard posted:

https://youtu.be/uWbl3Sr2y1Y

Kenji did a no knead bread that looks fairly simple. You would need to adjust stuff if you are using starter and not dried yeast, but I don't think you can get much easier.

My daughter in-law has a no-knead recipe for dough which you can keep in the fridge for a couple of weeks and just break some off when you want to cook bread

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i'm wearing a flanno, a hoodie and a shirt and warm pajama pants at 11.30 am on a sunny day in QLD, this loving rules. Gonna do some middle of the day mowing I think.

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 02:32 on May 1, 2020

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Lolie posted:

My daughter in-law has a no-knead recipe for dough which you can keep in the fridge for a couple of weeks and just break some off when you want to cook bread

Can you ask her for it? That sounds dope.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Outrail posted:

Can you ask her for it? That sounds dope.

It's an American recipe so tablespoons and cups are both American.

https://leitesculinaria.com/93789/recipes-5-minute-artisan-bread.html?fbclid=IwAR0mBRVkn_SglcJt1kcuOeLFCgVpcw5ZrwUWZzdds_qyrNfjf40GIUUnDdU

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Also worth mentioning a cup is actually 240ml not 250ml

Most of the gram conversions are straightforward too, iirc flour is about 130g a cup. Baking is better done with weights vs. volumes for dry ingredients because the weight of a cup can vary by how dense you've packed it

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Wtf is this Melbourne weather. It's almost as cold as spring back home in Canada.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Wtf is this Melbourne weather. It's almost as cold as spring back home in Canada.

It's not just Melbourne being affected. We're expecting 7C the next couple of nights.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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McSpergin posted:

Also worth mentioning a cup is actually 240ml not 250ml

Most of the gram conversions are straightforward too, iirc flour is about 130g a cup. Baking is better done with weights vs. volumes for dry ingredients because the weight of a cup can vary by how dense you've packed it

Nah, just eyeball it.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

Lolie posted:

It's not just Melbourne being affected. We're expecting 7C the next couple of nights.

Our high is 7 today. And tomorrow. Rumors are we will see the sun on Sunday.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

had someone running through the halls telling all and sundry it was snowing outside here in Adelaide yesterday, thought I caught a glimpse of it for a moment myself but I think it must have just been rain getting caught up in the wind or something

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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Lolie posted:

It's not just Melbourne being affected. We're expecting 7C the next couple of nights.

I'm just glad I moved here in early 2019 and experienced some sun 'cause this Vancouver-like weather in 2020 would have really bummed me out after all that effort.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Gonna sit infront of the heater wrapped in blankets breaking in a new bong this weekend, so stoked.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010
It's attempting to snow in the mountains. We keep getting icy rain but nothing more solid just yet. I also braved a haircut so I hope I don't get the rona but I left my beanie at home which was a bad idea

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i don't think my barber is gonna be open for ages and i don't trust anyone else with these luscious locks so i'm using one of my mum's little hair clips to keep the hair out of my eyes

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Caesar Saladin posted:

i don't think my barber is gonna be open for ages and i don't trust anyone else with these luscious locks so i'm using one of my mum's little hair clips to keep the hair out of my eyes

I only went in because a balding man with mostly long hair is not a good look and the psycho clipper guy was busy with someone else. I thought it worth the risk despite my head now being cold

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


New ones out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UWVym41dew

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F
Nov 6, 2005

The neighbours dead pine trees decided to get blown over into our yard today. That sort of took the shine off a cruisy Friday, luckily it didn't hit the house.

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