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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

bird with big dick posted:

I got a friend from HS that loves to scream "I'm an independent" at people while repeating the loving dumbest OAN and godlikeproductions.com talking points poo poo you've ever heard.

Oh hey you know that guy too? Mine just posts Praeger U poo poo all the time.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mrfart posted:



Being a governor in the US must be a lot of fun right now.

So what's the goal here, exactly?

"Ok guys, we 'non-violently' block the door to her office and then she shows up and doesn't go in! Get it!"
"...OK! That show's 'em, Chet! Nothing will get done then!"

or

"Ok guys, we 'non-violently' block the door to her office and then she shows up and doesn't go in! Get it!"
"What if she walks past us to open the door and go in?"
"We shoot her, and then we get shot in return or arrested! Proving we weren't non-violent!"
"Does that open the state back up?"
"Hell no!"

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

So what's the goal here, exactly?

"Ok guys, we 'non-violently' block the door to her office and then she shows up and doesn't go in! Get it!"
"...OK! That show's 'em, Chet! Nothing will get done then!"

or

"Ok guys, we 'non-violently' block the door to her office and then she shows up and doesn't go in! Get it!"
"What if she walks past us to open the door and go in?"
"We shoot her, and then we get shot in return or arrested! Proving we weren't non-violent!"
"Does that open the state back up?"
"Hell no!"

Whatever gets us away from the wives for an afternoon am I right !!!!

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
You would think a group of unidentified men with assault rifles would be a major security issue but you do you America.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

WaltherFeng posted:

You would think a group of unidentified men with assault rifles would be a major security issue but you do you America.

the president said that are very good people what more do you want

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
It's cool that coronavirus has been eradicated and we can all go back to work now

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



We can all have gun control again if we just get a bunch of black and brown people to show up in white neighborhoods open carrying

The Black Panthers are why Reagan passed strict gun laws while governor of California

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

I can’t look at any armed militia photo without wondering how long the guys stood in front of their mirrors to pick the coolest outfit.

“Does my vest look better with the navy flannel? I think I liked red more. I should try that one on again”

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Platystemon posted:

Tropical Trump

Trumpico!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

america can yall stop youre making me puke

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

GolfHole posted:

america can yall stop youre making me puke

no

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

GolfHole posted:

america can yall stop youre making me puke

thats corona

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Reminder that the most optimistic numbers were 50000 dead by July and we’re already 12000 over that number

#LIBERATE MICHIGAN HAMBERGERS

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



GolfHole posted:

america can yall stop youre making me puke
*America stares at you as it keeps turning the ‘dumb poo poo’ dial higher*

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

WaltherFeng posted:

You would think a group of unidentified men with assault rifles would be a major security issue but you do you America.

It's allowed because they're white.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

bird with big dick posted:

I got a friend from HS that loves to scream "I'm an independent" at people while repeating the loving dumbest OAN and godlikeproductions.com talking points poo poo you've ever heard.

I had a former co-worker just like this who actually voted for Trump but then disavowed support of him when it turned out he was the dumbest, most racist man in America like everyone knew he was. He used to claim to be an independent who didn't support Trump while repeating insipid conservative talking points and conspiracy theories about AOC all day.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

FlamingLiberal posted:

We can all have gun control again if we just get a bunch of black and brown people to show up in white neighborhoods open carrying

The Black Panthers are why Reagan passed strict gun laws while governor of California

Sure, but black and brown people don't want to get murdered when the police is more militarized and deadly than ever.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Cacafuego posted:

What’s the most risky way to deal with the bodies?

Also :lol: at the idea that even in death, a corpse is still making money for people. So much so, that it is referred to as an industry. How has capitalism not yet created a disassembly line (:smuggo:) set to the tune of Powerhouse for the funerary industry to ensure the most cost effective disposal of American corpses? Surely, there’s a way to monetize that?

Careful... 2000ad has you beat by about 40 years.
https://judgedredd.fandom.com/wiki/Resyk

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Sure, but black and brown people don't want to get murdered when the police is more militarized and deadly than ever.
Yes which is why it will never happen

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Given how often Americans walk into places just to shoot them up, how the hell do armed "militia" walk into a government building with assault rifles like this? Aren't these places meant to have, I don't know, guards or something?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Jeza posted:

Given how often Americans walk into places just to shoot them up, how the hell do armed "militia" walk into a government building with assault rifles like this? Aren't these places meant to have, I don't know, guards or something?

They're white and the Second Amendment protects "lawful" expression of gun ownership. But it's because they're white and most cops empathize with the feelings of white supremacist gun nuts or are white supremacist gun nuts themselves.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jeza posted:

Given how often Americans walk into places just to shoot them up, how the hell do armed "militia" walk into a government building with assault rifles like this? Aren't these places meant to have, I don't know, guards or something?

its legal to bring a gun to the michigan statehouse

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
seeing those men with their firearms just makes me feel so... free

god bless the founding fathers who foresaw this and enshrined it in the constitution

anyways, covid:

Russia’s coronavirus outbreak is getting bad. Putin says the worst is yet to come.

quote:

This is perhaps the biggest test has Putin faced during his 20 years in power. He markets himself as Russia’s hero, the only man who can restore the former Soviet Union’s greatness and bring stability to his country. Anything that messes with that image — such as a nationwide health crisis — ruins the myth he and his allies have cultivated for decades.

The problem for him, and the millions of Russians counting on his leadership, is that when it comes to fighting the coronavirus, macho posturing and disinformation just don’t cut it. [Mozi note: I am sensing some parallels here...]

Earlier this month, Michael Favorov, who led the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Eastern European and Central Asian programs, told me that Russia is “probably in the early stage of the same epidemic which is going on in the United States now.”

“They are facing significant increases of cases within the next month” in the capital and beyond, “and a significant increase in the number of deaths.”

...

Over a dozen members of the nursing staff from Kommunarka hospital, the top coronavirus facility in Moscow, abruptly quit together on Monday because they didn’t have enough protective gear, food to eat, or some of the $132 million in bonuses Putin promised the nation’s physicians.

A video from the Moscow Times shows one of the nurses explaining why she left the hospital. “I worked for two days straight, sometimes three,” the unnamed medical professional said. “They stopped feeding us. They started handing out unsanitary [used] equipment to us.”

...

“The number of lethal cases ascribed to Covid-19 are still low,” he continued. “I think that it is a result of the misclassification of deaths from [the disease] to the other conditions or complications.”

That’s happened before: In 2015, Putin said he wanted to lower the death rate caused by cardiovascular disease in Russia. Almost immediately, hospitals began to report that fewer people were dying from heart conditions. What made that more suspicious is that there was a rise — at about the same rate — of deaths from other causes.

https://twitter.com/infomoscow24/status/1248934065744510976?s=20

Mozi fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 1, 2020

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Jeza posted:

Given how often Americans walk into places just to shoot them up, how the hell do armed "militia" walk into a government building with assault rifles like this? Aren't these places meant to have, I don't know, guards or something?

When white cops and white militia men see each other, they recreate that scene from Braveheart.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
crazy how you can be trained to recognise lawful and unlawful expression of gun ownership. id have no idea. id be like ahhh a guy with a gun!!

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

ive said it before, but again: im getting the feeling when This poo poo is all over a lot of people arent even going to remember it all started with a virus

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Earwicker posted:

ive said it before, but again: im getting the feeling when This poo poo is all over a lot of people arent even going to remember it all started with a virus

When the Iranians retaliate for the drone strike, everyone will have forgotten about the drone strike entirely. "Oh yeah, that was right before the first pandemic."

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Jeza posted:

crazy how you can be trained to recognise lawful and unlawful expression of gun ownership. id have no idea. id be like ahhh a guy with a gun!!

There's really no line between lawful and unlawful expression of gun ownership except being white and the personal feelings of idiot cops at that time, which is why it isn't all that uncommon for some dumbass to show up with his AR-15 on his back at Walmart in a state like Ohio or Kentucky with very little in the way of firearms restrictions and multiple people call the cops because they're scared but the cops show up and shrug because it's legal. :911:

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

canyoneer posted:

When the Iranians retaliate for the drone strike, everyone will have forgotten about the drone strike entirely. "Oh yeah, that was right before the first pandemic."

honestly when i read your post i was like "drone strike?.. oh right suleimani" it took me a good 5 mins. that was january! and then the iranians shot down an airliner i forgot that too

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Jeza posted:

crazy how you can be trained to recognise lawful and unlawful expression of gun ownership. id have no idea. id be like ahhh a guy with a gun!!

The key is to look at the skin color of the guy with a gun?

:shrug:

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

turmp lied people died

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Wanna see the fat one on the left try to pick up his gun if it fell on the ground

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

mrfart posted:



Being a governor in the US must be a lot of fun right now.

They just want the right to go to Golden Corral

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Love the guy with the Travis Bickle mohawk, that's goddamn :discourse:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Derpies posted:

Whatever gets us away from the wives for an afternoon am I right !!!!

buddy those are all incels

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Jeza posted:

crazy how you can be trained to recognise lawful and unlawful expression of gun ownership. id have no idea. id be like ahhh a guy with a gun!!

People of color are not allowed to own guns in the United States. Granted this is not spelled out in law, but it's in how the police treats one group over the other 100% of the time. And the fact that gun control of any kind even exists in the U.S. due to black communities arming themselves during the civil rights movement.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
if history repeats itself we're going to get a whole "anti mask" movement.

drat antimasxxers

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

lmao they even allowed them to have their guns in the gallery that overlooks the state senate floor

https://twitter.com/SenPolehanki/status/1255899318210314241

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Fried Watermelon posted:

buddy those are all incels

I'm assuming their various chud churches marched them up with a spouse

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Inept posted:

lmao they even allowed them to have their guns in the gallery that overlooks the state senate floor

https://twitter.com/SenPolehanki/status/1255899318210314241

All of these dudes should be arrested and tried for terrorism and treason. See how tough they feel when they are very quickly pushed through a military trial and then executed within a week, or spend the rest of their lives in gitmo.

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