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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

lol frantically trying to minimize personal exposure to corporate bk

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

i want to see elon taking the bus to the factory, barefoot and clothed in nothing but a sackcloth

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



sack is too much.

it needs to be a comically big barrel, hold up by suspenders

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

he’s going to just live in his jet

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Roosevelt posted:

i want to see elon taking the bus to the factory, barefoot and clothed in nothing but a sackcloth

some say his restless spirit still roams the old nummi plant, wouldn't surprise me *takes big vape hit, exhales through clenched teeth* when you die like that, legs cut off by a welding robot, smeared in your own feces, now that's a man whose soul was not at peace

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

lol remember when he borrowed against that stock in order to insure the board because they couldn't get D&O insurance

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

FAUXTON posted:

lol remember when he borrowed against that stock in order to insure the board because they couldn't get D&O insurance

That was like 2 pages ago?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Schadenboner posted:

That was like 2 pages ago?

:thejoke:

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

he's tweeting the whole us national anthem

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256243674268098561?s=20

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

i wonder when he was last asleep

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



really good to see the SEC really came down hard on him the last time so he learned his lesson and the court-appointed tweet approver is doing his job and it is working as intended...

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



what

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Why is he saying this? Didn't he just have to keep the stock pumped for a few months more to fleece investors even more?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.


MELT DOWN MAY OFF TO A STRONG START

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



meltdown may comes roaring out of the gate

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
hes tyring to drum up publicity

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://twitter.com/BsideRare/status/1256191234684735493

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

:aaaaa:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lol

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
does he and trump eat the same brand of leaded candy or did the virus just accelerate their respective brain conditions

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002


haha

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

hobbesmaster posted:

i wonder when he was last asleep

it would impressive if he’d gone from total novice at smoking weed to crystal meth habit in the space of like a year

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

there’s no way he hasn’t been doing coke for decades

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

He should get with mcaffee and go on a real adventure of drugdom

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



there's no way musk could hang with mcafee. he'd be dead in 24 hours

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
you've seen bald musk. are you ready for smooth musk?

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256254291758551041

i think he's lost it :pray:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol

https://twitter.com/mikebeauvais/status/1256258228373065733

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

MattO posted:

He should get with mcaffee and go on a real adventure of drugdom

Cat Face Joe posted:

there's no way musk could hang with mcafee. he'd be dead in 24 hours

MattO posted:

He should get with mcaffee and go on a real adventure of drugdom

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Wheany posted:

you've seen bald musk. are you ready for smooth musk?



I was unready for this.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/glaus71/status/1256257838575423488


https://twitter.com/tradethedayfx/status/1256258422158143489

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Turn off your Portrait Orientation Lock.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

someone is going to get a another visit from the sec

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




i mean yeah agreed

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Wheany posted:

you've seen bald musk. are you ready for smooth musk?



he looks like one of those animorphs things but midway between the person changing into a frog

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



dumping the price is his genius plan to stick it to short sellers.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




Lmfao

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


Dumber going down like Grimes on a dirty toilet seat

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

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