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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cats: well known for their work ethic

Hey screw you buddy, Tama the railway cat worked tirelessly in her station master position for eight years (ending with her death in old age) and not only increased ticket sales on her line by over a billion yen a year, she worked her way up the ranks to "super station master", "Operating Officer", "Managing Executive Officer" and finally "Honorary President of Wakayama Electric Rail for life" and was knighted by the prefectural governor for her tireless work in tourism. When she died she was granted the title "Honorary Eternal Stationmaster" and was enshrined at a nearby Shinto cat shrine as a spirit goddess.

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

homophones (i think they are called) are in all languages i bet.

pare pair pear....uh pierre....uh poueaur

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
The green worm goes towards the green glass

https://tinyurl.com/ya8ej3rf

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
æ e i a æ å

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam

Nastyman posted:

æ e i a æ å

strč prst skrz krk

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Shoe in a wastebasket

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yeah this only works if you live in a country that uses the word bin instead of trash can

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

That's a basket though.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Footwear in the rubbish

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I got Moon Moon! :downsrim:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


sandal bucket

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

The Bloop posted:

Footwear in the rubbish

I know
I know
It's serious

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Sandal in the bin?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Thong in the bin?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
A Birkenstock where it belongs

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
I got moon moon

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Chancla Creel

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


is this what happens when you facetime those eels

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Single open toes footwear in a waste disposal wicker basket.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

My foot up your rear end

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Garrand posted:

My foot up your rear end

My rear end is much larger than that

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The Bloop posted:

My rear end is much larger than that

call me

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Surprised no one posted the biggest shitpost of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

'Shoe that lost its twin', he screamed at the computer like a completely cool guy in a current conversation

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Cornjob posted:

Mods please change my name to Your Uncle Mows Your Tuna.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Nastyman posted:

æ e i a æ å

One of the better Tool albums.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

One of the better Tool albums.

Good excuse to post this

https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1239417205768347650

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Nobody explained the shoe in a basket. They just said a bunch of silly misunderstandings

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

freeedr posted:

Nobody explained the shoe in a basket. They just said a bunch of silly misunderstandings


It's a Liberache song.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I love Liberace's fashion/style/decorating choices. It's like he looked at the 17th century French aristocracy and said, "You know, I like this but it's just not enough."

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Solice Kirsk posted:

I love Liberace's fashion/style/decorating choices. It's like he looked at the 17th century French aristocracy and said, "You know, I like this but it's just not enough."

Queer Eye for the Baroque Guy

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


I feel like the internet is making content for me specifically nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eU43A7eSqQ

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Grraarrgghh posted:

I feel like the internet is making content for me specifically nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eU43A7eSqQ

Sorry. This is a thread for funny things.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I forgot: which goon is Hot Dad?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I forgot: which goon is Hot Dad?

It's me. I'm Hot Dad.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I forgot: which goon is Hot Dad?

Hot Dad.

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