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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

in fell like my 12 guess is in line to win

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Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

facetoucher cat posted:

:(

hot showers, hot liquids, and hot rods. Sorry you're doing poorly, don't die. I found laying on my stomach with a pillow under my stomach so I'm pretty much head tilted down made the coughing fits much better. I did this while laying on my couch so I could turn my head and still watch tv or poo poo post with one hand on my phone

e: and do some breathing exercises. I'll post those in a bit

i think a lot of the med people have said putting patients on their stomachs has helped so that makes sense.

good luck goons

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



a.lo posted:

there’s a lot of meat on those prisoners

is prison that bad.? asking for a friend

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





There will be great earthquakes

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

just a reminder that small business owners are usually human garbage, this guy is also on record being super pissed off his april fishing trip got canceled.



oh now suddenly everyone cares about mental health

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1256290610996146178

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/karaswisher/status/1256206117123895296?s=19

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Anecdotal deaths chat: high school friend's Dad died, high school friend told me four fathers of people in her dance group died, my mom says her work email is just emails about people who have died who are in some way connected to the municipality's DOE (teachers, family of teachers, administrators etc) - 11 deaths in a three day span.

Also my sister's friend, 31, came down with it and has recovered with ikely pulmonary fibrosis as a result.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
What masks are you all buying?
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.
[/quote]

165,001

Accretionist has issued a correction as of 20:04 on May 1, 2020

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Nodelphi posted:

ER goon update: Been mostly at home lately which is a relief but it’s due to massive staffing cuts in the ER. Volumes are ramping back up so that’s good I guess but morale is low considering our thanks for putting up with ppe shortages and long work hours is an immediate staffing cut resulting in increased work stress.

Not going to lie, looking into alternate careers. Seeing the difference in how the hospital treated the cardiologists and other specialists vs how they treated the ER made me really see how disposable they consider us.

Still seeing 5-7 positive covids a day so we’re not done with this yet although we’re much better than we were. Last month 90% of my patients were covids.

if anyone doubts that capitalism is the best economic system theoretically possible def tell them that hospitals are cutting their er staff during a freaking pandemic

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Accretionist posted:

What masks are you all buying?
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

165,001

dont buy from amazon. buy from a union shop instead https://www.unionlabel.com/polyfoam-mask.html

I got 10 for $40 and they came in 3 days

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





are we certain Azealia Banks hasn't locked Elon in a closet and taken over his twitter

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Al-Saqr posted:

Garbage workers are more heroic than every US troop put together

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


if the SEC is this bad at enforcing even the paltry “stop manipulating stocks on twitter” order they gave musk then idk how they enforce anything else they are supposed to (they don’t)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Marzzle posted:

if the SEC is this bad at enforcing even the paltry “stop manipulating stocks on twitter” order they gave musk then idk how they enforce anything else they are supposed to (they don’t)

derivative lawsuits

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1256287520775639041

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Lol from the gbs thread


DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Man Musk posted:

CNN was saying that it is legal to go into the State Capitol with a gun but that signs are illegal. Not a Michigoanian, but lol if true.

ahem, Michigander

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

calm down, man

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1256288833894846464?s=20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

the places no one lives

maybe 300,000 people in that area

Grew up in Northumberland County, good to see it resume its' god-given purpose as PA's petri dish

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



A Bakers Cousin posted:

Lol from the gbs thread

rude, we love guns here, we love the Chairman and the Party

Missing Donut
Apr 24, 2003

Trying to lead a middle-aged life. Well, it's either that or drop dead.

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

ahem, Michigander

what’s good for the Michigander is good for the Michigoose

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

At 197 guesses the median is... 169420

1-70:


71-140:


141-197:



Put me down for the lower of two mersenne primes found by pietro gitaldi in 1588:

217 - 1 = 131,072 - 1 131,071

EIDE Van Hagar has issued a correction as of 21:14 on May 1, 2020

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
I hate you guys. I went on my unused Facebook account to see if anyone I knew had posted about deaths in their family, and my mom shared some chiropractor huckster video spreading coronavirus misinformation. I tried to call her out in a private message but I should probably just resign myself to losing her to Q eventually. So angry right now. gently caress Facebook and the whole right wing mediasphere

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


the usa will not tolerate a flaccid drooping curve, we must present a rock-hard upright curve that throbs with pure ronosexual energy

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

Put me down for the lower of two mersenne primes found by pietro gitaldi in 1588:

217 - 1 = 262,142

131071?

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

i think perhaps nyc did peak; the rest of the country did not

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004



power word- Jeb! posted:

i think perhaps nyc did peak; the rest of the country did not

there are going to be so many peaks as we bounce around like idiots

peaks like you wouldn't believe, bigly peaks

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!
I’m peaking right now

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

a.lo posted:

I’m peaking right now

my interest is piqued

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/kreuzader/status/1256306452668563457?s=21

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


in honor of my dead gay mcrib, I got a new tat

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

in honor of my dead gay mcrib, I got a new tat



where on the human body do you think that is

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

where on the human body do you think that is

Right above the rear end

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

TMMadman posted:

Right above the rear end

hole? crack?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


TMMadman posted:

Right above the rear end

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Just learned that around 50% of the covid19 cases in my community went to one or more stores WHILE they were symptomatic, even through april. ridiculous

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Bullfrog posted:

Just learned that around 50% of the covid19 cases in my community went to one or more stores WHILE they were symptomatic, even through april. ridiculous

a somehow worse version of gently caress you got mine

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