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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Frosted Flake posted:

Also lol at profiling “personality types” for criminality.

i mean pretty much anyone on somethingawful is probably on a watchlist already

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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
mah guns. need mah guns. dont care how many dead bodys pile up. mah guns *shits self*

b0ner of doom
Mar 17, 2006

RBC posted:

Honestly i could probably tip off the rcmp about you with the way you fetishisize military weapons and talk about militias. Wasn't that also the personality type of the fascist that shot up nova scotia?

lmao

Literal Hamster
Mar 11, 2012

YOSPOS

RBC posted:

Honestly i could probably tip off the rcmp about you with the way you fetishisize military weapons and talk about militias. Wasn't that also the personality type of the fascist that shot up nova scotia?

cooperating with the rcmp is infinitely worse than loving your guns too much

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


infernal machines posted:

i mean pretty much anyone on somethingawful is probably on a watchlist already

honestly I'm pretty sure 10% of goons are intelligence agents

you know who you are cowards, i'll never give you back the lojack it's mine now

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Just tell them you think they are native

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

infernal machines posted:

i mean pretty much anyone on somethingawful is probably on a watchlist already

I had to discuss my porn habits in great detail for my TS and on the polygraph, the thought of them grilling someone on decade-old LF posts is pretty funny.

I did have to explain why I ordered a replica of the Polonium tee shirt from GiP once. I mean I get it, I’m a dumbass but since I mailed it to myself when I was in battalion I guess it could look like I was being threatened?

It didn’t help that the package smelled strongly like vinegar because of the screen printing process. I’ll bet that’s why the MPs or postal clerks decided to check it.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

blatman posted:

honestly I'm pretty sure 10% of goons are intelligence agents


This but more than 10% and every semi-anonymous messaging system on the internet

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Frosted Flake posted:

I had to discuss my porn habits in great detail for my TS and on the polygraph, the thought of them grilling someone on decade-old LF posts is pretty funny.

...and how would you characterize the nature of this post?


Hello old friend

Chillyrabbit
Oct 24, 2012

The only sword wielding rabbit on the internet



Ultra Carp

RBC posted:

mah guns. need mah guns. dont care how many dead bodys pile up. mah guns *shits self*

Are people not allowed to criticize the government if they think what they are doing is dumb? Banning by name is dumb, if they want to ban by feature/characteristic that would probably work better then banning poo poo by name.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

infernal machines posted:

...and how would you characterize the nature of this post?


Hello old friend

"....and on March 4th, 2008 you posted in a thread about an ongoing mass shooting and replied to an image macro with 'lol'? Is that correct?"


Literally the stuff of my deepest most repressed anxieties

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

RBC posted:

Honestly i could probably tip off the rcmp about you with the way you fetishisize military weapons and talk about militias. Wasn't that also the personality type of the fascist that shot up nova scotia?

Can we goldmine a post?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Another Bill posted:

"....and on March 4th, 2008 you posted in a thread about an ongoing mass shooting and replied to an image macro with 'lol'? Is that correct?"


Literally the stuff of my deepest most repressed anxieties

Yeah, I have very effectively disqualified myself from any kind of position of authority and all I can say is clearly the system works.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
friggin wild how they can ban 1500 types of guns and theres still other types of guns to have. yeesh how many gun kinds do u need??

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
a lot, clearly, they keep banning them

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Is there a slower way to do it? Like, by serial number maybe?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
at the very least, ban the specific individual guns used to commit crimes, to get the bad guns out of circulation

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
start by banning ownership of guns of people who defend guns on the internet. then ban all the guns

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

at the very least, ban the specific individual guns used to commit crimes, to get the bad guns out of circulation

The only thing that can stop a bad gun with a guy is a good gun with a guy

Chillyrabbit
Oct 24, 2012

The only sword wielding rabbit on the internet



Ultra Carp

bring back old gbs posted:

friggin wild how they can ban 1500 types of guns and theres still other types of guns to have. yeesh how many gun kinds do u need??

Technically it was only 11 types with 1500 "variants". I believe they have updated the article to more fix that wording.

The Colt AR-15 is different by name from the S&W M&P 15 but both are variants of the AR-15 type. So they basically named 1500 different firearms in those 11 types.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

flakeloaf posted:

The only thing that can stop a bad gun with a guy is a good gun with a guy

guy control now!

tru fact: guys are responsible for almost all shooting related deaths. take guys off our streets!

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Ban guns for everyone, including cops and military, or noone IMO

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

you, a dumb liberal reactionary: "we need to ban these weapons of mass destruction!!!"

me, an enlightened communist who knows the necessity of social revolution: "if we just purged all reactionaries and small business owners, there would be no more mass shootings"

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Guys are already off the street and mandated to stay at home, or at least stay 2m away from other people.

E: Wait a guy could use a gun to shoot someone 2m away, gently caress. Throw all the guys in the smelter

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i have prepared curiously specific legislation about which guys must henceforth be restricted in the name of public safety

1) you, the person reading this post

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
This new gun ban isn't going to accomplish anything except cost a fortune that could have actually been spent maybe actually making this country suck a little bit less while driving the wedge between certain demographics and progressive politics in further to the detriment of everyone.

But it lets some people feel a few minutes of tingly schadenfreude directed towards people they don't like so of course a bunch of internet wokescolds are gonna crow about this 'victory'.

We coulda maybe gotten better mental health services or something added to the Canada Health Act for what this is gonna cost.

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
Banning guns doesn't cost money lol

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
The only reason all guns aren't banned and it's only specific kinds is because of shitheads like the one guy in this thread who is oddly obsessed with them enough that there's a huge lobby of rural idiots who will vote entirely on this one issue backed by massive corporate money from the manufacturers but yes let's pretend you really have 'revolution' at heart

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
kinda dumb to earnestly believe u could defend personal liberty with a little metal pea shooter when ur imaginary enemy is flying a robot connected to satellites that drops warheads guided by lasers

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
Are we gonna just pretend like people don't steal legal gun owners pal numbers like a poorly chosen eBay password and order guns online in like 2 clicks to sell on the blackmarket. Cause that happens all the loving time.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
hell, i'm doing it right now

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
Also did you know there's a website that's identical to deals and steals but for guns called gunpost.ca and you can buy guns and the onus is on the buyer to be sure they have the correct licensing. The seller literally has no responsibility to make sure they're selling a gun to someone who has the correct licensing. So pretty much anyone can buy a legal gun in Canada illegally if they want to.

Stuff gun tards don't want you to know.

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

but what if gun owners were upstanding citizens who would never do a wrong

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

linoleum floors posted:

The seller literally has no responsibility to make sure they're selling a gun to someone who has the correct licensing.

Actually, no. Even before C-71 (remember that? lol), private sellers were always legally required to verify PALs of buyers. The Canadian Firearms Centre has a pretty good process where you just call it in and they give you the quick go ahead or not.

Disinformation is dumb, quit it

Jehde has issued a correction as of 01:00 on May 2, 2020

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

*shoots some native kid*

ah, well, nevertheless

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
well that was clearly the fault of the ammunition

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Another Bill posted:

It's a positive step but they're grandfathering in all the guns already here and it's not even a full assault weapons ban just specific models.

Feels more like half measures than a win imo

https://twitter.com/globeandmail/status/1256366426517987329

Show yourself Globe and Mail editorial board

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

EvilJoven posted:

This new gun ban isn't going to accomplish anything except cost a fortune that could have actually been spent maybe actually making this country suck a little bit less while driving the wedge between certain demographics and progressive politics in further to the detriment of everyone.

But it lets some people feel a few minutes of tingly schadenfreude directed towards people they don't like so of course a bunch of internet wokescolds are gonna crow about this 'victory'.

We coulda maybe gotten better mental health services or something added to the Canada Health Act for what this is gonna cost.

counterpoint banning guns is cool and overwhelmingly popular

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

bring back old gbs posted:

kinda dumb to earnestly believe u could defend personal liberty with a little metal pea shooter when ur imaginary enemy is flying a robot connected to satellites that drops warheads guided by lasers

i too have never heard of iraq, vietnam, afghanistan, and so-on

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Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

sniff

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