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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Okay, yeah, this is it. This is the defining image that encapsulates 2020 this guys been doing this for 3 weeks at least
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Illinois today Lol Pritzker is a trickzer
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Illinois today I don’t understand why they put so little effort into their penmanship. if you’re out there trying to prove a point, wouldn’t you want your message to look as good as possible? it looks like they all just gave the sign one shot and went with it. maybe they only bought one piece of poster board?
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Aino Minako posted:I don’t understand why they put so little effort into their penmanship. if you’re out there trying to prove a point, wouldn’t you want your message to look as good as possible? it looks like they all just gave the sign one shot and went with it. maybe they only bought one piece of poster board? that is as good as these children can do
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 Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Illinois today My deepest gratitude to all these patriots for helping ensure we get closer to the roni death number I predicted 
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shovelbum posted:lol that we did have some slack in our overstressed healthcare system once people got too afraid to come to the ER for poo poo like "nervous" or "stubbed toe" (but also for poo poo like "crushing chest pain") I might have a minor fracture in my hand during a hailstorm a few weeks ago but I'll be damned if I go anywhere near a hospital to find out. Probably just a bruise!(that 3 weeks later still hurts)
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https://twitter.com/pourteaux/status/1255620008664805376?s=21 https://twitter.com/pourteaux/status/1256297371127988226?s=21 poty has issued a correction as of 23:12 on May 1, 2020 |
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Lacrosse posted:I think Doomsday preppers were secretly hoping for a blank check to murder a whole bunch of people they didn't like, but since this situation didn't give them that chance they're done with this so-called apocalypse thank you very much. This was my theory at why zombies as a genre was so popular a while back. I keep saying it but the real preppers are just happily prepping quietly. My dad called to say he was loading up on fencing so he can grow his meat rabbit herd, he already has the feed for them and the chickens
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facetoucher cat posted:You'd hate my keyboard lmao this is a decent keyboard until you spill an entire liter of coffee on it
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mastershakeman posted:I keep saying it but the real preppers are just happily prepping quietly. My dad called to say he was loading up on fencing so he can grow his meat rabbit herd, he already has the feed for them and the chickens I don't understand it, military remnants and hundreds of millions of starving people boiling out of cities armed with looted armories seem to make it untenable as gently caress
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Lpzie posted:america would be really cool if we melted down all the guns, made katanas, and everyone open carried. "enter my kill zone with covid and i'll strike you down!" every senator and congressperson carries the blade of their state. Historically, not a great idea arming senators https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner
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mastershakeman posted:I keep saying it but the real preppers are just happily prepping quietly. My dad called to say he was loading up on fencing so he can grow his meat rabbit herd, he already has the feed for them and the chickens hey remember to tell your dad you will die if you eat nothing but rabbit meat
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shovelbum posted:I don't understand it, military remnants and hundreds of millions of starving people boiling out of cities armed with looted armories seem to make it untenable as gently caress The people who work together and join communes will outlast the rugged individuals.
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Charun posted:also, holy poo poo, i didn't know this thread had that many posters in it
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Siljmonster posted:this is a decent keyboard until you spill an entire liter of coffee on it This sounds rather specific
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ive already got my cum death bid in but the real death count will be higher than 696,969 since it's hard to report even if you're not trying to propagandize it!
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kaleedity posted:6 weeks of covitoes Very promising holiday song
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:How many meat rabbits do you need to feed 4 people https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning DONT EAT JUST RABBITS
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Lacrosse posted:I think Doomsday preppers were secretly hoping for a blank check to murder a whole bunch of people they didn't like, but since this situation didn't give them that chance they're done with this so-called apocalypse thank you very much. This was my theory at why zombies as a genre was so popular a while back. This is probably pretty accurate, with some racism almost certainly thrown in. I don't think I've touched any of the canned goods I bought in case poo poo actually went down. Maybe I'm just lucky.
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facetoucher cat posted:*holiday house* like, WTF? I thought I was living large when for the first time in my life I moved into a 2 bedroom apartment that I'm on the lease Welcome to being a boomer. 2 houses for them, none for younger generations.
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confronting the encroaching horde, the boomer bursts open their shelter door. rolling into battle upon their Rascal, their heroic cry of FREEDOM is cut short by asthma, obesity, and a bullet from the rifle of Betty "GokuKiller420" Smith she takes a selfie and dabs over his corpse
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Durf posted:an entire generation trained on shootyman games and finding treasure I have fully accepted the fact that my gun collection and ammo will be a boon to some future hellscape wander who stumbles across them while scavenging the remains of my midwest neighborhood.
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shovelbum posted:I don't understand it, military remnants and hundreds of millions of starving people boiling out of cities armed with looted armories seem to make it untenable as gently caress You can't really prepare for the apocalypse except by having a strong community around you, but you can prepare for some disruptions. Don't prepare for the end times because someone will probably just come along and kill you anyway, but maybe think of growing some veggies because produce might get expensive.
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Paradoxish posted:You can't really prepare for the apocalypse except by having a strong community around you, but you can prepare for some disruptions. Don't prepare for the end times because someone will probably just come along and kill you anyway, but maybe think of growing some veggies because produce might get expensive. protect your community's veggies with guns when groups of chuds show up screaming about alfalfa and attempting to burn it down
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So I had an appointment with my doctor and she is actually working with covid-19 patients here in ATL and with the hospital where I had my test so she had my results and thankfully it was negative but she's not convinced that I am. She put me on azithromycin because she said I might have picked up a bacterial infection but said if I'm not better by next week I need to get another test and there's some kind of trial going on for a blood test for covid-19 and depending on the outcome I'd be getting that. Apparently they're not sure if it's valid so, lmao. I'm happy it was negative but I'm sick AF so WTF. I've got her office on call so that's good in case anything bad happens. My lungs are 100% clear so silver lining, yay smoking (don't smoke, kids)
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2036 c.e., group from the city finally found me. they're amazed i survived without food for so long. told them i sustained myself eating bullets and rear end.
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I'm so tired of these protests. Getting so worked up over such lovely poo poo, just the raw entitlement of being able to get a service they want. Polls show that like fuckin' no one agrees with them, but due to our state tv a whole bunch of states are doing what they want. I can't wait until more people die because of it. We're certainly doing a great job at keeping our people safe, being far and away the epicenter of this global pandemic and taking such drastic measures as "loving nothing" and "intercepting shipments of supplies to give them to someone who sells them at a higher price"
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euphronius posted:insulin distribution breakdown would take care of like 75% of the chud militias yeah but what about all the good rural whites huh?
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The Alpha Centauri posted:cuba. in the year 2020 i am very, very concerned about cuba lol 
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