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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

that's one helluva an omega team :clint:

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Doc Fission posted:

Let's write some COVID acrostic poetry.

C
O
V
I
drat we really gonna die

Could
Old
Video Gamers
Influence
Donald Trump Supporters?

e: I actually just let my phone do predictive text and capitalize it

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Numbers went down??

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
Can't
Open
Venues
In
Detention

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Grondoth posted:

I'm so tired of these protests. Getting so worked up over such lovely poo poo, just the raw entitlement of being able to get a service they want. Polls show that like fuckin' no one agrees with them, but due to our state tv a whole bunch of states are doing what they want.

I can't wait until more people die because of it. We're certainly doing a great job at keeping our people safe, being far and away the epicenter of this global pandemic and taking such drastic measures as "loving nothing" and "intercepting shipments of supplies to give them to someone who sells them at a higher price"

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Yeah I see no beans

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





...

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

C is for the way I cough, on you
O is for the only symptom or two
V is very very contagious and scary
ID infectious disease chuds are spreading thinking they're free

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


yessss ive been hoping somebody would repost this for days because i couldn't find it in the last thread...should be in the OP

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lmao eating rabbits what the gently caress. that won't sustain a person very long.

they raised em during the blitz. they’re fairly efficient at turning into edible protein.

edit: it’s also like the one meat I’ve never liked.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I like being at home. everyone should be at home

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

mystes
May 31, 2006

Or don't eat rabbits at all because rabbits are cute.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

snoo posted:

I like being at home. everyone should be at home

:hai:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

snoo posted:

I like being at home. everyone should be at home

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Grondoth posted:

lol

I routinely think about how Bush could've rode this poo poo to an eternal presidency and yet it's actually hurting Trump, it's amazing

"Mr. President, a giant monster is currently walking across America and stomping people dead"

"Wow! Who let it out?"

"We don't know where it came from sir, we just have to figure out how to stop it"

"Why don't we let it get tired out - all monsters get tired out, right?"

"...sir, we've never seen anything like this before and we need a plan"

"Jared says we could see a big housing boom after all the destruction!"

"...sir, my family just got crushed by the monster"

"You should blame Obama for failing to have a Monster Protection Plan!"

"SIR, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US"

"FAKE NEWS!"

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006



new operators in CoD are loving sick!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/therealbradbabs/status/1256289864070443008

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Country's
Only
Virtue
Is
Death

mystes
May 31, 2006

It should be "marshall law" in honor of Marco Rubio.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

snoo posted:

I like being at home. everyone should be at home

:hmmyes:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
US sure had a lot of new cases today....

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/Dennis_Kosuth/status/1256309653455003648?s=20

just world class telling-on-yourself going on here

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

MorrisBae posted:

"Mr. President, a giant monster is currently walking across America and stomping people dead"

"Wow! Who let it out?"

"We don't know where it came from sir, we just have to figure out how to stop it"

"Why don't we let it get tired out - all monsters get tired out, right?"

"...sir, we've never seen anything like this before and we need a plan"

"Jared says we could see a big housing boom after all the destruction!"

"...sir, my family just got crushed by the monster"

"You should blame Obama for failing to have a Monster Protection Plan!"

"SIR, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US"

"FAKE NEWS!"

"Sir, what do you have to say to Americans afraid of the giant monster?"

"You're a bad reporter."

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FAUXTON posted:

Country's
Only
Virtue
Is
Death

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


FAUXTON posted:

Country's
Only
Virtue
Is
Death

That's the best one so far

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
Can
Open
Venues
Immediately
Dumbasses!

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

hey remember to tell your dad you will die if you eat nothing but rabbit meat

He gave us a trunk full of squash last year , has tomatoes and whatever else too, I'm sure he'll be fine.

His real threat is self made, he chose to keep renting his place on Airbnb to people desperate to escape Chicago. He's making a fortune but that's a definite risk to take that isn't necessary

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

even with how badly the hassidic community has hosed up with covid social distancing, saying that they have "have zero regard for the rest of humanity" and the sarcastic "we need to live in the middle of this city" is an insanely bad look and does have anti-semitic undertones

not nearly as bad as this,

https://twitter.com/NYCMayor/status/1255309615883063297?s=20


but still pretty gross

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hmmm

quote:

KCNA news agency reports that the North Korean leader cut the ribbon at the opening of a fertiliser factory.

It adds that people at the factory "broke into thunderous cheers of hurrah" when he appeared.

The latest reports from North Korean media could not be independently confirmed.

Well as long as the source is a trustworthy dictators propaganda apparatus

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

I have a billion dollar idea. Nicotine gum infused with vitamin D.
I have cured the covid. Where can I pick up my check?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zeriel posted:

I have a billion dollar idea. Nicotine gum infused with vitamin D.
I have cured the covid. Where can I pick up my check?

Throw in CBD and I think you got a winner

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

saying that they have "have zero regard for the rest of humanity" and the sarcastic "we need to live in the middle of this city" is an insanely bad look and does have anti-semitic undertones

it isn't, it doesn't

and I'm pretty sure the guy who tweeted the quote is Jewish op

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/irisherself/status/1256360764018790400

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Who the gently caress is she related to? There's no way she writes for six figgies on her own merit

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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