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https://twitter.com/houstonpolice/status/1256395011937239045?s=19 Play ball!!!!! *gets sick and dies in weeks*
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thank god that the insanity is finally over... we've opened er up and all is right
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Xaris posted:that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo. I don’t call it “dropping the ball at work” I call it “engaging in a subversive work slowdown in solidarity with labor”. I mean, it’s almost like existing with constant pandemic trauma and being unable to reasonably plan for the future is creating a lot of situational depression which is somehow bad for productivity. 
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Memes. The real virus all along.  (btw MGS5 with all dlc is under $10 on steam atm) Durf has issued a correction as of 06:35 on May 2, 2020 |
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142422 Didn't quite get caught up, but out of time.
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May 2, 2020 06:46
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Help I have roni toes
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Xaris posted:that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo. just, same, i am not the best at my job atm, and i am awash in guilt and shame
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May 2, 2020 06:54
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That is not Orlando Jones.
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RandomBlue posted:That is not Orlando Jones. make seven up yours
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seattle plague rat posted:just tell them you havent worked in 5 weeks and your family is going to starve and if they press you start sobbing I hope so. I have my information and my facts and that's all I can do. https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/04/28/md-unemployment-claims-employee-says-its-frustrating-to-work-on-the-other-side-too-as-residents-struggle-to-claim-unemployment/ posted:“We are facing an unemployment insurance system that is riddled with red-tape,” Suggs said. 
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May 2, 2020 07:08
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i want the trees to stop ejaculating so i dont have half the symptoms constantly
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May 2, 2020 07:11
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snoo posted:I hope so. I have my information and my facts and that's all I can do. Here is an instructional video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U39gGj_pY6I
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May 2, 2020 07:11
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They really need to send out more stimulus checks until we're back to 5% unemployment.
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i want the trees to stop ejecting so i dont have half the symptoms constantly this was a good year to suddenly develop allergies
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Philthy posted:They really need to send out more stimulus checks until we're back to 5% unemployment.
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We can get some government paper You know food stamps can we really do that Hell yea, right there for the taking gently caress welfare we say reparations And, uh, you know the grind Get up early get in the line and just wait Everybody on break that's part of the game And when they call your name Ms. Case Worker let my state my claim I'm homeless, jobless, times is hard, I'm 'bout hopeless But I gotta eat regardless No family to run to I'm 22 Now tell me what the gently caress am I supposed to do My sad story made her feel close to me I made her feel like it was an emergency When I came to the crib niggaz couldn't believe I came back with a big bag of groceries (hell yeah)
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snoo posted:what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something??? I'm not in Maryland but when I got assigned a UI "interview" it wasn't until well after my online application for UI was approved and I had already been paid once or twice. Eventually I got a letter stating I had an "in person appointment" (this was back in February). They picked the appointment time for me, I had no input and they didn't provide a working way of rescheduling. In a hail mary move I just showed up to the office early and the nice people let me do it right then. They took one look at my status on the site and handed me some pamplets and sent me on my way. That's because I had already correctly filled out work search history for a couple weeks, and correctly uploaded a resume to their difficult to navigate jobs program website.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:I'm not in Maryland but when I got assigned a UI "interview" it wasn't until well after my online application for UI was approved and I had already been paid once or twice. Eventually I got a letter stating I had an "in person appointment" (this was back in February). They picked the appointment time for me, I had no input and they didn't provide a working way of rescheduling. In a hail mary move I just showed up to the office early and the nice people let me do it right then. They took one look at my status on the site and handed me some pamplets and sent me on my way. That's because I had already correctly filled out work search history for a couple weeks, and correctly uploaded a resume to their difficult to navigate jobs program website. yes just follow the rules and pay your taxes and loot the rotting corpse of uncle sam like a patriotic american the president is grabbing what he can & we can too by god they steal from you every time they get the chance i have to pay taxes on weed now
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I already get a bi annual stimulus check. It's called a prostate exam
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Xaris posted:that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo. Working from home is legit hard and a way different skill than working at work. Not a criticism or anything, just something that a lot of people don't really seem to get until they have to do it. I've been going loving insane since both of my big clients sent all of their employees home. I used to have fairly minimal interaction with people and actually get poo poo done, now I spend all morning in totally pointless Zoom meanings for some goddamn reason and have to deal with people submitting work at weird hours all day long. edit- if anyone's job is making you do more than one teleconferencing meeting per day and you aren't doing, like, actual collaborative work during that meeting then loving yell at them because they're probably responsible for utterly destroying whatever semblance of work/life balance you have
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The only reason you should be having more than one Zoom meeting with work a day is if you’re trying to get the choreography down for an uplifting viral video.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The only reason you should be having more than one Zoom meeting with work a day is if you’re trying to get the choreography down for an uplifting viral video. My girlfriend's school has her in like 3-4 meetings per day, sometimes literally extending beyond her normal working hours. And then she's expected to do actual work on top of that. It's infuriating.
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Yes, take your hand, the most likely vector to get you sick, and stick it directly under your mask so you can hotbox COVID. This is exactly why most people wearing N95s are just as much at risk as people wearing bandanas.
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MadJackal posted:Yes, take your hand, the most likely vector to get you sick, and stick it directly under your mask so you can hotbox COVID. A small price to pay to comply with our surveillance systems.
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I hope masks become standard fashion because it is a giant gently caress you to our surveillance state. If you work in computer vision you're a cop.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:I hope masks become standard fashion because it is a giant gently caress you to our surveillance state. If you work in computer vision you're a cop.
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May 2, 2020 07:46
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just mark everyone that got the trumpbux as having a job, sucking the govt. tweat! must reply positively to trumps tweets. email in proof. get your money. easy solution.
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May 2, 2020 07:47
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May 2, 2020 07:48
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with 10 minutes left on the timer i’ve had just enough time to finish all the computations necessary to update my Death Model 196,024 Americans will have perished of Covid-19 by the end of May
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:I hope masks become standard fashion because it is a giant gently caress you to our surveillance state. If you work in computer vision you're a cop. It sure does make unlocking my iPhone inconvenient though 
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Woofer posted:It sure does make unlocking my iPhone inconvenient though Just get your face on a mask https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1256302392611500032
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feeling pretty confident with my guess of 69k deaths by may 2nd
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Philthy posted:They really need to send out more stimulus checks until we're back to 5% unemployment. sorry the ruling class has determined it's in their best interests to let people die rather than offer relief, because people may grow to expect basic protections from their government
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May 2, 2020 07:56
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im may
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Thank you to all 212 people that guessed. I will put everything up tomorrow with an analysis that will make Schnorkles proud. Someone guessed 100 million but I didn't put their name down for some reason so a mystery person will probably win. Data entry is hard.
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lol like clockwork, Trump moved the goal posts of him doing an awesome job to 100k people dead instead of 60k dead didn't take any questions because he knew he would get called out on it
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this account is currently crushing me for some reason https://twitter.com/JohnnyAkzam/status/1256370314012958720 https://twitter.com/JohnnyAkzam/status/1256440697068158976
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I'm gonna guess 696969.
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Saw this on a walk today 
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