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Johnny Walker posted:Take me anywhere but this place where my life has been saved! Hospital food, amirite?
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May 1, 2020 17:38
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He's talking to a deranged superhuman who decided within two panels of meeting him that he was his new son to replace his old son who came from space and was dressed like a raccoon. He's going to agree with anything Spider-man says until he's a safe distance from him.
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lmao, he was reluctant to fight back because they'd know he has super powers. this was a very realistic concern, because he then immediately demonstrated that he absolutely does have super powers instead of just like, punching them.
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May 1, 2020 23:27
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Aw geez, gonna have to subdue Aunt May as well!
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May 1, 2020 23:37
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MorningMoon posted:They know he only has 2 dollars, so they probably already think its spiderman. Mugger: Glad to see you're doing better financially, Spider-Man 
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Jerusalem posted:Mugger: Glad to see you're doing better financially, Spider-Man I would read the hell out of a comic where a group gets together to get beaten up by a superhero who is having a hard time just to give them a win.
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Push El Burrito posted:I would read the hell out of a comic where a group gets together to get beaten up by a superhero who is having a hard time just to give them a win. It would be the reverse of that one where Peter took up a collection so Rhino could afford not to do crimes.
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Lobok posted:Aw geez, gonna have to subdue Aunt May as well! *bends Aunt May into a U* it's the New Year, blue eyes!
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May 2, 2020 06:20
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 "So you aren't polluting the oceans?" "Oh, well yes we're doing that. But other than that, we're great!"
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May 2, 2020 18:35
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All atlanteans must look absolutely dashing when facing the camera second panel is just normal look
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May 2, 2020 18:48
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Bruceski posted:It would be the reverse of that one where Peter took up a collection so Rhino could afford not to do crimes. There's a great Squirrel Girl where she's battling The Hippo and halfway through the fight she finds out why he's robbing a bank and is all "drat that's actually a pretty serious injustice, let me help find you a job!" And indeed she does.
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May 2, 2020 18:58
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Johnny Walker posted:
That's soem acutely painful perspective on that left window.
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May 2, 2020 19:31
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Just going to enter the museum while talking out loud about stealing their diamonds, NBD. Use your thought bubbles, Peter!
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May 2, 2020 23:24
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Ok first things first, gotta ruin Aunt May's day obvs. If I can also screw over the entire museum and all its patrons at the same time, even better.
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May 2, 2020 23:34
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"I had to...uh...there's a bomb!" "A bomb? Come on, show me where!" ~How will I get away from him to put the gem back now!~ "Sure! Come on, it's-it's in this closet here!" *Leads him to the closet and locks him in* "Hey!" "Sorry, I closed the door b-by accident. I'll go find the key. Be right back!" ~Whew! Now to return that stone!~ "Hello? Fire Department! You need to evacuate the building, sir!"
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May 2, 2020 23:47
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1 hour to close?? Why would you go then, May? And Peter, at that point youre best off waiting behind a trashcan outside and switch to spidey to return the thing the same way you took it.
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May 2, 2020 23:50
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Peter's next move will be to start a fire, so the guy believes he did it for a good reason. Headline: Museum burns down, Famous Diamond found unharmed in ashes. "We must've put it away by mistake" says museum.
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May 2, 2020 23:50
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Batman has that one, great story Gotham by Gaslight but it was just one story. Pathetic. He can't compare to Spider-Man, who gaslights everybody in every story.
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May 3, 2020 00:00
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This storyline doesn't even have an antagonist, it's just Peter vs. his own increasingly awful decisions.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This storyline doesn't even have an antagonist, it's just Peter vs. his own increasingly awful decisions. This is what makes Newspaper Spider-Man so uniquely good.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This storyline doesn't even have an antagonist, it's just Peter vs. his own increasingly awful decisions. What are you talking about? The fence that didn't immediately hand Spider-Man a giant bag with a dollar sign on it and then lovingly place the artifact in a museum is clearly the villain of this story!
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This storyline doesn't even have an antagonist, it's just Peter vs. his own increasingly awful decisions. I think this nails why it's my favorite arc so far. There's a lot of insanely great moments in NSM, like the current running one with Spidey's dumb reactions to Namor and the military, or him fighting that spider-sized-spider, the arbiter or whatever his name is deciding to simply drop on top of pete. NSM has this thing where he's so dumb, his enemies practically seem in the right, but when you take even that away, it's dispersed into NSM being so dumb he is wrong in attempting to exist in society itself. It's delightful.
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God drat that security guard must be superhuman vision if he can detect lightning-fast movements.
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MorningMoon posted:I think this nails why it's my favorite arc so far. There's a lot of insanely great moments in NSM, like the current running one with Spidey's dumb reactions to Namor and the military, or him fighting that spider-sized-spider, the arbiter or whatever his name is deciding to simply drop on top of pete. NSM has this thing where he's so dumb, his enemies practically seem in the right, but when you take even that away, it's dispersed into NSM being so dumb he is wrong in attempting to exist in society itself. It's delightful. Tiny Spidey fighting the spider-sized-spider is my favorite single panel of this dumb comic. It’s glorious
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May 3, 2020 07:37
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Jesus, Spider-Man. Just tell May you need to go to the bathroom!
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MorningMoon posted:I think this nails why it's my favorite arc so far. There's a lot of insanely great moments in NSM, like the current running one with Spidey's dumb reactions to Namor and the military, or him fighting that spider-sized-spider, the arbiter or whatever his name is deciding to simply drop on top of pete. NSM has this thing where he's so dumb, his enemies practically seem in the right, but when you take even that away, it's dispersed into NSM being so dumb he is wrong in attempting to exist in society itself. It's delightful. The proportional social grace of a spider.
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Cat Mattress posted:The proportional social grace of a spider.
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ConfusedUs posted:Tiny Spidey fighting the spider-sized-spider is my favorite single panel of this dumb comic. It’s glorious Hank Pym's utterly exhausted and somehow sorrowful expression at that moment was loving incredible  Plus of course the story ends with Hank and JJJ stealing Spidey's rented car, so he and Scott have to take the subway back home 
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Now that i think about it, the reruns should hit that strip around March. Itd be incredible if it landed on the 2nd anniversary of the strip's end.
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Jerusalem posted:Hank Pym's utterly exhausted and somehow sorrowful expression at that moment was loving incredible Yes! It’s that expression that gets me every time.
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drat bureaucrats! Getting in the way of my freedom to uncrime!  
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MJ is loving furious at the idea her husband is a layabout... those abs don't stay pristine without plenty of exercise!
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