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Lpzie posted:covid-19 is a figment of the liberal media and the pharma industry to scare you into buying useless ppe and cure-alls. now, i've read the arguments on both sides, and i haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to wear a mask. Ever. Actually I'm covid-19 and I'm gonna gently caress you up.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:12 |
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shovelbum posted:i still love that the mass grave thing in nyc was just much faster filling up of the existing busy mass grave for dead poors lmao In my brain rowboats full of rich kids from Manhattan go out there on Devil's Night to dig the corpses up and slap each other with the disinterred forearms
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:13 |
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Pooky posted:Only 37,308 deaths so far now they just need to revise the remaining 37308 people who had pneumonia or heart attacks or traffic accidents to their true causes of death before the "doctors" changed it and all will be right
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:16 |
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Australia's (possibly the worlds) richest woman, the woman who wanted to reduce minimum wage to $2 / day, has a cure for the roni. Hot water + lemon juice with optional whisky. https://twitter.com/LordofWentworth/status/1256512999054962688
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Inceltown posted:Australia's (possibly the worlds) richest woman, the woman who wanted to reduce minimum wage to $2 / day, has a cure for the roni. Hot water + lemon juice with optional whisky. I used to work for a guy from northern India who outright took me aside one day, told me that I looked unhealthy, and told me that the only cure for my problems was hot water and lemon juice every morning. He also fired every dev we had from Goa out of hand.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:21 |
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https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1256711744161845248 lmao
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:21 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1256788328420081680
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Inceltown posted:lmao
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:23 |
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Inceltown posted:Australia's (possibly the worlds) richest woman, the woman who wanted to reduce minimum wage to $2 / day, has a cure for the roni. Hot water + lemon juice with optional whisky. That's less useful than a hot toddy because a hot toddy at least has honey in it.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:23 |
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World's richest women says the cure for the roni is Luden's cough drops, that will be 11 billion dollars please.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:24 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I used to work for a guy from northern India who outright took me aside one day, told me that I looked unhealthy, and told me that the only cure for my problems was hot water and lemon juice every morning. lmao, did you tell him there is no cure for being a goon?
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:25 |
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The virgin leftist shut-in vs the chad reactionary martyr
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:27 |
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20% of NYC was infected: https://www.governor.ny.gov/news/amid-ongoing-covid-19-pandemic-governor-cuomo-announces-results-completed-antibody-testing That might be enough to grant herd immunity (lol): https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.27.20081893v1 The abott labs test is amazing: https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.27.20082362v1 the boomer remover marches on
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:27 |
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Inceltown posted:lmao, did you tell him there is no cure for being a goon? I nodded and smiled at him He had me laid off about twelve weeks later with a half year's pay He got laid off himself three months after I did lol That company was a complete clusterfuck but I was treated well on discharge for a common drone
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Inceltown posted:lmao, did you tell him there is no cure for being a goon? roni cures all friend
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:31 |
Tunicate posted:It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are refering to covidcons as 'covid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'covid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than the mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, becuase even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'covid' and 'con' in covidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in covidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly minuscule intellect and is understanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Covidcon is a perfect marriage of the words corona, virus, and console creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentions objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'covid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a covidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point becuase I have recently been belligerently barrage by imbecilic 'covid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education ( though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that i did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, becuase I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:36 |
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Looking forward to going to Covid Con 20 to see what new strains they're releasing in 2021.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:39 |
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Asproigerosis posted:At this point I'm just waiting for the real crack ping when all these people that just rushed out to huff each other's roni farts in public have absolutely nothing bad happen and the months of staying inside breaks all of our brains when it actually didn't matter. Yeah that sure sounds like the hellworld we all know and love
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:40 |
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original was better
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:41 |
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If anything, six weeks of staying inside have taught us that Americans hate their homes, despise their families, and would rather die than be stuck inside the buildings they spend ~35% of their gross income on, being subject to the whims of the people that #Americastrong commercials tell us they love.
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:42 |
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Death seem to be slowing down the last two weeks according to that, which seems odd since we have had a very consistent 30k a day getting infected for that whole period.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:If anything, six weeks of staying inside have taught us that Americans hate their homes, despise their families, and would rather die than be stuck inside the buildings they spend ~35% of their gross income on, being subject to the whims of the people that #Americastrong commercials tell us they love. I just got really into an indoor hobby for the first time in ages right as the pandemic kicked off so I'm pretty happy with my choices rn
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:46 |
Charlz Guybon posted:Death seem to be slowing down the last two weeks according to that, which seems odd since we have had a very consistent 30k a day getting infected for that whole period. I think we'll have some really weird effects bc the super old are both the most vulnerable and also heavily institutionalized right, like not enough to change much in the end but it seems like it would distort things a lot as get happen
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shovelbum posted:I just got really into an indoor hobby for the first time in ages right as the pandemic kicked off so I'm pretty happy with my choices rn I'm not even into movies/TV, I"ve been making my time go by with posting (lol) and sanding / painting poo poo in my house
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:48 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:Death seem to be slowing down the last two weeks according to that, which seems odd since we have had a very consistent 30k a day getting infected for that whole period. peak's over time to open up
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:48 |
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Just two new cases here today
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:52 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:Death seem to be slowing down the last two weeks according to that, which seems odd since we have had a very consistent 30k a day getting infected for that whole period. deaths are a lagging measure, about 1 week to 3 weeks behind confirmed infection. deaths also depend on testing. testing stagnated for two solid weeks in mid april, check this chart and you'll see why deaths are stuck at 2k
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:53 |
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detroits own charlie leduff won a pulitzer back in 2000 writing about racial conditions in meat packing https://drive.google.com/file/d/14Cy-u0aTXeKvSpMjrAuQ39XxSmT0qI-i/view?usp=drivesdk rlly one of a kind piece imo & obv conditions have only grown more entrenched he also did some vids for detroit news meeting some klansmen & was on the best ep of anthony bourdains show imo leduff club
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:55 |
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climate death is more beautiful however plague death is more biblical in conclusion the 21st century continues to deliver
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:58 |
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Jesus Christ Georgia what the gently caress is wrong with these loving people:- https://twitter.com/joshuapotash/status/1256655337714782215?s=21
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# ? May 3, 2020 06:59 |
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The crazies in texas are lining up to watch movies in confined, close quarters again:
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:00 |
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:The crazies in texas are lining up to watch movies in confined, close quarters again: I'm curious what movies are even playing
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:02 |
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I got a scowl and a raised middle finger from a guy in a truck for wearing a mask today. America sure is a cool place.
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In Training posted:I'm curious what movies are even playing the entire kevin sorbo oeuvre
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:05 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:If anything, six weeks of staying inside have taught us that Americans hate their homes, despise their families, and would rather die than be stuck inside the buildings they spend ~35% of their gross income on, being subject to the whims of the people that #Americastrong commercials tell us they love. Americans are addicted to buying poo poo and being locked away from their infinite storefronts puts them into literal drug withdrawal.
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:07 |
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In Training posted:I'm curious what movies are even playing Dying for Sonic is freedom.
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:07 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I got a scowl and a raised middle finger from a guy in a truck for wearing a mask today. America sure is a cool place. culture war is so loving insane like god drat cannot of imagined this scenario lmao
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:08 |
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i love american freedom so much i am going to gently caress the neon sign at the mall as soon as the lockdoiwn is lifgted
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# ? May 3, 2020 07:08 |
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it's just amazing that the country that invented gerontology is blasé about its accomplishments
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I tried reddit's /r/bodyweightfitness routine today and god it was a disaster. At least I got through all the exercises. The #1 thing I miss during lockdown is going to the gym.
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