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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

So they're spying on goonmeets now?

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Weird news headlines: they live in a semi-permanent state of flatulence.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Weird news headlines: they live in a semi-permanent state of flatulence.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cartoon Man posted:

Weird news headlines: they live in a semi-permanent state of flatulence.

:emptyquote:, also :same:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cartoon Man posted:

Weird news headlines: a semi-permanent state of flatulence.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



same... lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Update: the crew forgot to turn on their monitor.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is made by an official mouthpiece of the Chinese government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5BZ09iNdvo

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

The MSJ posted:

This is made by an official mouthpiece of the Chinese government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5BZ09iNdvo

Why does Dr Cool & Calm About This have a bow?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Absurd Alhazred posted:

So they're spying on goonmeets now?

No one's going to bother to build a robot just to spy on goons

Platystemon posted:

Update: the crew forgot to turn on their monitor.

lol

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Nastyman posted:

Why does Dr Cool & Calm About This have a bow?

For shooting Coronavirus and foreign reactionaries, duh.

China's equivalent of the statue of liberty as a symbol for the country is a terracotta warrior?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

For shooting Coronavirus and foreign reactionaries, duh.

China's equivalent of the statue of liberty as a symbol for the country is a terracotta warrior?

Do they still have that giant Optimus Prime statue?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Japanese aquarium urges public to video-chat eels who are forgetting humans exist

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1256213170554839040

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the tully monster owns

it being a chordate is still highly debated, though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tullimonstrum

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://www.the-sun.com/news/761859/sick-vid-dancing-nurses-carrying-corpse-coronavirus-victim-tiktok/

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Gary Larson has asked us not to post his work.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




People need to calm the gently caress down.

Not very familiar, is The Sun more like the NY Post levels of reactive pearl clutching or Nat'l Enquirer type manufactured bullshit/outrage slinging?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hello.

How can I donate my body to Internet memes?

Yes; I’ll hold.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


It's times like these I am reminded that lampreys and hagfish are not technically classified as fish anymore. Unless they are now. I haven't checked recently.

Platystemon posted:

Hello.

How can I donate my body to Internet memes?

Yes; I’ll hold.

Only the best DJ tracks for my cadaver. No alt-right or right wing memes please.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/FOX10Phoenix/status/1131213571491127296

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That frog is a tour de force of minimalism.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Huh, turns out just slapping together any old parts in Spore was actually realistic

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Platystemon posted:

That frog is a tour de force of minimalism.

this is an absolutely s-tier avatar if you ask me

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Mods, you know what to do

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What is that, some kind of small decorative pillow?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Pastry of the Year posted:

this is an absolutely s-tier avatar if you ask me



I kinda love that as a child's birthday cake. Look at it, it's a happy and nice cake!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Shapely frog butt

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Shapely frog butt

Thank goodness, I was worried that I was the only one whose brain was interpreting it that way.

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn'ta bop dat rear end a'hoppin"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Deadly 'Murder Hornets' Make Their Way to North America
Thanks, :regd20:

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
2020, the year nature said gently caress Ya'll Too

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1256617696004911105

"Guests will be ferried through a cordoned area in the front door, asked whether anyone in their household had flu symptoms in the last 14 days, and finally be subjected to an infrared temperature screening. The theater will turn away anyone with a temperature of more than 100.4 degrees."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1256617696004911105

"Guests will be ferried through a cordoned area in the front door, asked whether anyone in their household had flu symptoms in the last 14 days, and finally be subjected to an infrared temperature screening. The theater will turn away anyone with a temperature of more than 100.4 degrees."

Going to the movie theater really is all about the experience.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Signs of the end #54:
The french aren't eating enough cheese.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This is the sort of patriotism I can get behind. I'll eat a lot of cheese in solidarity with my French cousins.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I don't have kids, but as a former child I'm pretty sure kids are more interested in stuffing cake in their face than in admiring the decorations.

Oh no, our 3 year old is going to be so disappointed that this delicious cake isn't fancier! Years from now he'll be so ashamed when his first girlfriend sees the pictures of such a plain cake. Our family shall never recover from this cursed green cake.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


That cake is adorable. :colbert:

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

French people are being told it's their patriotic duty to eat more cheese: they live in a semi-permanent state of flatulence.

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