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Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Apparently it�s a poem, but I would have sworn it was the lyrics to a country western song.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:14

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 14:17

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad, it happened, and it's a shame

And the riverbank talks.
Of the water of march
It's the end of the strain,
It's the joy in your heart.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:34

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

How does one walk with the universes?

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:37

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Just try walking without the universe, that's the real trick.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 14:59

WithoutTheFezOn: Aug 28, 2005; Oh no

Iron Crowned posted:

How does one walk with the universes?

To put it simply, one does not.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 16:14

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

https://twitter.com/valhallabckgirl/status/1254583639683170305?s=19

# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:40

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Field Mousepad posted:

https://twitter.com/valhallabckgirl/status/1254583639683170305?s=19

Not the worst Secretariat tattoo

# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:48

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

It's not bad representation of Sarah Jessica Parker.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What? That's totally John Elway.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:41

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

That's Mrs. Pence.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:56

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Give that horse a saxophone

# ? Apr 27, 2020 23:30

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

It�s so bad it�s .... still bad but at least funny.

# ? Apr 27, 2020 23:48

RNG: Jul 9, 2009

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

To put it simply, one does not.

You might as well be walking on the sun.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 00:28

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Retro Futurist posted:

Brb going to get "Not Racist" tattooed on my butt

Butts aside just wanted to say your username and av/title text are cool

# ? Apr 28, 2020 02:16

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Slippery posted:

Butts aside just wanted to say your username and av/title text are cool

Hey thanks :ocelot:

# ? Apr 28, 2020 04:59

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Looks like James Baxter to me

# ? Apr 28, 2020 17:37

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

I really like that horse, it's like Brad Neely drew it. I hope it's real

# ? Apr 28, 2020 18:12

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Apr 30, 2020 12:10

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Is that an onion or some kind of pussy demon

Follow up question: why?

# ? Apr 30, 2020 16:15

DeNofa: Aug 25, 2009; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

beanieson posted:

Is that an onion or some kind of pussy demon

Follow up question: why?

I think it's an onion which represents that her pits stank.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Unless you like onions.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:11

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

beanieson posted:

Is that an onion or some kind of pussy demon

Follow up question: why?

Maybe both? I bet when she puts her arm down it looks a bit vaginal.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:14

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

Unless you like onions.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:22

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

beanieson posted:

Is that an onion or some kind of pussy demon

Follow up question: why?

Some people's BO smells like onions*. I bet its supposed to play on that???

*Source: I take the bus a lot

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:27

Ratatozsk: Mar 6, 2007; Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Was thinking maybe a coconut? At least that would make more sense once the hair grew back.

# ? May 1, 2020 01:41

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Definitely yonic onion imo.

# ? May 1, 2020 01:54

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tasteless Tattoos: Armpit Yonion

# ? May 1, 2020 04:15

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

The Bloop posted:

At least it's facing the right way

# ? May 1, 2020 05:42

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

That would be away from the camera.

# ? May 1, 2020 05:48

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

I got WeWe

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# ? May 3, 2020 02:25

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

schwaM schwaM?

# ? May 3, 2020 03:36

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Are those varicose veins? How unusual, never seen them on someone's arm before.

# ? May 3, 2020 06:08

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Maybe it's just a deformed leg.

# ? May 3, 2020 14:12

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Is there ever a bad time to post tattoos of wrestlers?

https://twitter.com/JonMoxley/status/1256684632642170880

# ? May 3, 2020 15:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I think I know what image the artist used as a reference for the face.

# ? May 3, 2020 16:49

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Writer Cath posted:

Is there ever a bad time to post tattoos of wrestlers?

https://twitter.com/JonMoxley/status/1256684632642170880

Bobcat Goldthwait??

E: actually looking again it seems to be Rick Moranis as Vinz Clortho.

# ? May 3, 2020 17:34

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

subpar anachronism posted:

I got WeWe

azo toke

e: :nws:

for humping? are you actually at work though?

# ? May 3, 2020 20:06

Piss Witch: Oct 23, 2005

# ? May 4, 2020 18:24

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Tasteless Tattoos: One customer in the van at a time

# ? May 4, 2020 18:32

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 14:17

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wtf is universal credit...is he saying he only barters for tattoos because he can't accept cash? Are they trading tattoos, like you have to give this guy a tattoo when he's done?

# ? May 4, 2020 18:36

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