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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


Is that a crab wearing a dead fish hat?

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I used to think that 4/1 was the worst day on twitter but no it's 5/4

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1257366543605915648

Details within

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1257363941715595264

I dunno folks, that sounds like one gay baby

"he generally prefers me to my husband"

he ain't the only one lady

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

I used to think that 4/1 was the worst day on twitter but no it's 5/4

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1257366543605915648

Details within

It seems like he left her and the kid, weird to formulate this as her dumping him.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/JaneJanky/status/1256987184210472962

:confused:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Is that a crab wearing a dead fish hat?

That is a good first guess, but :wrong:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dadjokehansolo/status/1257291161032687617

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

zoux posted:

I used to think that 4/1 was the worst day on twitter but no it's 5/4

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1257366543605915648

Details within
i mean I clicked through and it sounds like she just informed people of the bare minimum of stuff that already happened and that he definitely knew about, and then he also went 'yes, I see she's told people', and they're trying to keep it at that because they have a young kid, except fans of both are going nuts?

Not sure how Amanda Palmer is at fault here.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stare:

https://twitter.com/grabmybuttsticc/status/1257183060627296257

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I'm a Scorpio too and I don't understand

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Is that a crab wearing a dead fish hat?

Nah, it's just a triglid. They have modified pectoral fins that are equipped with flexible spines they can use like legs to skitter across the seafloor.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Why is astrology back

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

I saw this video.

E: I’m going to pretend this was a reply to the crab/fish thing.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1257363941715595264

I dunno folks, that sounds like one gay baby



:thunk:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
dad self-loathing gay, so what?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Give him a break, it's not easy getting bi.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/plaidamdriver/status/1257221549326839808

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I mean those things are kind of the point of fan fiction, fan fiction without all that is called a "spec script"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Give him a break, it's not easy getting bi.

He started calling himself bi but then got a cease and desist order from BiNet and according to the terms of the settlement he's legally required to aggressively deny his bisexuality whenever questioned about it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Brian_Tallerico/status/1257343253432668172

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Pththya-lyi posted:

I'm a Scorpio too and I don't understand

betraying your fellow scorpios is exactly what i would expect a scorpio to do!!

zoux posted:

Why is astrology back

people wanting to be able to make some sense and feel some control of their lives, and mistrusting institutions and experts, i think

e: forget astrology we got folks normalizing flat-out spellcasting

Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 20:17 on May 4, 2020

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Doc Hawkins posted:

people wanting to be able to make some sense and feel some control of their lives, and mistrusting institutions and experts, i think

I think it's also because it's easier to say "I'm a Gemini, that's just how I am" than to work on your personal defects

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Doc Hawkins posted:

people wantinf to be able to make some sense and feel some control of their lives, and mistrusting institutions and experts, i think

Yeah I remember reading that it's becoming a problem with some people in certain spaces.

People get ghosted on dating apps because the other person "doesn't date Libras" or whatever. Some use it to justify their lovely behavior (like murderer-loving Scorpio lady up there) or silence others (e.g. "you're a <sign> so stay in your lane").

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://twitter.com/eriiclindberg/status/1226353956110004224

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
“Did you just poo poo your pants?”

“It’s a Cancer thing, you wouldn’t get it”

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

I mean those things are kind of the point of fan fiction, fan fiction without all that is called a "spec script"

Agreed, fan fic is garbage poo poo that needs to be eradicated for good.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/realwilfordb/status/1257083483022864386?s=21

Wilford Brimley’s account is peak “Cool Old Guy” Twitter

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

This is just the plot to Charles Stross's Laundry Files series, though.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It seems like he left her and the kid, weird to formulate this as her dumping him.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/JaneJanky/status/1256987184210472962

:confused:

Huh! Someone I've never interacted with who has me blocked. Time to panic about that forever I guess!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/728925163941679104?s=21

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Flint_Paper posted:

Huh! Someone I've never interacted with who has me blocked. Time to panic about that forever I guess!

If you've interacted with someone who retweeted from someone who interacted with a friend of someone 'problematic' you might be on a block list! I'm on several. There's sites where you can look yourself up if you're interested

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Remember, it is very unlikely that you have actually been cancelled and everybody knows it but you. There is almost zero chance that every friend you've lost touch with over the last few years has actually found out about the thing you were accused of and decided that you're a scumbag and cut you off intentionally. Don't worry about all the jobs and other professional opportunities you applied for and never heard anything back from over the years. It is very unlikely that they all googled your name and found out about some unnamed horrific impropriety that you yourself were unaware of. Don't even waste your time thinking about it in the middle of the night, your anxiety building up until it feels like a snake coiling your throat.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

RandomFerret posted:

Remember, it is very unlikely that you have actually been cancelled and everybody knows it but you. There is almost zero chance that every friend you've lost touch with over the last few years has actually found out about the thing you were accused of and decided that you're a scumbag and cut you off intentionally. Don't worry about all the jobs and other professional opportunities you applied for and never heard anything back from over the years. It is very unlikely that they all googled your name and found out about some unnamed horrific impropriety that you yourself were unaware of. Don't even waste your time thinking about it in the middle of the night, your anxiety building up until it feels like a snake coiling your throat.

Or just Google yourself I guess

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


RandomFerret posted:

Remember, it is very unlikely that you have actually been cancelled and everybody knows it but you. There is almost zero chance that every friend you've lost touch with over the last few years has actually found out about the thing you were accused of and decided that you're a scumbag and cut you off intentionally. Don't worry about all the jobs and other professional opportunities you applied for and never heard anything back from over the years. It is very unlikely that they all googled your name and found out about some unnamed horrific impropriety that you yourself were unaware of. Don't even waste your time thinking about it in the middle of the night, your anxiety building up until it feels like a snake coiling your throat.

Well, thanks for that thought. :aaaaa:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dril/status/473706394009759744?lang=en

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

PetraCore posted:

i mean I clicked through and it sounds like she just informed people of the bare minimum of stuff that already happened and that he definitely knew about, and then he also went 'yes, I see she's told people', and they're trying to keep it at that because they have a young kid, except fans of both are going nuts?

Not sure how Amanda Palmer is at fault here.

While I have no knowledge of the actual breakdown of their marriage, I do want to point out that this series of tweets had me responding like Bunk and McNulty's "gently caress" scene.

https://twitter.com/dismalplaces/status/1257372033714880517

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1257373191112216577

https://twitter.com/WearySky/status/1257378811185897473

https://twitter.com/WearySky/status/1257380219297697801

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/1079200852903112704

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Trevor Hale posted:

While I have no knowledge of the actual breakdown of their marriage, I do want to point out that this series of tweets had me responding like Bunk and McNulty's "gently caress" scene.

https://twitter.com/dismalplaces/status/1257372033714880517

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1257373191112216577

https://twitter.com/WearySky/status/1257378811185897473

https://twitter.com/WearySky/status/1257380219297697801

Is there a source on this or is it all just a game of internet telephone? All googling got me was unsourced blogs and twitter. I love dunking on Amanda Palmer as much as the next person but I don’t want to use any weird rumors when there’s so much verifiable stuff.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Is there a source on this or is it all just a game of internet telephone? All googling got me was unsourced blogs and twitter. I love dunking on Amanda Palmer as much as the next person but I don’t want to use any weird rumors when there’s so much verifiable stuff.
https://twitter.com/prettycritical/status/1197707770922983424

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Mak0rz posted:

Nah, it's just a triglid. They have modified pectoral fins that are equipped with flexible spines they can use like legs to skitter across the seafloor.

What! Wikipedia says these things are fish that can walk, glide, make sounds, and smell with their fins. Truly the most versatile of fishies.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/OregonZoo/status/1257397485649231875

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