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Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




XMNN posted:

lol is this like the brexit tests again

what is the point

Hey those brexit tests were meant to be the cleverest thing ever until the election happened, it got explained to me in great boring detail.

e: 1921 was when the Tulsa Race Riots took place in the USA

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 11:20 on May 5, 2020

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justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

It's just bullshit anyway, way too wordy and having stuff in about the vaccine or winter flu is just so they can ask some question in PMQ in a few months saying 'the opposition have been asking about this' then it'll just get batted to one side.

Something about UBI, ensuring parents can home school properly, protecting people in violent relationships, making sure people have access to food or distributing PPE before we all go back to work would have been something? Otherwise these are just neutral statements about consensus.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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XMNN posted:

lol is this like the brexit tests again

what is the point

Keir Starmer's difficult second album.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Isomermaid posted:

Something about that card's design made me react negatively to it instantly and I just worked out it's mostly that font. The text is all "serious political tests" but graphically it screams "7 levels of hot chicken wings, how spicy can you go?"
  1. Lemon & Herb
  2. Mild
  3. Medium
  4. Hot
  5. Ready for Winter Flu

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Guavanaut posted:

The left are such children. If you don't run around nursing homes shooting people how can you possibly know if that's a good thing or a bad thing?

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Once people see Michael Gove shooting people, they'll be sure to condemn him. This is the correct order for these events.

Bobstar fucked around with this message at 11:33 on May 5, 2020

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

CGI Stardust posted:

Labour has released the 7 Core Principles by which it will provide good, unifying opposition during the crisis



Only 2, 3 and half of 6 are even relevant. More words = more decorum? Or is that opposition for opposition's sake?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

CGI Stardust posted:

Labour has released the 7 Core Principles by which it will provide good, unifying opposition during the crisis



What a load of rubbish.
They can't even centre a number in a box in Word (or possibly powerpoint) and expect to run the country? :smdh:
Labour HQ need a boot up the bum for all things 'office adminy' and that goes double for Welsh Labour.
I'm all for not wasting money but really.

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

I guess when they said Keir was going to be forensic they were thinking about colour coded charts and dirt_texture02.png applied to the background of official documents.

Where I live you'd have thought lockdown had lifted anyway. People sat in parks and outside pubs smoking fags and drinking cans, families parking cars up and running round, shops are starting to reopen. I live in a wee town in West Yorkshire but hearing similar stuff elsewhere.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I look forward to both parties bravely agreeing that 'keeps people safe' is an important goal, Boris and Keir warmly shaking hands and smiling for the camera is recognition of the national unity at this troubling time. Then with that out of the way Boris can get back to forcing people to work in dangerous situations and Keir can get back to letting him do so.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

CGI Stardust posted:

Labour has released the 7 Core Principles by which it will provide good, unifying opposition during the crisis



looks familiar

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
like I don't understand who that graphic or the message in general is aimed at. is it labour members? is it the general public? I'm interested in politics and I can barely summon the energy to actually look at it.

cut it down to 3 or 4 points max, make them concise and maybe there's a chance people will be able to remember them. As it is, if they ever get mentioned on the news again it will either be as "labour's tests" as a whole without further explanation, or like pistol_pete said as a gotcha question

or just make it "the plan must be good, and not bad" because its basically the same thing and will have the same effect (literally nothing)

e:

Doccykins posted:


looks familiar



lol there's definitely someone with a pathological attraction to bullet points working in labour hq

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/chrisgiles_/status/1257594955922628614?s=21

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Doccykins posted:

looks familiar


Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

CGI Stardust posted:

Labour has released the 7 Core Principles by which it will provide good, unifying opposition during the crisis



Hmm yes a very forensic use of colour, finally we have a strong opposition.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

gh0stpinballa posted:

in a way this is heartening. this tells us we never have to talk or think about the labour party ever again. thank you, mr starmer, for the gift of liberation. thank you for respecting us enough to tell us early in your term that we are no longer required to endlessly debate the internal affairs of the labour party, that it is a waste of time.
Isn't it wonderful? So much more free time. Although it does remain fascinating as an example of how quickly a bureaucratic system can return to stability after disturbance

Isomermaid posted:

Something about that card's design made me react negatively to it instantly and I just worked out it's mostly that font. The text is all "serious political tests" but graphically it screams "7 levels of hot chicken wings, how spicy can you go?"
lmao it really is. We're going to get policies rated by 🌶

Mains
  • Sensible opposition 🌶🌶
  • Unity 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
  • Socialising anything (no rating. not spicy. for cowards. you're better than this, you don't want it)
  • Holding the government to account, but gently and without holding them to account 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶
Sides
  • forensic analysis 🌶🌶🌶🌶
  • means testing 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.
Points 1 and 3 on that graphic are basically the same thing (1 implies 3)

All of the colour choices except 2 and 4 are basically unreadable for people with visual impairments.

Great job!

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Just remember that there's always a difference between taking office and taking power and it's power that you want to have.

Also read Lenin and Luxemburg.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


GazChap posted:

Points 1 and 3 on that graphic are basically the same thing (1 implies 3)
Not if you don't regard workers as people :colbert:

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
It looks like Italy's official coronavirus deaths were about half the excess deaths (for March).
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-05/italy-coronavirus-death-toll-much-higher-than-reported-istat/12214396

If that holds, then I believe that would put Italy's total deaths approaching 60k.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

GazChap posted:

Points 1 and 3 on that graphic are basically the same thing (1 implies 3)

All of the colour choices except 2 and 4 are basically unreadable for people with visual impairments.

Great job!

4 is in direct opposition to 1 & 3

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Pablo Bluth posted:

It looks like Italy's official coronavirus deaths were about half the excess deaths (for March).
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-05/italy-coronavirus-death-toll-much-higher-than-reported-istat/12214396

If that holds, then I believe that would put Italy's total deaths approaching 60k.

While it's obvious that the government didn't prepare in time and has us stuck at this plateau of deaths because the lock down isn't hard enough and there's no scope to actually do anything due to lack of preparation I'm hesitant to shout too loudly about how massively bad the death rate is contrast to much of Europe because we don't have a universal comparison between all of them and also sadly who the hell knows how everyone will deal with future waves.

It's better to just press the point that we had more time than others and so we should be doing better rather than comparable or obviously worse than Spain or Italy.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

forkboy84 posted:

Personally I don't think there's any value in pretending any strongman wrapping themselves in a red flag should uncritically be taken as my ally but my politics are closer to anarchism than anything else these days & I know what you think about that so I doubt we'll agree on this. But the cynical politics where "the enemy of the US is my ally" has done absolutely gently caress all good for the left. It is simultaneously possible & in fact desirable to be morally consistent on condemning US imperialism & Chinese or Russian imperialism, not because of how some liberal with a boner for foreign intervention will react but because it is in fact the right stance to take.

Maduro is a poo poo. He is less of a poo poo than Guaido would be but that's a spectacularly low bar to set. It's not conceding any ground, it's just where I stand. Maduro is not good, but if the US gets his way he'll be replaced by someone who does an even worse job because they will be in a long, rich vein of US backed free market fundamentalists in South America & that'll be a disaster for the poor there.

meh i just think the risk you run when you frontload an anti-imperialist statement with loads of "don't get me wrong he's so corrupt and evil" stuff is that you can undermine the "we shouldn't invade or overthrow them tho" part of it. if people ask me about corruption or electoral fraud or whatever i just say "that is completely irreleveant to the question of whether we should be stealing their gold/arming contras/overthrowing them". i seriously don't know where this cartoonish figure of the leftist as diehard supporter of US enemies exists these days outside of phil grieves twitter followers.

gh0stpinballa fucked around with this message at 12:47 on May 5, 2020

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i think the western narrative of the syrian war unravelling so spectacularly may have caused a generation of people who came of age in the last decade to perhaps over-correct in how they present their anti-imperialist politics. which leads to some semi-ironic-but-not-really juche boosting at the extremes for example. possibly this is who you mean by enemy of my enemy types. the old school cranks have always been there but nobody likes those people anyway.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


gh0stpinballa posted:

i think the western narrative of the syrian war unravelling so spectacularly may have caused a generation of people who came of age in the last decade to perhaps over-correct in how they present their anti-imperialist politics. which leads to some semi-ironic-but-not-really juche boosting at the extremes for example. possibly this is who you mean by enemy of my enemy types. the old school cranks have always been there but nobody likes those people anyway.

It's the Phil Graves unironic Tankies, it's the CPGB-ML types, the Morning Star often engages in that sort of foreign affairs whatabboutery, and sure, there's not many of them and they are mostly old enough to be dead within the decade but the Morning Star is the real-world media most notable left-wing voice by some margin. (I know the way I wrote this makes it sound like the CPGB-ML are behind the Morning Star rather than the CPB. loving splinters of splinters of splinters, it gets hard to talk about all these loons)

It's like I have no issue understanding why the Bolsheviks did the October Coup in 1917 & yet take issue with what they did once they had power & turned on the left-SRs & the anarchists & the other "left communists" to use the term of the time. Yeah, if I was talking to a wider audience I'd be less equivocal but basically this is a thread full of people who are at worst Labour soft left all the way to ancoms & ML-ists so it feels fair to remind that not all of the bluster against Maduro is US lies, some of it comes from reality. It's just that the solution isn't overthrowing him with Venezuela's equivalent of Bolsonaro, Fujimori or god forbid Pinochet, it's replacing him with someone sincerely committed to communism, to each according to their need.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also it's George Galloway, who left the cool mustache club to morph into Alex Jones.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Who wants to find out why Sir Kier is asking Boris Johnson to build a national consensus on coronavirus?

tough poo poo it's behind the times pay wall

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/why-im-asking-boris-johnson-to-build-a-national-consensus-on-coronavirus-ctpqwnht3

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
It is four weeks since I was elected leader of the Labour Party. In my acceptance speech I made a commitment to the British people: that I would do my utmost to guide us through these difficult times, to serve all of our communities and to strive for the good of our country. I stand by that commitment.

I said in that speech that we would have the courage to support the government when it was doing the right thing. That is why we supported lockdown, why we supported its extension and why we will support the government later this week when lockdown is reviewed. Saving lives and livelihoods must be our first priority.

But, as I also said four weeks ago, Labour must have the courage to challenge the government when mistakes are being made. The government went into this crisis unprepared and have been behind the curve ever since: too slow to enter lockdown, too slow on testing, too slow on personal protective equipment, too slow to set out an exit strategy.

We need to learn from those mistakes. We cannot be as unprepared for the next phase of this crisis.

That is why I called on the government last month to publish an exit strategy. Not for the lockdown to be lifted, but for a national strategy for how businesses, public services, communities and families could plan and be supported for the future. I welcome the government’s commitment to now do that.

But this cannot be written in isolation. Nor can it be done without an honest conversation with the public. There are no quick fixes to this crisis. We are in this for the long haul. The British people have made huge sacrifices and if we are to take them with us, then they have to be part of the debate about what comes next.

I want to see a national consensus, building on the expertise of business groups, trade unions, public services and other relevant organisations. And I want Labour to be a part of that conversation.

Today I have set out the seven core principles for the government’s exit strategy. These core principles are designed to ensure businesses, public services and communities are supported and kept safe in the weeks ahead.

That means ensuring robust protections when people go back to work or use our public services. A massive expansion in testing and tracing. Having a structured approach to easing and tightening restrictions. And building the NHS’s resilience for the winter.

A vaccine will of course be critical to ending this pandemic. We are unlikely to see one developed for many more months, but it is imperative that we start work now to build the capacity and infrastructure required to distribute it when it is ready.

These are the principles that I will be taking to the prime minister when we speak later this week. And these are the arguments I will be making on behalf of the British people.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
starmer is responsible for this bullshit tone policing

https://twitter.com/TheKafkaDude/status/1257646948682731521?s=20

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003

Jose posted:

starmer is responsible for this bullshit tone policing

https://twitter.com/TheKafkaDude/status/1257646948682731521?s=20

A wee wave to Michael Gove at the 34s mark?

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.
I like how capacity is 108,000 a day when there were 122,000 tests the other day.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
The unironic-apologist types have noticed the drift in the Western left discourse and are complaining mightily about it

The drift has been real, but I suspect that ironically the Sanders/Corbyn revivals have been crucial - if socialism actually comes in the form of Medicare for All or National Infrastructure Banks or Green Industrial Revolutions then it's hard to reconcile this with armed colectivos, warehouse seizures, or 4p petrol.

It goes beyond Chavismo - the Western left has complained more about Ecuador selling out Assange than selling out on fuel subsidies

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
People are seriously pissed off that mcdonald's isn't reopening in their area.


https://twitter.com/McDonaldsUK/status/1257595625757122560

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

peanut- posted:

It is four weeks since I was elected leader of the Labour Party. In my acceptance speech I made a commitment to the British people: that I would do my utmost to guide us through these difficult times, to serve all of our communities and to strive for the good of our country. I stand by that commitment.

I said in that speech that we would have the courage to support the government when it was doing the right thing. That is why we supported lockdown, why we supported its extension and why we will support the government later this week when lockdown is reviewed. Saving lives and livelihoods must be our first priority.

But, as I also said four weeks ago, Labour must have the courage to challenge the government when mistakes are being made. The government went into this crisis unprepared and have been behind the curve ever since: too slow to enter lockdown, too slow on testing, too slow on personal protective equipment, too slow to set out an exit strategy.

We need to learn from those mistakes. We cannot be as unprepared for the next phase of this crisis.

That is why I called on the government last month to publish an exit strategy. Not for the lockdown to be lifted, but for a national strategy for how businesses, public services, communities and families could plan and be supported for the future. I welcome the government’s commitment to now do that.

But this cannot be written in isolation. Nor can it be done without an honest conversation with the public. There are no quick fixes to this crisis. We are in this for the long haul. The British people have made huge sacrifices and if we are to take them with us, then they have to be part of the debate about what comes next.

I want to see a national consensus, building on the expertise of business groups, trade unions, public services and other relevant organisations. And I want Labour to be a part of that conversation.

Today I have set out the seven core principles for the government’s exit strategy. These core principles are designed to ensure businesses, public services and communities are supported and kept safe in the weeks ahead.

That means ensuring robust protections when people go back to work or use our public services. A massive expansion in testing and tracing. Having a structured approach to easing and tightening restrictions. And building the NHS’s resilience for the winter.

A vaccine will of course be critical to ending this pandemic. We are unlikely to see one developed for many more months, but it is imperative that we start work now to build the capacity and infrastructure required to distribute it when it is ready.

These are the principles that I will be taking to the prime minister when we speak later this week. And these are the arguments I will be making on behalf of the British people.

thank you, doesn't actually say much and it's a lot shorter than I expected. He doesn't even really explain his tests, maybe it was printed with a graphic?

I was mostly just a bit disappointed at getting linked by several labour mps to an article behind a murdoch pay wall, when surely he must have made a very similar statement somewhere else.

Also, what on earth does "that is why... we will support the government later this week when lockdown is reviewed" actually mean?

The other things they courageously (loving lol) supported the government on that he cites are things where the government's actual decision is known, i.e. whether we went into lockdown and whether we came out of it, so you could be for or against them. How do they know they're going to support the government's decision later this week when they don't know what it is or why they made it?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ronya posted:

The unironic-apologist types have noticed the drift in the Western left discourse and are complaining mightily about it

The drift has been real, but I suspect that ironically the Sanders/Corbyn revivals have been crucial - if socialism actually comes in the form of Medicare for All or National Infrastructure Banks or Green Industrial Revolutions then it's hard to reconcile this with armed colectivos, warehouse seizures, or 4p petrol.

It goes beyond Chavismo - the Western left has complained more about Ecuador selling out Assange than selling out on fuel subsidies
The DEA and Extinction Rebellion backed coup against Morales was one of the more surreal events of last year.

Jippa posted:

People are seriously pissed off that mcdonald's isn't reopening in their area.


https://twitter.com/McDonaldsUK/status/1257595625757122560
It's anti-Northern prejudice. Greggs will be serving the North though so as usual it's the Midlands that ends up with nothing.

Jokes on them tho because I bought chicken nuggets and fries at the Co-op. :yum:

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

forkboy84 posted:

It's the Phil Graves unironic Tankies, it's the CPGB-ML types, the Morning Star often engages in that sort of foreign affairs whatabboutery, and sure, there's not many of them and they are mostly old enough to be dead within the decade but the Morning Star is the real-world media most notable left-wing voice by some margin. (I know the way I wrote this makes it sound like the CPGB-ML are behind the Morning Star rather than the CPB. loving splinters of splinters of splinters, it gets hard to talk about all these loons)

It's like I have no issue understanding why the Bolsheviks did the October Coup in 1917 & yet take issue with what they did once they had power & turned on the left-SRs & the anarchists & the other "left communists" to use the term of the time. Yeah, if I was talking to a wider audience I'd be less equivocal but basically this is a thread full of people who are at worst Labour soft left all the way to ancoms & ML-ists so it feels fair to remind that not all of the bluster against Maduro is US lies, some of it comes from reality. It's just that the solution isn't overthrowing him with Venezuela's equivalent of Bolsonaro, Fujimori or god forbid Pinochet, it's replacing him with someone sincerely committed to communism, to each according to their need.

yeah i would agree :) im sorry if i said something lovely to you about anarchists btw, i do find it a very interesting concept i just went thru a phase where i kept encountering anarchists who were all about invading syria, iran, etc for some reason. the internet has poisoned a lot of minds.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol at tweeting out your military coup

https://twitter.com/SilvercorpUsa/status/1257098586409644032?s=19

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Jippa posted:

People are seriously pissed off that mcdonald's isn't reopening in their area.


https://twitter.com/McDonaldsUK/status/1257595625757122560

gently caress. That's going to make it impossible to get to the Sittingbourne M&S for shopping. (M&S is my supermarket of last resort if everything else has too long queues or has been picked bare)

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

It's anti-Northern prejudice. Greggs will be serving the North though so as usual it's the Midlands that ends up with nothing.

I assume it's cause their delivery depot is somewhere close to the Dartford crossing.

e: actually that doesn't make sense with Luton and Harrow

maybe they've picked the 15 closest to London with reasonably low footfall

Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 14:16 on May 5, 2020

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1257647361385533441?s=19

yeah wtf

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

I assume it's cause their delivery depot is somewhere close to the Dartford crossing.

e: actually that doesn't make sense with Luton and Harrow

maybe they've picked the 15 closest to London with reasonably low footfall


They clearly hate whippets and flat caps.

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