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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/dndmlb/status/1257710610093158402?s=21

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

im just so stirrrr crazy I gotta risk my life for some paint and seeds haha so tempting

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Zberan Madowinty posted:

We're all acting shocked at the chief justice in wisconsin saying "who give a gently caress, just a bunch of poor b**ners are gonna die" but that's going to be the talking point of the entire GOP within 8 hours or so.

better to let them die packing meat which the FDA is no longer monitoring

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

mycomancy posted:

Fuckin' lol if a graph looked like that in a paper I was reviewing I would've hyperdunked it into the trashcan and spent a page mocking the authors' chromosomal count.

https://twitter.com/RetepAdam/status/1257726239462350855?s=20

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
The virus is winding down. Next!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

That post I quoted passed completely without comment.

okay well, he gets poo poo rubbed in his face for posting over the top stuff every couple days, maybe some fall in a crack here or there, we're not good at quality control around here :shrug:
e: you can help! rub some poo poo in his face!!

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

B-Rock452 posted:

Well at least I know what I will be doing during my lunch break. Submitting a lot of fake reports

just did a few of these, I can confirm it is easy

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

old dudes loving love hanging out at the Home Depot, talking about lumber dimensions and poo poo. All day.

Lumber owns

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Flesh Forge posted:

okay well, he gets poo poo rubbed in his face for posting over the top stuff every couple days, maybe some fall in a crack here or there, we're not good at quality control around here :shrug:
e: you can help! rub some poo poo in his face!!

agreed. for instance, i don't think we've reached the point where we should murder all pets.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


slopJoe 2020330 posted:

agreed. for instance, i don't think we've reached the point where we should murder all pets.

Cats do this thing called 'mirroring' where they imitate people

when my wife comes up to use the shitter, both cats come up to user their litter boxes.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







So apparently I'm getting a grant as part of the HEERF (higher education emergency relief fund) act

how do i see how much i get

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PaulaReidCBS/status/1257741165383888897?s=19
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1257742445443514375?s=19

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

twoday posted:

Dutch riot police on horseback disperse an anti-lockdown protest on the 75th Liberation Day.

Today is the anniversary of the defeat of the nazis, a national holiday that normally sees lots of parties and public events. A large number of protestor went to the protesting field in the Hague, many of them shouting that the lockdown is a conspiracy, or comparing the lockdown measures to nazi occupation.

People standing around, protesting:

https://twitter.com/WodanenJ/status/1257623057960767489?s=19

Warning that they must disperse or be arrested:

https://twitter.com/ManustheCaptain/status/1257638584472961024?s=09

Announcement that they are prepared to use violence:

https://twitter.com/WodanenJ/status/1257617897024782336?s=19

Violence:

https://twitter.com/WodanenJ/status/1257619531150897152?s=19

Violence and scary dogs:

https://twitter.com/WodanenJ/status/1257626819869790209?s=19

Dozens of arrests, police use busses busses to carry away the protestors:

https://twitter.com/WodanenJ/status/1257634873919053825?s=19

America’s not alone :unsmith:

mystes
May 31, 2006

Well yeah, the task force wasn't considering winding down. Trump was considering winding the task force down.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

can't tell if this is good or bad

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Reminded of the Paul Ryan/heritage foundation economic forecasts that would protect negative unemployment rates

https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1257736949714104322

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
lol that wendys fresh never frozen promise is carrying some weight these days

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
wheres ur sarcastic tweet about failing supply lines

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

brugroffil posted:

Reminded of the Paul Ryan/heritage foundation economic forecasts that would protect negative unemployment rates

https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1257736949714104322

lmao

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

hahahahahahahahhahahahaahahah a a :hmbol:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


empty whippet box posted:

can't tell if this is good or bad

They didn't really do anything and Trump grew bored of them once he got dunked on for the injecting bleach stuff

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

brugroffil posted:

Reminded of the Paul Ryan/heritage foundation economic forecasts that would protect negative unemployment rates

https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1257736949714104322

Trump's magic sharpie is back

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

hahahah that's funny Fanuci seems to interpret the We in 'We are discussing disbanding' as the coronavirus task force when Pence means The President and White house staff..


Dude they are talking about disbanding you, not that they are talking with you about whether to disband.

They aren't disbanding with you, they are disbanding at you.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

@ some people i know

https://twitter.com/mfbenji/status/1257029495510298624

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Cats do this thing called 'mirroring' where they imitate people

when my wife comes up to use the shitter, both cats come up to user their litter boxes.


It's one of the ways that you know that the cats love you. It's adorable

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


It really does appear that a certain subsection of America has gotten bored with covid and decided they're not going to do anything else to prevent its spread

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Zil posted:

It really does appear that a certain subsection of America has gotten bored with covid and decided they're not going to do anything else to prevent its spread

Lotta hoarders/preppers/endtimers got rock hard at the prospect of the apocalypse and are sad things are mostly still functioning so time to accelerate

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Zil posted:

It really does appear that a certain subsection of America has gotten bored with covid and decided they're not going to do anything else to prevent its spread

Some of it is probably that there's no coherent plan or message from any political leadership

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


brugroffil posted:

Some of it is probably that there's no coherent plan or message from any political leadership

There is a coherent plan / message from political leadership

it's "liberal hoax, go forth and own the libs"

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1257743884492443649

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/davet_33/status/1257739629106585600?s=21

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

brugroffil posted:

They didn't really do anything and Trump grew bored of them once he got dunked on for the injecting bleach stuff

It's a bad thing because even many of the chuds (the ones not out flooding statehouses) were listening Birx and Fauci. It was begrudging, but they listened.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There is a coherent plan / message from political leadership

it's "liberal hoax, go forth and own the libs"

let's be fair, they've moved on

now it's "the risks are overblown, the libs are just trying to spite Trump"

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1257737844795281409

Welcome to planet Earth, little X Æ A-12 Musk...lmao

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Agean90 posted:

let's be fair, they've moved on

now it's "the risks are overblown, the libs are just trying to spite Trump"

"own them before they own you!"

"Own, lest you be owned"

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

dew worm posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1257737844795281409

Welcome to planet Earth, little X Æ A-12 Musk...lmao

I think it's pronounced "TRUMP"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bullfrog posted:

It's one of the ways that you know that the cats love you. It's adorable

My roommate tells me that when I fall asleep on the couch, my cat does the same thing.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Zil posted:

It really does appear that a certain subsection of America has gotten bored with covid and decided they're not going to do anything else to prevent its spread

lets look at the apple mobility numbers for today

oh look even the west coast states are still inexorably marching back to normalcy lmao

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


There's not an old white centrist that libs aren't lining up around the block to fellate is there

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zil posted:

It really does appear that a certain subsection of America has gotten bored with covid and decided they're not going to do anything else to prevent its spread

The administration?

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

dew worm posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1257737844795281409

Welcome to planet Earth, little X Æ A-12 Musk...lmao

why would anyone need to pronounce it

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