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Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Cpt_Obvious posted:

You said dozen.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, I did say that. I didn't mean to be misleading, I was just kinda stunned to see the insta-reply lumping everyone into the same boat hence why I asked about FDR.

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COVID-19
Mar 2, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Scientist Al Gore posted:

Yes, I did say that. I didn't mean to be misleading, I was just kinda stunned to see the insta-reply lumping everyone into the same boat hence why I asked about FDR.

FDR fits in that category too, just maybe a bit more left than the other guys.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Yinlock posted:

this was tried this primary, the party responded by nominating the worst possible candidate purely out of spite


first of all, you have a lot of wasted space there



just throw darts at this square

Biden is towards the middle of the X axis and the top of the Y.

KingNastidon posted:

I'd ask why you're sure my job is secure and life won't change, but I'm confident you more than anyone has the details.

It's not a matter of "winning." I dropped my Bernie ballot off like essentially everyone else here because he was the best candidate. I don't expect everyone to vote Biden in the general, but I will. But then what? Moderate dems aren't going anywhere and are necessary to win a democratic primary. So either people whine about DNC and MSNBC for another 4+ years or examine where Bernie went wrong and discuss strategy/messaging to fix it. The same type of roadblocks will exist in the next race.

Aren't you the pharma ghoul who spent months in the primary thread concern trolling about the awful effects of universal healthcare?

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


COVID-19 posted:

FDR fits in that category too, just maybe a bit more left than the other guys.

Do you find this accurate?



Crowd Chart - The Political Compass

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

vote for joe so he can finish the job barack started:

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1257787045721800707

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

first off, china has never been a US president, it's a country

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

That Mao isn't more authoritarian should tell you everything you need to know, lmfao

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo
i keep getting slytherin

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Doctor Jeep posted:

vote for joe so he can finish the job barack started:

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1257787045721800707

It's darkly ironic that the main thing that kept Obama from destroying the social safety net and plunging us into an even more right-wing hellscape was Republicans being so adamantly against working with him that they wouldn't let him give them everything they wanted.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

KingNastidon posted:

In terms of current delegates, maybe. In terms of expected delegates through end of race given his strength in South and outside coasts, no.

Lol, seriously?
"Sure, Biden was in last place if you only count the delegates that he actually had. But, if you count all of the delegates he could maybe possibly have, then he was clearly in first place!"

Hey, my favorite football team didn't make it to the Super Bowl last season because they didn't win enough games. But, if we add in all the games that they could have won, then the Steelers actually won their 7th ring!

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Phone posted:

first off, china has never been a US president, it's a country

This is where I ended up per the Political Compass Test.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Roland Jones posted:

It's darkly ironic that the main thing that kept Obama from destroying the social safety net and plunging us into an even more right-wing hellscape was Republicans being so adamantly against working with him that they wouldn't let him give them everything they wanted.

the same thing was gonna happen during slick willy's second term, a grand bargain with republicans, and then the lewinsky scandal happened
monica lewinsky and the tea party turned out to be the heroes you needed, but didn't want
and now the candidate is biden, the guy whose only wish is a pat on the head from republicans

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Scientist Al Gore posted:

This is where I ended up per the Political Compass Test.



So how does it figure out where you are on the chart?

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Scientist Al Gore posted:

This is where I ended up per the Political Compass Test.



then it's obviously a bad test

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Doctor Jeep posted:

then it's obviously a bad test

Its famously bad/biased and you end up in the green unless you explicitly say the holocaust didn't happen, but you wish it did.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Scientist Al Gore posted:

This is where I ended up per the Political Compass Test.



cool?

Marxalot posted:

Its famously bad/biased and you end up in the green unless you explicitly say the holocaust didn't happen, but you wish it did.



i am a world knower.

e: the great thing about being in the cohort of school children who were exposed to the full battery of standardized testing is that you get to look at all of these simple 2d chart quizzes and extrapolate instantly what the underlying mapping is

Phone fucked around with this message at 02:21 on May 6, 2020

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Doctor Jeep posted:

the same thing was gonna happen during slick willy's second term, a grand bargain with republicans, and then the lewinsky scandal happened
monica lewinsky and the tea party turned out to be the heroes you needed, but didn't want
and now the candidate is biden, the guy whose only wish is a pat on the head from republicans

Biden literally does not want the Republicans to lose the 2020 election, which makes all the "Vote Biden or you're helping Republicans" takes doubly ironic.

quote:

Democratic front-runner Joe Biden surely has an abundant list of concerns as he chases down the nomination: An ascendant small-town mayor at the top of the polls in Iowa, an underrated Sanders campaign, and the GOP plan to stymie the impeachment process with allegations of Biden family corruption could be chief among them. But on Friday, as part of his eight-day No Malarkey tour of Iowa, the former vice-president expressed an unexpected 2020 anxiety.

Describing his plan to “work things out” with Senator Lindsey Graham to pass legislation if elected, Biden shared his worry that the Republican Party could suffer too great a loss in 2020, wondering what would happen if the GOP got “clobbered” in November and Democrats were able to genuinely wield power for the first time in a decade.

“I’m really worried that no party should have too much power,” he told a crowd in Decorah, according to BuzzFeed News. “You need a countervailing force.” That idea is a hallmark of independent voters splitting their ticket in pursuit of so-called checks and balances on the party in power. But as New York’s Ed Kilgore notes, that impulse can “produce the very abuses of power they claim to fear.”

Perpetually divided government (which we have had more often than not at the federal level in the post–World War II era) is an invitation to gridlock, dysfunction, and citizen dissatisfaction. It’s even more damaging now that the ideological polarization of the two major parties has made bipartisan coalitions vastly less likely than in the days when liberal Republicans and conservative Democrats walked the Earth. Yet some of the same voters who consider themselves shrewd and civic-minded for keeping the two parties in balance tend to complain about stuff not getting done.

Biden also said that he anticipated “serious consequences” for the GOP once Trump is out of office, as Americans come to terms with the damages that he done to the GOP. This assessment suggests that Biden may not have been closely observing the impeachment hearings, where prominent Republicans doubled down on the conspiratorial rhetoric forwarded by the president and his favorite television station.

Despite this foretold reckoning, he added that he did not expect Republican voters to come to “some great epiphany” — although he said in November that he expected that “a number of my colleagues have an epiphany” after Trump leaves the White House. For all those GOP voters who would not see the blue light, he offered some interesting advice: “If you hear people on the rope line saying, ‘I’m a Republican,’ I say, ‘Stay a Republican.’ Vote for me but stay a Republican, because we need a Republican Party.”

The comment is descriptive of a larger conflict within Biden’s messaging. Throughout the primary, the former vice-president has invoked politics-before-Trump as a highly functioning, civil process — though the civility was shared with segregationists and the road to progress he travelled with President Obama was laden with obstacles planted by the opposition party. Biden seems to suggest that if the Republican Party returns to its tenor prior to Trump, that will be the booster shot needed in American politics, overlooking that the good old Grand Old Party shut down the gears of the senate, sheltered birtherism, and blocked the nomination of Merrick Garland.

Literally afraid of the GOP facing consequences for their actions and telling Republican voters to otherwise stay Republican even if they vote for him. This is the guy people insist will get a Democratic majority and do good things, the one who is campaigning on going back to the days when Republicans blocked everything the Democratic president did and is doing everything in his power to make sure it ends up that way again.

The downballot will probably be bad for Dems even if he wins if he keeps this rhetoric going forward.


Also, if we're going to link political quizzes here, at least share one that isn't well-known as awful, yeah. Personally I kind of like this one the most of the ones I've seen so far. It even generates you a little flag based on your results, which is a neat touch. Though the translation is a bit rough in some places.

Roland Jones fucked around with this message at 02:25 on May 6, 2020

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Scientist Al Gore posted:

This is where I ended up per the Political Compass Test.



are you running for president

followup: does not voting for you count as a vote for someone equally lovely

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

No. Because the spectrums presented are bullshit.

People have all kinds of insane (and often contradictory) beliefs. Where do I put somebody who is pro gay rights but thinks whistleblowers should go to prison? Where do you put somebody who wants Medicare for all and free guns for all school kids? What we call the “left” and “right” are not coherent ideologies. They are coalitions of various groups who’s interests align. You cannot neatly place people on a chart like this because you will inevitably fail to account for some major part of their ideology and history.

As an example, think my first example was nuts? That was actually Obama, who (eventually) supported gay rights but actively fought to jail reporters who reported on government scandals. Life is just not as easy as “person go here on chart therefore good hurr hurr!”


Fake edit: Also, yes. The authoritarian/libertarian spectrum, while more valid than the left/right one, has similar issues. Most people commonly considered libertarian will become wildly authoritarian the instant their personal interests are at stake. We think of authoritarians in terms of liking big government but in reality it’s more about loyalty towards toxic power structures than anything else. In this sense Obama is absolutely an authoritarian.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I took the quiz and I'm literally in the bottom left corner. Can anyone who actually thinks this is accurate explain to me how my answers decide where I am on the chart?

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gumball Gumption posted:

I took the quiz and I'm literally in the bottom left corner. Can anyone who actually thinks this is accurate explain to me how my answers decide where I am on the chart?

Your answers add or subtract to your score on either axis, with "Strongly Agree/Disagree" having a larger effect than merely "Agree/Disagree". Getting an "extreme" result on it is really just a result of being consistent in your beliefs, even if they're fairly mild for the most part.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Roland Jones posted:

Your answers add or subtract to your score on either axis, with "Strongly Agree/Disagree" having a larger effect than merely "Agree/Disagree". Getting an "extreme" result on it is really just a result of being consistent in your beliefs, even if they're fairly mild for the most part.

Huh interesting. And I can see how those values are decided and how the weighting works?

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
It’s also hilarious now that I think about it to assume people make political decisions based on whether they like big/small government or whatever and not their own immediate material interests.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

PerniciousKnid posted:

FDR imprisoned Japanese and socialist citizens so he's not left, and he's not a libertarian, but he's probably on the left side of the square.

You know who else imprisoned a bunch of ethnic minorities and socialists?

Stalin

Seriously, the idea that leftists never do any of this bad stuff is just the No True Scotsman fallacy for breadtubers. Although I agree in FDR’s case he was a basic liberal with a group of further left cabinet appointments and near unheard-of congressional majorities.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Gumball Gumption posted:

Huh interesting. And I can see how those values are decided and how the weighting works?

it's literally just a bucket of questions per axis, strong = 1 point, normal = 0.5 point, put a point at where you wind up on the x and y axes.

like for the question about if you think a gay couple should be able to have a child, it's +1 to libertarian if you strongly agree.

KingNastidon
Jun 25, 2004

Marxalot posted:

Aren't you the pharma ghoul who spent months in the primary thread concern trolling about the awful effects of universal healthcare?

I mean if you find concern trolling to be poking holes in the impenetrable consensus that primary voters knew exactly what Bernie style M4A was, how it was different than other non single payer "M4A" plans, and how it may affect the race (e.g., Why old dems support this when current Medicare is subsidized by private insurance? Is there enough evidence to answer how this will be paid for and will voters know whether they'll be better/worse off? Is this actually going to sway votes to Bernie?) then yes. Seems to be a relevant concern troll given the confounding results of Biden winning primary despite seemingly high support for "Medicare For All." I do and have supported single payer for what it's worth, but it's possible to implement it poorly.

the_steve posted:

Lol, seriously?
"Sure, Biden was in last place if you only count the delegates that he actually had. But, if you count all of the delegates he could maybe possibly have, then he was clearly in first place!"

Hey, my favorite football team didn't make it to the Super Bowl last season because they didn't win enough games. But, if we add in all the games that they could have won, then the Steelers actually won their 7th ring!

I think the more apt football analogy would be something like: "The Miami Dolphins current lead the AFC East 2-0 after 2 games, or a little more than 10% of the total schedule. Their ability to achieve an early lead was driven favorable week 1/2 opponents and Pats/Bills/Jets all played each other such that two teams will have at least one loss. By looking at current betting spreads of the remaining 14 games, Miami is expected to win 5 games and Patriots are expected to win 11 games. Patriots are the most likely team to advance to the playoffs despite not currently being in the lead."

KingNastidon fucked around with this message at 02:50 on May 6, 2020

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

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Roland Jones posted:

Also, if we're going to link political quizzes here, at least share one that isn't well-known as awful, yeah. Personally I kind of like this one the most of the ones I've seen so far. It even generates you a little flag based on your results, which is a neat touch. Though the translation is a bit rough in some places.

Eh, the test is designed to find your bias. The one you posted is pretty cool though, I haven't seen that before.

I like the additional characteristics part,

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Roland Jones posted:

Diet-capitalism, aka, "Human rights must be affordable (but you still have to pay for them and should die if you can't)":

https://twitter.com/TheDemocrats/status/1257504540460490752

Affordability is based on means. If someone has no means, they can afford zero, which Democratic plans actually recognize and address.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

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readingatwork posted:

It’s also hilarious now that I think about it to assume people make political decisions based on whether they like big/small government or whatever and not their own immediate material interests.

Breitbart.com literally has a section dedicated to Pornhub. That's right, they report on Big Government and the next evil of the world according to conservatives is Big Porn or Pornhub.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Phone posted:

it's literally just a bucket of questions per axis, strong = 1 point, normal = 0.5 point, put a point at where you wind up on the x and y axes.

like for the question about if you think a gay couple should be able to have a child, it's +1 to libertarian if you strongly agree.

So it gives the same value to "I agree that Public broadcasting shouldn't exist" and "I agree that my race is naturally superior"?

I won't be surprised then if I take it again, give it the same answers, and get Hufflepuff.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

yronic heroism posted:

You know who else imprisoned a bunch of ethnic minorities and socialists?

Stalin

Stalin was a dictator who imprisoned political rivals to maintain his power. FDR was a capitalist who arrested socialists and implemented watered-down socialist policies to head off a leftward political movement. It's not the same thing.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Scientist Al Gore posted:

Breitbart.com literally has a section dedicated to Pornhub. That's right, they report on Big Government and the next evil of the world according to conservatives is Big Porn or Pornhub.

Isn't that because Breitbart appeals to Christian nationalists who believe that America and all its resources should be for only Christians? How are their beliefs not defined by their material interests? They want to limit access to resources, politics, ect. to only Christians to make sure that they themselves don't run out.

Like, at the individual level the explanation is going to be irrational but that is why the movement exists. To preserve resources for Christians and Christians only.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Gumball Gumption posted:

So it gives the same value to "I agree that Public broadcasting shouldn't exist" and "I agree that my race is naturally superior"?

I won't be surprised then if I take it again, give it the same answers, and get Hufflepuff.

the questions might have some weighting behind them like the one that's just straight up a marx quote or the one you brought up

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gumball Gumption posted:

Huh interesting. And I can see how those values are decided and how the weighting works?

Through experimentation and looking at the url for your results (since the final score numbers are there), you could probably figure it out. I don't know if they have the actual calculations available for viewing anywhere, though. But I'm pretty sure it's what was already said, yeah.


Also, just retook that test I linked earlier, for the heck of it, and my results are still basically the same as they've always been:



For how this one works, meanwhile, I think your answers just add to your score for a particular scale, strong more than somewhat, with a few questions in it that instead give an "additional characteristic" like Monarchism or Anarchism if you answer them in the affirmative. Thus my 100% results up there come from answering every relevant question strongly in the direction of that scale; most people's results would probably be more like my Ecology-Productivism scale, with bigger empty spaces, I imagine.

Neither is particularly scientific, but I like the greater detail and presentation of this one more at least.

yronic heroism posted:

Affordability is based on means. If someone has no means, they can afford zero, which Democratic plans actually recognize and address.

Through means-testing and tax credits and other measures that punish the poor, force them (deeper) into debt they won't be able to pay off, and/or keep them from getting the aid they need anyway. "Affordable" being part of it is a problem even if you actually have ways for people who can't afford anything to still get it, because you're still making some amount of people who are already in financially-unstable positions have to weigh their health against their wallets.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


How is a totalitarian like Stalin on the left?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Scientist Al Gore posted:

Eh, the test is designed to find your bias. The one you posted is pretty cool though, I haven't seen that before.

I like the additional characteristics part,

that's definitely how "pragmatists" see themselves, but they tend to act on emotion and just label whatever terrible thing they want as "pragmatic"

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

the only reason to vote for joe might go flying out the window

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1257837266690547712

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

KingNastidon posted:

I think the more apt football analogy would be something like: "The Miami Dolphins current lead the AFC East 2-0 after 2 games, or a little more than 10% of the total schedule. Their ability to achieve an early lead was driven favorable week 1/2 opponents and Pats/Bills/Jets all played each other such that two teams will have at least one loss. By looking at current betting spreads of the remaining 14 games, Miami is expected to win 5 games and Patriots are expected to win 11 games. Patriots are the most likely team to advance to the playoffs despite not currently being in the lead."

You're still doing exactly what I just accused you of doing: Giving a team credit for wins for games that haven't even been played yet because you think they'll win them.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

political compass is garbage for morons.

the entire idea of discovering your true political nature is embarrassingly stupid.

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yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Roland Jones posted:

Through means-testing and tax credits and other measures that punish the poor, force them (deeper) into debt they won't be able to pay off, and/or keep them from getting the aid they need anyway. "Affordable" being part of it is a problem even if you actually have ways for people who can't afford anything to still get it, because you're still making some amount of people who are already in financially-unstable positions have to weigh their health against their wallets.

Then make the case for your program being better for the greatest number. Nobody in the real world gives a poo poo that anyone’s plan uses the word “affordable.” Nobody outside of left Twitter is going to quiver when you say “tax credits.”

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