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YggiDee posted:I am, as always, of two minds here. From a storytelling perspective, I feel like the the people who understand violence the best are deeply unhappy about it, war is bad, the universe should de-escalate, the only way to beat the demiurges at their own game is not to play, etc etc. As a person reading a comic, however, I want our Furious Dumbass to explode the opposition with as much rainbow Kung Fu bullshit as possible while a sick soundtrack plays. I think these things are less contradictory than you think.
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paranoid randroid posted:can you make an egg from a few omelettes though If you Cut it just right
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YggiDee posted:I am, as always, of two minds here. From a storytelling perspective, I feel like the the people who understand violence the best are deeply unhappy about it, war is bad, the universe should de-escalate, the only way to beat the demiurges at their own game is not to play, etc etc. As a person reading a comic, however, I want our Furious Dumbass to explode the opposition with as much rainbow Kung Fu bullshit as possible while a sick soundtrack plays. In (and out of) universe, the problem of violence is that it's a never-ending cycle than only creates more violence, and if there's one rule of storytelling, it's that interesting protagonists need lots and lots of problems.
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# ? May 5, 2020 06:06 |
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When you come at the king, it doesn't really matter if you hit or miss.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:18 |
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team overhead smash posted:When you come at the king, it doesn't really matter if you hit or miss. If you come at the King you must Cut.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:20 |
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If you come at the king, I hope you're not in an Oglaf comic.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:28 |
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nimby posted:If you come at the king, I hope you're in an Oglaf comic.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:34 |
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Yeah, what's wrong with coming at the king in an Oglaf comic? Decent chance it's King Blowjob- in which case lucky you!
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# ? May 5, 2020 11:56 |
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The trick is to simply come in His Majesty's general direction.
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# ? May 5, 2020 12:13 |
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habeasdorkus posted:Yeah, what's wrong with coming at the king in an Oglaf comic? Decent chance it's King Blowjob- in which case lucky you!
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# ? May 5, 2020 12:45 |
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I have regrets.
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# ? May 5, 2020 12:53 |
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Algid posted:Royalty is a continuous sucking motion. Royalty is a continuous nutting motion.
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# ? May 5, 2020 13:23 |
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paranoid randroid posted:can you make an egg from a few omelettes though Actually, yes. https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/01/scientists-unscramble-egg-proteins
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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/elon-musk-baby-name-pronounce-how-say-x-ae-a-12-grimes-child-a9499606.html https://twitter.com/ab609x/status/1257670494993735680?s=20 Hey I didn't know Elon Musk read KSBD Grouchio fucked around with this message at 18:58 on May 5, 2020 |
# ? May 5, 2020 18:54 |
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[happy chanting] PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY!
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# ? May 6, 2020 01:01 |
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Hostile V posted:[happy chanting] PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY! same energy
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# ? May 6, 2020 01:08 |
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1257842521516003329?s=19
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:21 |
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Click through there are more options. https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1257844356360409088?s=19 Currently Gog and Cio are winning and yall are some sick motherfuckers Xand_Man fucked around with this message at 02:40 on May 6, 2020 |
# ? May 6, 2020 02:36 |
zoss or gtfo
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i agree with this person: https://twitter.com/Beigemoth/status/1257842842732380162
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:43 |
exactly
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:48 |
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I'm not voting because there's no Juggs option.
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:54 |
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A bold move, I'll be interested to see if 4600 people are horny enough to chip in two bucks to make it happen.
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:59 |
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hosed up that there's apparently only the one gog agog option?
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:59 |
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I don't have a twitter, someone vote White Chain for me ty
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# ? May 6, 2020 03:07 |
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Shugojin posted:hosed up that there's apparently only the one gog agog option? You after the maggotkin version?
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Renaissance Robot posted:A bold move, I'll be interested to see if 4600 people are horny enough to chip in two bucks to make it happen. https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1257855195893116930
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# ? May 6, 2020 03:11 |
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I made the only correct choices, Zoss and Princess.
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# ? May 6, 2020 03:29 |
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nimby posted:If you come at the king, I hope you're not in an Oglaf comic.
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# ? May 6, 2020 03:52 |
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Z O S S
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# ? May 6, 2020 04:11 |
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President Ark posted:i agree with this person: Bullshit, the only reason not to vote for Princess is because you're afraid of a powerful female presence in the bedroom. Taerkar posted:I'm not voting because there's no Juggs option. Oh, there'll be jugs alright.
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# ? May 6, 2020 04:15 |
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Who What Now posted:Bullshit, the only reason not to vote for Princess is because you're afraid of a powerful female presence in the bedroom. Yeah like Allison doesn't exude top energy these days
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And so on the fifth day of the fifth month of the two-thousandth and twentieth year Abbadon began his journey into the Great Pornhole in the centre of Murata's Mire.
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Who What Now posted:Bullshit, the only reason not to vote for Princess is because you're afraid of a powerful female presence in the bedroom. you can vote for zoss and princess
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# ? May 6, 2020 04:26 |
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No Allicio option, for shame. Its moot though because my phone screen gets weird and sensitive when I'm charging and clicked Incubus for me.
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# ? May 6, 2020 06:03 |
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voting for king bara
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# ? May 6, 2020 06:11 |
As of every vote isn’t actually a vote for Gog
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# ? May 6, 2020 06:46 |
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look i clicked zoss without thinking
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# ? May 6, 2020 08:13 |
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aint gonna claim zoss did nothing wrong but he is very persuasive
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