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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

YggiDee posted:

I am, as always, of two minds here. From a storytelling perspective, I feel like the the people who understand violence the best are deeply unhappy about it, war is bad, the universe should de-escalate, the only way to beat the demiurges at their own game is not to play, etc etc. As a person reading a comic, however, I want our Furious Dumbass to explode the opposition with as much rainbow Kung Fu bullshit as possible while a sick soundtrack plays.

I think these things are less contradictory than you think.

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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


paranoid randroid posted:

can you make an egg from a few omelettes though

If you Cut it just right

lightrook
Nov 7, 2016

Pin 188

YggiDee posted:

I am, as always, of two minds here. From a storytelling perspective, I feel like the the people who understand violence the best are deeply unhappy about it, war is bad, the universe should de-escalate, the only way to beat the demiurges at their own game is not to play, etc etc. As a person reading a comic, however, I want our Furious Dumbass to explode the opposition with as much rainbow Kung Fu bullshit as possible while a sick soundtrack plays.

In (and out of) universe, the problem of violence is that it's a never-ending cycle than only creates more violence, and if there's one rule of storytelling, it's that interesting protagonists need lots and lots of problems.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

When you come at the king, it doesn't really matter if you hit or miss.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

team overhead smash posted:

When you come at the king, it doesn't really matter if you hit or miss.

If you come at the King you must Cut.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



If you come at the king, I hope you're not in an Oglaf comic.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

nimby posted:

If you come at the king, I hope you're in an Oglaf comic.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Yeah, what's wrong with coming at the king in an Oglaf comic? Decent chance it's King Blowjob- in which case lucky you!

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
The trick is to simply come in His Majesty's general direction.

Algid
Oct 10, 2007


habeasdorkus posted:

Yeah, what's wrong with coming at the king in an Oglaf comic? Decent chance it's King Blowjob- in which case lucky you!
Royalty is a continuous sucking motion.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



I have regrets.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Algid posted:

Royalty is a continuous sucking motion.

Royalty is a continuous nutting motion.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

can you make an egg from a few omelettes though

Actually, yes.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/01/scientists-unscramble-egg-proteins

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/elon-musk-baby-name-pronounce-how-say-x-ae-a-12-grimes-child-a9499606.html

https://twitter.com/ab609x/status/1257670494993735680?s=20

Hey I didn't know Elon Musk read KSBD :sparkles:

Grouchio fucked around with this message at 18:58 on May 5, 2020

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

[happy chanting] PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Hostile V posted:

[happy chanting] PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY, PUSHED BACK TO FRIDAY!



same energy

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1257842521516003329?s=19

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Click through there are more options.

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1257844356360409088?s=19

Currently Gog and Cio are winning and yall are some sick motherfuckers

Xand_Man fucked around with this message at 02:40 on May 6, 2020

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
zoss or gtfo

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
i agree with this person:

https://twitter.com/Beigemoth/status/1257842842732380162

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
exactly

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I'm not voting because there's no Juggs option.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
A bold move, I'll be interested to see if 4600 people are horny enough to chip in two bucks to make it happen.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


hosed up that there's apparently only the one gog agog option?

CAR CRASH CRACKERS
Jan 13, 2008

commemorative spoons and tiny personalized license plates: the regalia of tourism
I don't have a twitter, someone vote White Chain for me ty

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Shugojin posted:

hosed up that there's apparently only the one gog agog option?

You after the maggotkin version?

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

Renaissance Robot posted:

A bold move, I'll be interested to see if 4600 people are horny enough to chip in two bucks to make it happen.



https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1257855195893116930

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
I made the only correct choices, Zoss and Princess.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

nimby posted:

If you come at the king, I hope you're not in an Oglaf comic.
this was beautifully timed, by the way

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Z

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bullshit, the only reason not to vote for Princess is because you're afraid of a powerful female presence in the bedroom.

Taerkar posted:

I'm not voting because there's no Juggs option.

Oh, there'll be jugs alright.

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

Who What Now posted:

Bullshit, the only reason not to vote for Princess is because you're afraid of a powerful female presence in the bedroom.


Oh, there'll be jugs alright.

Yeah like Allison doesn't exude top energy these days

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
And so on the fifth day of the fifth month of the two-thousandth and twentieth year Abbadon began his journey into the Great Pornhole in the centre of Murata's Mire.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Who What Now posted:

Bullshit, the only reason not to vote for Princess is because you're afraid of a powerful female presence in the bedroom.


Oh, there'll be jugs alright.

you can vote for zoss and princess

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
No Allicio option, for shame.

Its moot though because my phone screen gets weird and sensitive when I'm charging and clicked Incubus for me.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


voting for king bara

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





As of every vote isn’t actually a vote for Gog

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
look

i clicked zoss without thinking

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
aint gonna claim zoss did nothing wrong but he is very persuasive

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