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Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Baron, looking at Duke's gaping, smelly hole: "No ring..."

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Don"t think these have been posted yet?



kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ibad to the bone

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Don"t think these have been posted yet?




:bisonyes:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

euphronius posted:

whatever. they would have killed him anyway.

It does seem strongly implied throughout that if you're a Harkonnen prisoner you should probably kill yourself asap rather than deal with what they have planned.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



threelemmings posted:

There's also some arrogance there: Leto knows it's a trap, Harkonnen knows Leto knows it's a trap, and everyone thinks they can outplay each other. Add in the feudalism, add in that Arrakis is technically a promotion, etc. Also the money is so good it's like one of those movie setups, like "we'll give you a billion dollars IF you can survive being rolled in BBQ sauce and tossed onto the savannah during lion season." If you think you could punch a lion that'd be a pretty good deal.

In the end he loses mostly because no one expected the extremities they would go to to take him down: the baron spent decades of income of the richest planet in all civilization and threw it away over a few weeks just to take atreides down. The emperor was willing to possibly destabilize all of society if he got caught getting the sardaukar involved, as any outright action to take out one of his vassals would incite civil war as all the lesser lords to revolt and bring him down. And finally the impossibility of a certain traitor.

When you take those three things into account going to Arrakis was actually a pretty safe play, other than the barons spending nobody could expect the two other factors.

Same but Bernie in the 2020 dem primary tbh

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




:vince:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

That one is fan made my duners

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Anne Frank Funk posted:

That one is fan made my duners

I believe you but where I got it it's credited to Legendary Pictures so I got fooled

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Don"t think these have been posted yet?





Stop my thumper can only go so fast.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Anne Frank Funk posted:

That one is fan made my duners

say it ain't so

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!




Gaius Helen Mohiam posted:

She extinguished the excitement, reminding herself: "Hope clouds observation."

To pass the time, some background pieces/research for my Dune project:



Caladan is the third planet of Delta Pavonis, Arrakis the third planet of Canopus. Canopus is actually about 60x larger than Delta Pavonis (which is itself a little bigger than our Sun), I chose not to show that to scale here. Canopus also shines about 10,000x brighter.





Inner system of Canopus, as described in the Dune Encyclopedia. Not shown are Ven, a pale pink super-Jupiter 26x larger than Extaris, and Renova, a distant Seban-scale Pluto analog.



Just one of my favorite quotes.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Prolonged Priapism posted:

To pass the time, some background pieces/research for my Dune project:

(various pretty things)


Are you the cheerful corporate Harkonnen logo guy? That stuff was oddly unnerving.
Also, how far would Arrakis have to orbit from a star like Canopus to not be instantly fried....

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Don"t think these have been posted yet?





The first one is from this article, sadly https://magazin.lufthansa.com/xx/en/people-en/love-makes-us-feel-alive/

I can tell because of the pixels

edit: pixels within pixels

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
The rules for the expansion for the Dune boardgame are up online, which is super exciting for those of us that play and love it, but even if you have zero interest in it, you gotta admit that the final page is INCREDIBLY Dune:

https://www.gf9.com/Portals/0/Documents/GF9/IxianAndTleilaxuRulebook.pdf

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

It's nice, but you wouldn't see colour in the areas of the planets not exposed to direct sunlight. They'd be relatively very dark, think of a non-full moon or seeing Venus through a telescope. Canopus would be noticably bluer than the other star too.

Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 13:52 on May 6, 2020

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




FBS posted:

Here's something I've always wondered: why did the Atreides *have* to act at the beginning of Dune? The text suggests two options, either the Atreides move to Arrakis, or they go renegade and find somewhere to hide (with the family atomics) outside the Imperium.

What compelled them to leave Caladan? Beyond "the Emperor told them to" (which may be the valid and correct answer) I guess don't understand the Landsraad enough, since telling one family to take over the hugely profitable planet previously held by your mortal enemies is obviously a trap.

What kept the Duke from telling the Emperor to eat poo poo, from staying on Caladan?

I don't exactly remember them having to hide, it's more like refusing such opportunity despite the risk and obvious trap was to admit they suck forfeit their plans for the empire.

E: Beaten like duke Leto

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
Not really much, but, the designers of the boardgame did a twitch stream the other day, and said that they'd been shown shorts for the new movie which were supposed to be for cons and the like. They didn't really say anything about what it looked like, so the only news was that said shorts exist, but the subtle intonation they used implied that the guild navigator is a fool and that the cinematography is banging, although if you REALLY listened carefully and watched their fingers, you could see that what they actually wanted to say was "what's happening, what is Twitch?"

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I'm late for lebowski fun, but:

"Piter, this is isn't Salusa this is Kanly, there are rules."

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
You gotta love that Star Wars: Episode IX revolves around a distant spooky planet where a cult maintains forbidden technology.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Pls dont hate on me for my lack of morals. I am in a bit of a pinch. Long story short dating 2 women, sent them the same question very quickly "what caused the fall of house Atreides?". Trick question because I dont think they ever fell. Unfortunately results inconclusive, one respondef with answer I dont like and the othet didnt even read my message yet.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sekenr posted:

Pls dont hate on me for my lack of morals. I am in a bit of a pinch. Long story short dating 2 women, sent them the same question very quickly "what caused the fall of house Atreides?". Trick question because I dont think they ever fell. Unfortunately results inconclusive, one respondef with answer I dont like and the othet didnt even read my message yet.

It was the arrogance of men op.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Powerful Two-Hander posted:

It was the arrogance of men op.

Clever. I would date you

magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
Just invite them over to your sietch to drink the water of life (while following responsible social distancing protocols of course). Whichever one survives is the woman you are destined to be with hth.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
The nihilists give water to the rug!

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Phi230 posted:

The nihilists give water to the rug!
lmao

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



!Klams posted:

The rules for the expansion for the Dune boardgame are up online, which is super exciting for those of us that play and love it, but even if you have zero interest in it, you gotta admit that the final page is INCREDIBLY Dune:

https://www.gf9.com/Portals/0/Documents/GF9/IxianAndTleilaxuRulebook.pdf

The new art is so so so bad, and the instruction text includes 'writing' from @duneauthor failson. Otoh it is the best boardgame.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Nice chairmarmot

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

The new art is so so so bad, and the instruction text includes 'writing' from @duneauthor failson. Otoh it is the best boardgame.

All the art for the leaders is all poo poo, but it was in the main game? Or do you mean this update vs '79 one? It was poo poo in that too, but I guess at least it has its odd 70s charm. It's SO annoying that they've got failson as an advisor, though I obviously can't blame them, but it means there's no Scytale which is basically criminal. I guess Malky and Hwi are out of the question (I'm only on book 4 don't hurt me if there are better Ixian candidates) but I'm guessing all these Ix characters are failson originals (do not steal) as well?

It is indeed, the best boardgame. It was so good on the livestream, someone says like "Don't you think this new card is overpowered?". Was entirely ready for some spiel like "Well we extensively playtested it and found that statistically blah blah blah". Instead one of the super oldschool give-no fucks OG designers is just like, "....Yeah? It's Dune! It isn't fair!" Which was just.. SO refreshing to hear.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
No one does anything with the Dune franchise without Brian Herbert on board in some kind of official capacity.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

My axolotl tank pressurization slash fic is 100% @duneauthor free

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

"Tank porn" is both sexist and probateable and frankly in the year 20,200 we shouldn't even be using that sexist slur anymore

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



!Klams posted:

All the art for the leaders is all poo poo, but it was in the main game? Or do you mean this update vs '79 one? It was poo poo in that too, but I guess at least it has its odd 70s charm. It's SO annoying that they've got failson as an advisor, though I obviously can't blame them, but it means there's no Scytale which is basically criminal. I guess Malky and Hwi are out of the question (I'm only on book 4 don't hurt me if there are better Ixian candidates) but I'm guessing all these Ix characters are failson originals (do not steal) as well?

It is indeed, the best boardgame. It was so good on the livestream, someone says like "Don't you think this new card is overpowered?". Was entirely ready for some spiel like "Well we extensively playtested it and found that statistically blah blah blah". Instead one of the super oldschool give-no fucks OG designers is just like, "....Yeah? It's Dune! It isn't fair!" Which was just.. SO refreshing to hear.

No, I mean the traitor token art in this sucks compared to the '79 verson. Search my post history, I posted all the traitor disks from '79 a page or two back and they are exceedingly cool and good.



But yeah, it's not just a complex boardgame....it's a complex boardgame about The Philosophy of Boardgames

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

No, I mean the traitor token art in this sucks compared to the '79 verson.

Yeah, I know it, I just don't rate it? It's VERY 70's-looking-people's faces. I find it hugely unappealing. Obv to each their own. I think the crucial part is we agree the boardgame is the game BEYOND the game.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
New pics coming out it seems. Teaser can't be too far off

https://twitter.com/SecretsOfDune/status/1259854585604292608?s=19

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

drunkill posted:

New pics coming out it seems. Teaser can't be too far off

https://twitter.com/SecretsOfDune/status/1259854585604292608?s=19

So. Freaking. Hyped. :eyepop:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Gurney's thigh pads seem "full" as they say. Do you think he get's embarrassed when he has to fill them? Sorry if it offends anyone haha

I'm just curious for laughs. I would like to smell them... hehe.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I finally got around to reading the Dune series this year (I'm at book three). It's different from what I was expecting, I guess I'd assumed it'd be more in an adventure novel style, but there's a lot of statecraft, backstabbing, and no fixed protagonist. Reminds me of Asimov's Foundation series, even a little of Game of Thrones. Not bad, although sometimes it gets a little too esoteric for my liking.

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Phlegmish posted:

I finally got around to reading the Dune series this year (I'm at book three). It's different from what I was expecting, I guess I'd assumed it'd be more in an adventure novel style, but there's a lot of statecraft, backstabbing, and no fixed protagonist. Reminds me of Asimov's Foundation series, even a little of Game of Thrones. Not bad, although sometimes it gets a little too esoteric for my liking.

Plans within plans within plans isn’t a meme for nothing. It’s kind of the reason it’s always been deemed unfilmable since so much of the actual interesting stuff is either inner monologue or not understandable without a running commentary. God Emperor would basically be my dinner with andre but with Jason Momoa climbing a cliff while gwendoline christie splooshed watching him in between.

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