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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1257857510112997384?s=21

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Randy_Shannon/status/1257770374072340482

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

so, no one

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

so, no one

Yeah, there is definitely a reason it's still there.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://twitter.com/TwopTwips/status/1257955945390489600

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Cocaine Bear posted:

I assume you all read the Demon-Haunted World once a year to remind yourself that people are loving stupid and always will be no matter how much we advance scientifically or intellectually.

It's easier just to watch the daily news for that.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1257998484155727872

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
From the replies:

https://mobile.twitter.com/metroidbaby/status/1257999167437357056

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MajorPhilebrity/status/1257900349567967233

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stoatbringer posted:

It's easier just to watch the daily news for that.

Or just don’t turn on your monitor.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/PresVillain/status/1258019046999699456

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/keatonpatti/status/1257784395819290626?s=21

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Looking at the store in the background, did they try to take over a fish store because it had socialist in the name??

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Son of Rodney posted:

Looking at the store in the background, did they try to take over a fish store because it had socialist in the name??

They were taken out by fishermen afaik.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bellingcat/status/1257734566950899720

It's all here and it's all spectacular

https://twitter.com/obiwormkenobi/status/1257779552094490624

This is also good

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:13 on May 6, 2020

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/EllenBarryNYT/status/1257784802851291139

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

How did I spend the war? Hitting the Reichsmarshall in the kidneys with a baton and making him drink toilet water.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/mariadecotis/status/1256263535686045697?s=21

DAD.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/juulgod50/status/1257781642325868544

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

One of them brought a loving airsoft rifle.

What in the actual gently caress? Was this a LARP gone incredibly wrong?

air-
Sep 24, 2007

Who will win the greatest battle of them all?

https://twitter.com/RiseFallNick/status/1257600964011360256

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's just the flashpoint for something that's been building since the mid-00s -- theaters absolutely still have their place in society, but only for stuff you'd want to see on a big screen.

The tricky part is a lot of movies can be genuinely better on a big screen, but most people don't care enough and half-watching it on their phone or laptop is absolutely fine (and Trolls 2 [hah] definitely falls into that category), so theaters have been in a slow, inexorable march to decide what's "worth it" or not.

The best theaters I've seen have embraced regular retro screenings, "party" or "rowdy" screenings, but even that might not be enough for balance sheets and I absolutely get why some rear end in a top hat executive upset that he might lose financing on his second Aruba home would get pissy and ban an entire company from their chain.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/anastweetstrash/status/1258018253835841536?s=19

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

So they're losing money to a streaming service so their big brain response is to force a big studio to only use streaming services? Brilliant.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


The future of the theater industry getting decided by Trolls

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Theaters are going to stick around. The difference is that, instead of keeping 99% of the ticket sales, the studios are going to keep 99% of the ticket sales and also a piece of the concession stand action.

Is the world ready for a $36 medium popcorn? We are about to find out.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Worth noting that Trolls is a kids' movie and that plonking the kids to watch is so so SO much easier than taking them to the theater.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Theaters are going to stick around. The difference is that, instead of keeping 99% of the ticket sales, the studios are going to keep 99% of the ticket sales and also a piece of the concession stand action.

Is the world ready for a $36 medium popcorn? We are about to find out.

We've got theatres with VIP access meaning no kids, actually comfortable chairs, beer and half decent food served to your chair. It's like watching a movie at home but 2 tix and 2 beers and some nachos and fries cost as much as a home entertainment system.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AMC Theaters Gets Trolled

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


And when one of the big sports leagues pulls a similar move, we'll see the death of network TV as we know it.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Cocaine Bear posted:

So they're losing money to a streaming service so their big brain response is to force a big studio to only use streaming services? Brilliant.

The big brain response is to try to force Universal to back out and abandon the streaming idea completely. Except it was a small brain response because they didn't understand that they don't actually have that kind of leverage.

It's kind of a shame, I get that it's cheaper and more convenient but I would miss the experience of the cinema, both because the giant screen and big sound system and nothing else around isn't exactly something I can re-create at home, and also as a brokebrain it's one of the few reasons I leave my neighbourhood and I quite like making the trip.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/WenzlerPowers/status/1258056174928310275

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BrandonDoughan/status/1258062676514746369

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/spiccarella/status/1258048396507721732

https://twitter.com/Jeff_Jacoby/status/1257710892524998657

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

:monocle:

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




:lol: Fairfax County cancelled classes the day they were supposed to start online because nothing worked. (They actually started with a two hour delay because nobody could log in to Blackboard.) They they cancelled again two days later because the system updates they needed took from Tuesday night to Thursday morning.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1258049487827873793

Yes but how do they make seat harnesses that small

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Worth noting that Trolls is a kids' movie and that plonking the kids to watch is so so SO much easier than taking them to the theater.

yes. as someone who has seen trolls world tour at least a dozen times by now, the market is completely different for kids movies. i'm not going to take my young kid to a theater every time she wants to see the trolls movie again but if i can stream it, sure why not

e: also my kid is watching a shitload more movies now that she's stuck at home all day. way prefer this to loving blippi

Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 19:02 on May 6, 2020

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm also going to pint out the original Trolls is an extremely good film.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1258041326756651008

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