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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

just did the math and lunch was the 150th consecutive meal at home. 100% home cooked, with the loosest definition of "home cooked" is "made a sandwich". No take out/delivery/etc.

what that’s only like 30 days.

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Sometimes fires don't go out

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Chik F A's ad campaign involves switchin to chickn'

Go for the kill, cows. Your time is NOW

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

smarxist posted:

you gotta read this thread lmfao. there's an enormous feeding frenzy of capitalist middlemen gumming up COVID efforts at literally every juncture while people are dying, every one of these motherfuckers needs to be tried and executed

https://twitter.com/davidmcswane/status/1258035536859729920

https://twitter.com/lisagartner/status/1258070119357517825?s=20

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

euphronius posted:

what that’s only like 30 days.

:goonsay:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Di Bruno Brothers? eyyyyyyyyy

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

homestyle pandemic pizza


How did you make this fancy squid ink pizza? You must be living the pandemic high life!

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

euphronius posted:

what that’s only like 30 days.

How many meals do you eat in a day

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

I wish by these people would be treated the same way a minority or poor person would when they act out.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


also side note about hair, i shaved my head two days after my restaurant closed and i was going to just keep it going until i am able to re-enter the workforce

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Philthy posted:

HOMESTYLE 10 PC NUGG



where's the ranch

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a.lo posted:

where's the ranch

its how its got that nice sheen

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Danish Health Authority has determined the virus will just go away by itself even if everything is opened up now. :)

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1258067536509317128

SPACE FORCE :byodood:

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
In pre-op waiting for surgery. Surgeon didn't wear a mask while talking to me :shepface:

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

Impkins Patootie posted:

Sometimes fires don't go out

ssssssssugar high?

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Got my Trump Ducats in the mail yesterday. Thank you Mr. President.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

SplitSoul posted:

Danish Health Authority has determined the virus will just go away by itself even if everything is opened up now. :)

i mean... technically it will, along with a bunch of lives

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
CORONAVIRUS?

No! SPACE FORCE!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


deport your rear end to orbit

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


it's gonna be great when the promotional material for the new steve carrel show is indistinguishable from the actual recruitment stuff

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Rich people want us all to die so they can gently caress kids

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Thoguh posted:

I wish by these people would be treated the same way a minority or poor person would when they act out.

Working one year at a bar that served pizza got me a full 2 pies thrown at me in total by drunk, rude, lovely consumers who demand everything.

i got written up 3 times because i refused to roll over for people.

only ever got a total of two drinks thrown on me though. the other places tho. woof.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1258083426344804353

:rolldice:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


tests can have false negatives

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

lol a friend of mine here in Philly does photography as a hobby, and this woman reached out to him about a potential shoot to help her repair her reputation. He politely declined.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Algund Eenboom posted:

How many meals do you eat in a day

irl down to 2 :negative:

so old. so very old

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

what's the going false negative rate on the quick tests Trump has obviously made the entire exec purchase?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Spergin Morlock posted:

i mean... technically it will, along with a bunch of lives

They stopped giving a gently caress. Message now is that the Swedes were right, despite having six times as many deaths with less than double the population. It also comes at a time when data shows people are slacking in regard to proper precautions.

National railways forbid their employees from wearing masks, too. Clashes with the uniform, you see.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Crusader posted:

tests can have false negatives

*crosses fingers*

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





saints gambit posted:

ssssssssugar high?

:)

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Looking at those low numbers today and we fixed the problem. Reopen and get back to being uncomfortably close to each other.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

SplitSoul posted:


National railways forbid their employees from wearing masks, too. Clashes with the uniform, you see.

they did this at my job for a while until someone threatened to sue

Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

i want the cows to be free and the people to be meat

make aurochs great again

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


imagine Trump going to a hospital for normal people when he catche sthe roni

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

may is live and let die

june is gonna be come and see

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

i mean... technically it will, along with a bunch of lives

it wont even necessarily, it could establish itself as a non-seasonal endemic thriving on ppl who are weakened by previous bouts when their immunity wears off

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

C-Euro posted:

I have a co-worker who's leaving the company on Friday, I wonder what hoops they made jump through so she can clean out her desk.

My office is moving to a new building this month, so we all have to go in at staggered times to pack up our stuff for the movers. I’m assuming they will diligently move the boxes to the new building where they will sit and rot for months/years.

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Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Ebola Roulette posted:

In pre-op waiting for surgery. Surgeon didn't wear a mask while talking to me :shepface:

Congratulations on your new bionic rear end cheeks OP

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