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Vandar posted:It had a counterpart that released at the same time, too, that was meant to be like the other side of the coin. Oh God I remember reading the movement. It was probably one of the worst comics I've ever read
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May 4, 2020 07:21
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Ygolonac posted:
Wikipedia posted:The only prerequisite for joining the Green Team is possession of at least one million dollars, primarily in cash. The boys pay fortunes to anyone who can offer them a worthy adventure. In their first story, they fund the "Great American Pleasure Machine," a sort of roller coaster ride that brings so much pleasure, it drives the villain of the piece insane.
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May 4, 2020 12:36
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...were they trying to create the most unsympathetic protagonists imaginable?
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May 4, 2020 13:24
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Hah, so when they rebooted they left Commodore Murphy and J.P. Houston the same, flipped Cecil's gender to Cecilia, and just straight up swapped out the african-american Abdul Smith for middle-eastern prince Mohammad Qahtanii because gently caress it look a token character is a token character?
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May 4, 2020 14:02
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Angry Salami posted:...were they trying to create the most unsympathetic protagonists imaginable? None of the millionaires are Americans pretending to be Irish, so no?
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May 4, 2020 14:39
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 Incredible Hulk v1 #215, and you know drat well Nick Fury would have all *sorts* of horrible poo poo to say - something about Affirmative Action would be about the most printable comment in '77.
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May 4, 2020 20:43
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Ygolonac posted:
I'm sure 'last survivor of a once mighty race' is meant to sound impressive, like Bi-Beast is so tough he outlived all the other Bi-Beasts... But I can't help but think that most Bi-Beasts might as well have died in a huge catastrophy or war or whatnot and this Bi-Beast was simply lucky to not have been there.
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May 4, 2020 21:19
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I initially read the wrinkling of Bi-Beast's speedo in the wrong way, and it was horrible.
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May 5, 2020 00:22
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Discendo Vox posted:I initially read the wrinkling of Bi-Beast's speedo in the wrong way, and it was horrible. That erection is hard to unsee!
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May 5, 2020 00:47
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Three heads are better than two.
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May 5, 2020 00:59
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Lobok posted:Three heads are better than two. Bi-Beast, so four. Also in a permanent state of walk.
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May 5, 2020 01:17
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Ygolonac posted:
Predicting the Bi-net flag meltdown 43 years in advance
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May 5, 2020 02:02
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Discendo Vox posted:I initially read the wrinkling of Bi-Beast's speedo in the wrong way, and it was horrible. God drat it. A Strange Aeon posted:That erection is hard to unsee! GOD drat IT
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May 5, 2020 03:17
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Discendo Vox posted:I initially read the wrinkling of Bi-Beast's speedo in the wrong way, and it was horrible. I'm just glad I wasn't the only one to see that
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May 5, 2020 07:51
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https://twitter.com/antiqueipod/status/1257940650877579264?s=21
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May 6, 2020 17:10
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Ygolonac posted:
Certainly not a beast where it counts
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May 6, 2020 17:36
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McCloud posted:Certainly not a beast where it counts You know what they say about dudes with giant didactyl feet
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May 6, 2020 18:47
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Man, it would suck to be the head on the bottom. Not only is your vision obscured everytime top bunk talks but it'd be really icky to feel the food they eat sliding down through your brain.
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May 6, 2020 18:52
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Which skull brother is the one that gets embarrassed when being asked to write on the board in front of the class?
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May 6, 2020 19:22
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Push El Burrito posted:Which skull brother is the one that gets embarrassed when being asked to write on the board in front of the class? They can just hide it with a bi-nder.
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May 6, 2020 19:24
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Lobok posted:Man, it would suck to be the head on the bottom. Not only is your vision obscured everytime top bunk talks but it'd be really icky to feel the food they eat sliding down through your brain.
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May 6, 2020 19:49
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InsertPotPun posted:top head's not even angry in that picture, bottom bunk is just embarrassed and pulling top's bottom lip into a frown. every time bottom head gets surprised top head bites his tongue Every time overhead chews food underhead looks like he's doing Groucho Marx eyebrows.
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May 6, 2020 20:17
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I look forward to Al Ewing and Joe Bennett making Bi-Beast into something even more nightmarish.
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May 6, 2020 20:42
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How many bi Marvel/DC characters even are there? Is bi-beast the best representation that we've got?
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May 6, 2020 20:58
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Red Bones posted:How many bi Marvel/DC characters even are there? Is bi-beast the best representation that we've got? Nico from Runaways, Prodigy, Loki, Noh-Varr, Mystique maybe?
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May 6, 2020 21:05
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John Constantine is canonically bi.
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May 6, 2020 21:11
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Young Avengers. All of them (probably not Hawkeye). Edit: is the recent Wild Storm reboot canon? Then all of the Authority except for Midnighter and Apollo. Uthor fucked around with this message at 21:13 on May 6, 2020 |
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May 6, 2020 21:11
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Uthor posted:Young Avengers. All of them (probably not Hawkeye). I'm pretty sure Hulkling and Wiccan aren't bi.
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May 6, 2020 22:00
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Skwirl posted:I'm pretty sure Hulkling and Wiccan aren't bi. Yeah, I probably should have though that through a little better.
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May 6, 2020 22:05
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Hercules? I think that's canonical?
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How Wonderful! posted:Hercules? I think that's canonical? Well he was Roman.
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May 6, 2020 22:24
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Daken definitely, maybe Gabby, possibly Logan. I think think Laura may have been the only one in that family who didn’t get that manifestation of the Howlett X-gene
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May 6, 2020 22:27
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Edmund Lava posted:Daken definitely, maybe Gabby, possibly Logan. I think think Laura may have been the only one in that family who didn’t get that manifestation of the Howlett X-gene When's Gabby's sexuality ever come up one way or the other? 616 Logan is probably about halfway between straight and bi on the Kinsey scale. Like, he's definitely been in more than one Devil's Triangle, but I don't think bi would be an accurate description.
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May 6, 2020 22:31
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Skwirl posted:When's Gabby's sexuality ever come up one way or the other? X Men red # 2. Phone posting but she asked Jean not to read her mind since she’s still trying to figure out her feelings for a girl she saw on the bus. Granted she’s a kid trying to figure things out, but Tom Taylor left the door open on that one.
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May 6, 2020 22:36
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They teased it back before they were allowed to outright say that sort of thing. The best alternate-universe Logan is married to Hercules. Don't know how much that says about 616, but I think it was a 'If his life had taken a different path' thing rather than straight up entirely different save for the name.
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May 6, 2020 22:36
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Uthor posted:Young Avengers. All of them (probably not Hawkeye). Is this a joke, or did you forget America Chavez telling her that she’s not as straight as she thinks she is?
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Elfface posted:The best alternate-universe Logan is married to Hercules. Don't know how much that says about 616, but I think it was a 'If his life had taken a different path' thing rather than straight up entirely different save for the name. Thinking about this I really don't like the Logan/Herc pairing. I just think Logan wouldn't put up with Hercules's poo poo, they'd wind up fighting all the time, and it would wind up being a cold marriage where Logan was determined to save it while Hercules just didn't give a gently caress. Kurt's the obvious husband material and would be way more in tune with Logan's feelings. There's plenty of other options, too, it's mainly that I'd expect Hercules to be a lovely husband in general unless his spouse could get their needs through to him. Logan's too closed off. Herc and Logan could be drinking buddies. Husbands just feels wrong.
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I can't believe I forgot that Wolverine cover, mea-culpa. Oh, it's never been explicit to my knowledge, but Claremont was clearly writing Storm, Kitty and Rachel as bi.
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Open Marriage Night posted:Is this a joke, or did you forget America Chavez telling her that she’s not as straight as she thinks she is? That was the joke I was trying to make. I don't know if it was ever confirmed that Kate is bi, I figured it was America loving with her.
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