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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

paranoid randroid posted:

look

i clicked zoss without thinking

This is how you find out the shape of the wheel imo

Like this is how Jadis hosed up

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

paranoid randroid posted:

look

i clicked zoss without thinking

And thus you take one step towards Royalty.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
The true shape of the universe is :awesome:

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Fish Noise posted:

this was beautifully timed, by the way

I have many regrets.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010


Listen some of us are lesbians ok.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



The Doom Slayer and Solomon David have a lot in common. They're both unstoppable warriors. They have godlike powers that instill fear in those who see them in action. They have a similar taste in music.

https://i.imgur.com/1bEMx12.mp4

(Not mine, found it in the Doom Eternal thread but thought it'd fit here as well)

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
It's actually pretty interesting how poorly Allison and SolDave are doing. Only Incubus has fewer votes than they do.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



When you have a chance to see a monster mash, why would you vote for relatively normal human beings

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


GunnerJ posted:

It's actually pretty interesting how poorly Allison and SolDave are doing. Only Incubus has fewer votes than they do.

handsome though he may be, solomon david strikes me as a deeply unerotic person

as for allison, we've already seen 2 aspects of her sexuality

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Enough of the story is about Allison and her insecurities that voting for her feels... voyeuristic to me, I think?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

I really hope Abaddon delivers with the most awkward, unsexy forbidden content ever.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

how could you people get in the way of my forbidden princess jack daniels art

HOW COULD YOU

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

There Bias Two posted:

I really hope Abaddon delivers with the most awkward, unsexy forbidden content ever.

Solomon David reveals he has a Hank Hill rear end

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


CAR CRASH CRACKERS posted:

I don't have a twitter, someone vote White Chain for me ty

I wasn't going to vote, so I voted your choice for you.

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ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





I hope this content is literally just two characters coming together, getting close, and then fade to a series of black panels with dialogue balloons.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

ConfusedUs posted:

I hope this content is literally just two characters coming together, getting close, and then fade to a series of black panels with dialogue balloons.
Or engaging in some good ol' ultraviolence. He did not specify the meaning of NSFW.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

paranoid randroid posted:

look

i clicked zoss without thinking

effortless action

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Hostile V posted:

Or engaging in some good ol' ultraviolence. He did not specify the meaning of NSFW.

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Tulip posted:

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.

Working in a cubicle farm, coughing, not wearing a facemask.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


abaddon is just gonna take the achewood comic where the two cats awkwardly bone under a blanket with nothing showing and put two character's heads on it

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
That would be a beautiful troll

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ConfusedUs posted:

I hope this content is literally just two characters coming together, getting close, and then fade to a series of black panels with dialogue balloons.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

:hmmyes:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Tulip posted:

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.

Staplerfahrer Gog: A workplace safety film.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

There Bias Two posted:

I really hope Abaddon delivers with the most awkward, unsexy forbidden content ever.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Tulip posted:

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.

Lmao I actually want this now

Cio giving a pro union talk and handing out a pamphlet in the break room. Elsewhere, Solomon Dave leafs angrily through an employee manual looking for a pretense to start harassing her.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




IMJack posted:

Staplerfahrer Gog: A workplace safety film.

It never saw the light of day, because he tried to fake accidentally knocking down a row of shelves... Only to genuinely accidentally annihilate everything on that city block because he used two fingers.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Tulip posted:

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.

I want a K6BD version of this now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



How Solomon D makes love

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Amalgamated Federation of Stone, Combustion and Metal Enterprises - the loving guild that works for you!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Xand_Man posted:

How Solomon D makes love

"You have already cum."

"Nani?!"

CAR CRASH CRACKERS
Jan 13, 2008

commemorative spoons and tiny personalized license plates: the regalia of tourism

IUG posted:

I wasn't going to vote, so I voted your choice for you.



Thank you friend, for being my porn vote proxy.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
These choices are lame, lemee get that Jaganussy

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Tulip posted:

The winner will star in the least worksafe art of all: pro-union informational.
:hmmyes:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Xand_Man posted:

How Solomon D makes love

Three Finger, Two points Technique.

Body Shocker

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Given he only has sons thanks to bullshit martial arts breathing techniques which we have recently discovered only make him move fast, presumably his love making involves tweezers and a magnifying glass?

Assessor of Maat
Nov 20, 2019

pseudorandom name posted:

Given he only has sons thanks to bullshit martial arts breathing techniques which we have recently discovered only make him move fast, presumably his love making involves tweezers and a magnifying glass?

Perfect Insemination: Total Pussy Obliteration

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Soloman David's the kind of rear end in a top hat who trains to orgasm in as few humps as possible.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

SardonicTyrant posted:

Soloman David's the kind of rear end in a top hat who trains to orgasm in as few humps as possible.

"We are done here"
"but i didnt feel anything, and you didnt do anything."
"pleasure is irrelevant to the act. please vacate my quarters."

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm gonna be the dissenting voice and say Dave probably fucks really well because hes a pride demon and looking like a fuckin' loser in bed would be an opening to get owned.



He probably balances it out by being a controlling, lying, gaslighting gently caress though.

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