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shovelbum posted:skull.gif is here saying balkanization is certain and yall saying i'm catastrophizing by saying america will unload the burden of disease onto the poor/elderly/poc and keep on truckin? i mean i think both you and skull.gif and whoever said that the november election will not happen are all correct, these things are not mutually exclusive it ain't "catastrophizing" when it's a loving catastrophe lmao
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apatheticman posted:It was a online classifieds pick up dude was trying to sell them each for $300. Lady shows up and was like give me all 3 for $100 and I won't call the bylaw officers. thanks for taking care of these fellas, I salute you
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shovelbum posted:ahahahah i just read that article about 66% of cases were "at home", ahahahaha it was 66% of hospitalizations were unemployed or retired ahahahahahahah god i hate these articles lol its not even that its that 66% of cases are from people who live *in* a home. as opposed to living homeless/in a nursing home/prison ofc it's being used to show lockdowns dont work now
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pancake rabbit posted:i mean i think both you and skull.gif and whoever said that the november election will not happen are all correct, these things are not mutually exclusive anyone who thinks there will be a return to any drastic measures is frankly delusional. we will reopen and the burden of disease will fall where it always does and we will discuss it as much as we always do and that will be that.
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SKULL.GIF posted:A protracted conflict will just be a series of individual events happening more frequently until there's no time between each one. covid in the USA is one of those songs that speeds up over and over until it's incoherent screaming.
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Thesaurus posted:Just wait till I call the doj's ada information line on you, buster at which point the ada will ask you what medical condition they're not reasonably accommodating and you'll sputter like Foghorn Leghorn
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snoo posted:well, unless you're a horrible person that shoots people at a family dollar or a mcdonalds yeah i'm trying to keep it light atm there are some people who are already bleak enough for everyone else
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shovelbum posted:anyone who thinks there will be a return to any drastic measures is frankly delusional. we will reopen and the burden of disease will fall where it always does and we will discuss it as much as we always do and that will be that. the problem with this approach is that it is ahistorical. there is evidence that the 1918 pandemic hit the poor first and the second wave disproportionately impacted wealthier people because they let their guards down after sacrificing the poor to the first wave it’s infectious disease that the American ruling class are trying to bargain with right now and it won’t work
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Thoguh posted:The 2/3 is definitely the percentage that live at home, the article says so explicitly
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:the problem with this approach is that it is ahistorical. there is evidence that the 1918 pandemic hit the poor first and the second wave disproportionately impacted wealthier people because they let their guards down after sacrificing the poor to the first wave trump thinks his meme magic bullshit is gonna work on a virus. and i think some people in cspam believe him because it's worked against everything else
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Yo what the gently caress how is that a permaban permaban everyone who posts in that thread, poo poo is noxious
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power word- Jeb! posted:trump thinks his meme magic bullshit is gonna work on a virus. and i think some people in cspam believe him because it's worked against everything else I don’t blame them. this country has gone mad with ideology, but even a seemingly unstoppable meme machine will hit an immovable force eventually
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power word- Jeb! posted:trump thinks his meme magic bullshit is gonna work on a virus. and i think some people in cspam believe him because it's worked against everything else theres no meme magic, his 'magic' just aligns perfectly with existing structural faults and age-old agendas. he just makes it all seem so vivid and new and good/bad depending on who you are bc the romneys and poo poo of the world never say the quiet part loud
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Relevant Tangent posted:permaban everyone who posts in that thread, poo poo is noxious lil bit helldumpy one time many years ago in the helldump era some account named some dumb poo poo like HELLDUMP_DRAMA_BOT or something sent me a PM telling me there was a helldump thread about me and that I should go read it I did not click
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incoherent posted:It's absolutely on brand for america. Only if the body bags are infected with the covid.
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CODChimera posted:i'm getting the NZ scenario 
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g0ms new zine is 0ut https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RuMlt2BXQSUIg3_mllFtoLJHNMTfFxNn/view?usp=sharing supp0rt them 0n patre0n https://www.patreon.com/g0m $8/mo and i bet u get a shitload of stickers one day seattle plague rat has issued a correction as of 06:05 on May 7, 2020 |
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empty whippet box posted:that seemed pretty reasonable to me tbh the politicization of the disease has spiraled out of control in the last week or two in a way that feels more catastrophic than anything that preceded it people are going to be inadvertently spreading it all over the place in a rush to make a statement by showing up armed to olive garden
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shovelbum posted:anyone who thinks there will be a return to any drastic measures is frankly delusional. we will reopen and the burden of disease will fall where it always does and we will discuss it as much as we always do and that will be that. eh, i think there will be a second wave of closures once things in individual states become as untenable as NYC. I think its optimistic to say that'll happen in May, but we'll get there by June once the new cases produce enough uptick of deaths and also, opening up shows a whole month of data that opening up isn't actually doing anything for state revenue because only some of the population is willing to patronize any business right now. look at the polls. if the vast majority of dems, even in the chudliest of states, aren't willing to go to stores, all that poo poo is going to collapse. regardless of policy, there is simply an extremely reduced demand. poo poo is going to get real, real soon
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shovelbum posted:skull.gif is here saying balkanization is certain and yall saying i'm catastrophizing by saying america will unload the burden of disease onto the poor/elderly/poc and keep on truckin? skull.gif is unreachable and also the op, it's rude to tell the op they're being dumb
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fosborb posted:eh, i think there will be a second wave of closures once things in individual states become as untenable as NYC. I think its optimistic to say that'll happen in May, but we'll get there by June once the new cases produce enough uptick of deaths and also, opening up shows a whole month of data that opening up isn't actually doing anything for state revenue because only some of the population is willing to patronize any business right now. dems are already getting bored w lockdown, many will be forced out to return to work especially in the working-class wing of the party in a depression, and the richer ones will see their chud friends on instagram and be seduced back into the waiting maw of capitalism, this polling won't withstand seeing happy shopppers and full bars and clubs from your lockdown that feels more and more like a silly political stunt
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shovelbum posted:skull.gif is here saying balkanization is certain and yall saying i'm catastrophizing by saying america will unload the burden of disease onto the poor/elderly/poc and keep on truckin? we're at 75,000 american deaths in just under 2 months despite most of the country staying the gently caress at home and everywhere's about to reopen I don't think it's wildly catastrophizing to look at 500k dead 5 months from now considering "everywhere's about to reopen" uncurable mlady posted:this entire thread is 24/7 catastrophizing. i anoint two weeks as the equivalent of the friedman unit, but call it the cspam unit. hehe you've been telling me that since January and yet, corona marches on
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:covid in the USA is one of those songs that speeds up over and over until it's incoherent screaming.
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Relevant Tangent posted:permaban everyone who posts in that thread, poo poo is noxious my unadulterated nostalgia for 2002 
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SKULL.GIF posted:like 3 months ago we were in awe of 17 thousand daily new cases being wildly out of the norm, now we're up to 99 thousand daily new cases and it's just the same as usual they’ll stop reporting on COVID related shooting deaths by July, just like mass shootings before who’s up for a side bet? I’m in for 30 confirmed anti lockdown/anti mask murders in the US by May 31
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stay safe out there friends, don't turn to hard drugs during these covid times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SePVlroq6AI
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A Bakers Cousin posted:So is everyone really surviving for 10 weeks on 1200? Yeah, live in 1979 is amazing
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Yeah, live in 1979 is amazing crazy about the shah
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Admiral Ray posted:stay safe out there friends, don't turn to hard drugs during these covid times i miss cocaine but i mean what would i loving do if i couldnt go to a bar on it so yeah im good
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shovelbum posted:dems are already getting bored w lockdown, many will be forced out to return to work especially in the working-class wing of the party in a depression, and the richer ones will see their chud friends on instagram and be seduced back into the waiting maw of capitalism, this polling won't withstand seeing happy shopppers and full bars and clubs from your lockdown that feels more and more like a silly political stunt i'm not saying the polling will withstand. i'm saying its all opening up, poo poo is going to get real bad for individual states, and individual states will decide to lock down more again. current polling indicates this is hugely partisan right now, at least conceptually, and the decreased revenue, right now even in states opening up, is going to cause restaurants to fail (regardless of hard alcohol delivery options) and that's going to honestly freak out a whole bunch of people, which will cascade across other sectors 2nd wave lock downs might not be as much as we were at in April, but we're definitely going to get a dead cat bounce in lockdowns in June, and May if people are better than I think they are. not sure where we go from there
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In curable viruses and getting back to work are nothing new. My bet is on porn again leading us to our future. AIDS testing has been a thing in the industry for a while. Seems if the roni keeps killing off meat processors before they can be replaced--we are going to have to get better testing. A "work"able solution would be personal testing that was draconianly involved with our blood, dna, and cellphones. Hate to think you'd need something like a DexComm hip attachment to be a stewardess or something. But maybe a morning finger prick. Put those 5G antenna to use and upload the relevant markers to TrumpCo for processing. Moments later you have your results and can use your phone to show your ID/roni status. Of course, when that test comes back positive the world knows and its Logan's Run time for you... With the phones tying into contact tracing so well, it seems testing is the next step?
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shovelbum posted:crazy about the shah I just pulled a thing on median income in 1979 that was put together by the Reagan administration and at first I thought it looked pretty professional, then I realized that it said that basically everyone got richer when Nixon and Ford were in office and got poorer until Reagan showed up. lol https://www2.census.gov/prod2/popscan/p60-126.pdf I do love that seventies Dungeon Masters Guide font though.
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this guy stopped posting in cspam entirely when COVID-19 came to America and began posting exclusively in D&DBIG HEADLINE posted:The usual suspects are going to shout you down with videos and r0 figures, but ultimately I think it all ends up being some version of: he's a wedding planner who apparently thinks his life is meaningful and fulfilling
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SKULL.GIF posted:this guy stopped posting in cspam entirely when COVID-19 came to America and began posting exclusively in D&D Wedding planning sounds meaningful and fulfilling when your clients aren't all dying.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I just pulled a thing on median income in 1979 that was put together by the Reagan administration and at first I thought it looked pretty professional, then I realized that it said that basically everyone got richer when Nixon and Ford were in office and got poorer until Reagan showed up. lol ok i rolled on the selected characteristics of households table and im a female housholder, that means my starting cash is $8511 and i spend it all on bullets, wagon tongues, and grandfather clocks
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A Bakers Cousin posted:So is everyone really surviving for 10 weeks on 1200? 2400 + nearly double what we usually make because of berniebux, and we haven't paid rent in 3 months because a week before all this popped off my landlord sold the house to someone, and told me they would contact us. They never have. I have no idea who owns this house. All I know is that we are the last tenants, and they plan to knock it down to build an office building here once we leave. We weren't even technically on a lease with our old landlord, we signed a year least 4 years ago and just went month to month after that. So, I guess we don't pay rent anymore! If the owners show up asking for it we are literally just going to say no and move to Utah (some friends just moved there) it's a weird situation plus I've still been making decent enough sales on buttons and now magnets, so actually, covid 19 has been very kind to me. That's the story for most people I know down here in mississippi, the stimulus has meant that they are in the most stable financial situation they have been in in years and years. this place is so lovely that covid 19 actually made it better
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empty whippet box posted:plus I've still been making decent enough sales on buttons and now magnets, so actually, covid 19 has been very kind to me. That's the story for most people I know down here in mississippi, the stimulus has meant that they are in the most stable financial situation they have been in in years and years. this place is so lovely that covid 19 actually made it better oh man mississippi, what a fuckin place i never got a read on the chuds vs normies situation down there, i lived there once but just 3mo for school
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