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Turd is the word |
# ? May 6, 2020 02:24 |
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Finger Prince posted:In the beginning there was the Word. And the Word was with Dog. amenisatthedoorbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark High on the hog, 90's style. |
# ? May 6, 2020 02:53 |
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My unfinished basement has a toilet pretty much right at the bottom of the stairs, and it's a room as wide as the house. Big bathroom: achieved. You gotta make it obvious you are using the toilet though or someone else will come down and ask what you in the basement for.
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# ? May 6, 2020 05:36 |
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It can always be bigger.
High on the hog, 90's style. |
# ? May 6, 2020 05:44 |
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Pooping in my extravagant 1500 sq ft bathroom with 18ft high ceilings |
# ? May 6, 2020 06:51 |
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I ask where the bathroom is. "Oh just over there" my gracious host replies. Easy. I slam open the door and the wind blows my hair back - squinting, I see the toilet in the peaks beyond. My confidence drains - I don't know if I can hold it that long. |
# ? May 6, 2020 06:55 |
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I once lived in a place where all the rooms were the exact same size because there was only one room. |
# ? May 6, 2020 06:58 |
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I enter a seemingly endless plain, flower print encircling the horizon. A Cyclopean ziggurat thrusts upwards to the clouds, atop it a porcelain throne, gleaming in the red sky, the making GBS threads room of old gods best forgotten. The smell of eldritch potpourri wafts into my nostrils, failing to completely cover up the horrible stench of decay and rot emanating from the structure. I think to myself "I should have just gone at home," and trudge onwards. |
# ? May 6, 2020 07:03 |
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albany academy posted:I enter a seemingly endless plain, flower print encircling the horizon. A Cyclopean ziggurat thrusts upwards to the clouds, atop it a porcelain throne, gleaming in the red sky, the making GBS threads room of old gods best forgotten. The smell of eldritch potpourri wafts into my nostrils, failing to completely cover up the horrible stench of decay and rot emanating from the structure. I think to myself "I should have just gone at home," and trudge onwards.
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# ? May 6, 2020 12:11 |
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growing up my brothers bedroom was this small rear end room you could just about fit a bed in. the bathroom was bigger lol |
# ? May 6, 2020 13:08 |
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what he gets for being born later than me |
# ? May 6, 2020 13:08 |
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my brother was born after me and he had to sleep in the toilet no wait I’m confusing my life for the borrowers again
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# ? May 6, 2020 14:44 |
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I met a traveller from a toilet land, Who said—“One vast and bowlless trap of stone Stand in the guest bathroom. . . . Near them, on the tile. Half sunk a shattered tank lies, whose handle, And scratched lid, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its plumber well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The flapper that mocked them, and the valve that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is ButtTheShitmanFart, King of Kings; Look on my Watercloset, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level tiles stretch far away.” |
# ? May 6, 2020 16:06 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I met a traveller from a toilet land, |
# ? May 6, 2020 16:27 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I met a traveller from a toilet land,
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# ? May 6, 2020 17:26 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I met a traveller from a toilet land,
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# ? May 6, 2020 17:39 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I met a traveller from a toilet land, |
# ? May 6, 2020 17:53 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:05 |
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The smallest room I have in my house is a linen closet. |
# ? May 7, 2020 16:35 |