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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

That's right. The real tragedy of 9/11 was the 40 billion in actual losses plus whatever hit the markets and airlines took. Nobody in power cares about 4,000 bodies.

3000.

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
chuds have to frame everything in the culture war/ideology mindset

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

buildings are way more important than people

eh, it's only 2-3 buildings a day, how many buildings are in the US? lots I bet. time to open them up!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/VadaCallisto/status/1258563659892166656

can't wait till "smoke weed everyday" becomes official health policy

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

My partner works in a restaurant that does take-out only right now and they've had a nonstop parade of lovely people absolutely aghast that there will be no Mother's Day brunch because the governor's stay-at-home order is still active.

Extra points to the lady that flat out couldn't understand why the bar wasn't open.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

sonatinas posted:

chuds have to frame everything in the culture war/ideology mindset

reminder that chuds on average are richer/happier/live longer

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol no matter the number this will be the response

"50 million dead. Big number, some say the biggest number. Could there be bigger? Maybe. But we're doing better than ever."

Iverron
May 13, 2012

AZ poppin off today, boomer remover 2.0 has begun

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




NYT investigates a socialist hellhole recovering from corona

quote:

Starting pay for the humblest burger-flipper at McDonald’s in Denmark is about $22 an hour once various pay supplements are included. The McDonald’s workers in Denmark get six weeks of paid vacation a year, life insurance, a year’s paid maternity leave and a pension plan. And like all Danes, they enjoy universal medical insurance and paid sick leave.
...
Abu Sayeed knew that Americans working in fast food don’t do so well. “I heard about the movement,” he said, trying to remember its name. “Fight for something. Fight for $20? What was it?”

“Fight for $15,” I explained. “They want $15 an hour.”

There was an awkward silence. He nodded sympathetically. Then he tried not to sound condescending.

“I feel for them,” he said earnestly of American workers at McDonald’s. “We are from the same brand.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/08/opinion/us-denmark-economy.html

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


shovelbum posted:

reminder that chuds on average are richer/happier/live longer

not anymore!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

reminder that chuds on average are richer/happier/live longer
Have you hugged your wife yet today?

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

buildings are way more important than people

i feel like we'd run out of buildings that would be capable of 2996 deaths per day at some point you know it'd just sort of run it's course like herd immunity but with planes

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

lol if anybody thinks they would announce it if the president tested positive instead of just lying about it

trump had a mini stroke or heart attack and had to be rushed to behtesda, and they claimed it was a 2 part physical. that was like 4 years ago though.

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


jisforjosh posted:

i feel like we'd run out of buildings that would be capable of 2996 deaths per day at some point you know it'd just sort of run it's course like herd immunity but with planes

i reckon planes would run out first. can't be that many big ones that can take out a building

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


Durf posted:

NYT investigates a socialist hellhole recovering from corona


https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/08/opinion/us-denmark-economy.html

one thing i think you guys really should do is end tipping culture, it's just so hosed up. Does any other country pay waiters mostly though tipping?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I mean, I wouldn't complain about getting some ice water.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


shovelbum posted:

reminder that chuds on average are richer/happier/live longer

Modern chuds as we understand them haven't really been around long enough to verify that.

The chud hallmark, if there is one, is being constantly enraged about the libs doing this or that, and constant anger isn't good for you.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol I give up on discussing this poo poo with people off this site. Some guy is trying to tell me that this peaked four weeks ago according to these numbers: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm

He, uh ..... he didn't read any of the text on that page at all, didn't he?


The fuckin' IHME was pushing a similar story for a while as well, their model had shown that the peak was going to be somewhere around April 15 and by god they were going to stick with that, and they kept updating their graph to say "[X] DAYS SINCE PEAK PROJECTED DEATHS"

They suddenly stopped doing that a few days ago :v:
https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Good explanation of who the Trump aide positive for coronavirus is.

quote:

The valet is a member of the Navy, said a person familiar with the situation. The Navy regularly details personnel to work at the White House in a variety of positions to take care of the president's daily needs, like serving meals, bringing him beverages throughout the day and ensuring that his clothes are ironed and his shoes are shined

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
finally, we've come full circle and answered my most pressing question about the Trump administration: just who was it who was supposed to bring him a Coke when he pressed the red button on his desk

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

lol if you joined the navy to serve your country and are now scrubbing skidmarks out of dear leader's tighty-whiteys

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
imagine joining the navy only to be assigned as Donald trump's personal butler and dick sucker

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OzgHrGxpxE

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/cogitatotomato/status/1258501727734558720

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Soldier, you're stationed in Donald Trump's bedroom

Godspeed

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1258827554787659782?s=19
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1258826906117591041?s=19

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Okay I can see this happening after years down the line but saying that it's going to happen by August is insane.

august? poo poo, I think america will have shrugged and accepted 4k deaths per day by like july

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Modern chuds as we understand them haven't really been around long enough to verify that.

The chud hallmark, if there is one, is being constantly enraged about the libs doing this or that, and constant anger isn't good for you.

follow your leader *breitbart.jpg*

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1258828360270176256?s=19

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


WampaLord posted:

https://twitter.com/VadaCallisto/status/1258563659892166656

can't wait till "smoke weed everyday" becomes official health policy

Id volunteer for that study

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

the Millers!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

shovelbum posted:

i cant tell if ur being sarcastic or not bc tb is a weird thing in that we beat it back a lot but a lot of it is hella drug resistant now and in the US since it spreads in prisons and homeless shelters no one gives a gently caress

I was being sarcastic in response to the suggestion that everyone should just give up and go get the roni since we haven’t 100% stopped tb because it’s just such a fuckin dumb idea.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

fits my needs posted:

the Millers!

They’re liches, they can’t actually die from it but now I think this means they have a death cloud attack

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Everything's coming up Roni.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

Stephen Miller getting coronavirus is pretty high on my wishlist ngl

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




ArmZ posted:

trump had a mini stroke or heart attack and had to be rushed to behtesda, and they claimed it was a 2 part physical. that was like 4 years ago though.


"Some people" have a heart attack...

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

eric ciaramella posted:

imagine joining the navy only to be assigned as Donald trump's personal butler and dick sucker

This is America, no joke, they are lining up to do it. It's a real honor.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Zil posted:

Id volunteer for that study

cool, enjoy your CBD mouthwash

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1258828047471476737?s=20

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