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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

karmicknight posted:

Bix making less than SA is the real loving cold move.

Turns out it costs a lot of money to get J-Ru to write those fake WWE summaries that make the product look bad

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
you've done it now bix. the jig is up.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Web Jew.0 posted:

I actually got into an argument with a guy on wreddit
:thunk:

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





so if SA made $12k and there's like 180k folks on the forum then that's uhhh seven cents a person

hey lowtax, where the gently caress's my seven cents

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Everyone gets paid equally but some people get paid more equally than others

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Venomous posted:

so if SA made $12k and there's like 180k folks on the forum then that's uhhh seven cents a person

hey lowtax, where the gently caress's my seven cents

I think all the money went to avatar changes for the Triangulo de la Muerte gangtag, that's why it's under PR and advertising.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lowtax implement UBI

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

you've done it now bix.

You've gone and made a big mistake, and I can't allow you to think you can just walk away.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Holy loly I touched the poop and now I'm in too deep

https://twitter.com/ChrispyCruiser/status/1258772810517921792

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Rarity posted:

Everyone gets paid equally but some people get paid more equally than others

Lowtax was going to spread it to everyone, but the mod and admin staff insisted on keeping it for themselves and he didn't have the spine to stand up to them.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

MRT you've done it again

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
I'm sorry.
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258800333041668098

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Bix you shoulda let that ride for another day or two then squashed it

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Boooooooooo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Taking off my Bix Shirt to reveal a Wade Keller shirt.

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



coconono posted:

Taking off my Bix Shirt to reveal a Wade Keller shirt.

WHAT'S COCOA NANA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
Chris Cruise is a 61 year old white man in 2020, he absolutely can be that gullible, I would not bet against it for any thing.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I just love that it's MRT's tweets that keep making these people go even more insane than usual

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

That pic needs to make its way to Wreddit

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
for what its worth there's a four page thread on the Observer Board full of people going after the WWE Mark that created that image which is hilarious

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

JUNGLE BOY posted:

That pic needs to make its way to Wreddit

I really need this pic to get to SCJerk before it becomes apparent that it's a goof.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Bix you shoulda let that ride for another day or two then squashed it

The people who are in deep won't believe him anyway

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Bix you shoulda let that ride for another day or two then squashed it

Ah, but you see, he didn't squash it to the paranoid, conspiracy theorist brain. "You can't possibly be this gullible" could just as easily be read as "of course this is real! mwah hah hah hah hah!" or "You can't possibly be this gullible to think they can buy me off for so little. Add a zero to all of these amounts."


Rarity posted:

The people who are in deep won't believe him anyway

Or this.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


You're so loving good at this holy poo poo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
While I prefer to maintain things are real and let myself look really stupid and oblivious to get people more angry or to believe deeper, it is also OK to mock your enemies for being gullible and take a victory lap.

A Russo fan quote tweeted it to him but deleted the tweet, which might have sent off a fun chain reaction there.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

How the gently caress did Chris Cruise get past "internet notary" and keep going

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bix, you're wonderful, never change

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1258802593658257408

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/1983jayson/status/1258843444891566081

https://twitter.com/1983jayson/status/1258844753933852672

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011


What the gently caress is this psychopath?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

MRT out here reminding us that nearly a 3rd of all english speakers will gladly smack the button that says DO NOT TOUCH just to see the alarm light spin.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I really like these replies:

https://twitter.com/FracksSake/status/1258844918132297728
https://twitter.com/FracksSake/status/1258854548363329536

Great loving work on this.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I thought that was really dumb at first but I've got to admit, incredible honeypot.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The twitter name apparently didn't tip them off either so that's funny too

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Bad news everyone it's fake.

https://twitter.com/RealAlSnowsHead/status/1258879512349233153

https://twitter.com/RealAlSnowsHead/status/1258880282171781123

https://twitter.com/RealAlSnowsHead/status/1258881075897663496

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
if that's what al snow has to deal with i don't blame him for going crazy

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

It was wrong of me to get my hopes up

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I can't tell what's funnier: the people who think it's real, or the people burying you for making a fake copy

Just layers upon layers.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Report him for being a fake account, that's not Al Snow's real head at all

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
To bring this thread full circle I have been informed by a source that this is a TNA Mecca poster.

https://twitter.com/Martytude/status/1258887226944937984

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm watching Al Snow's Head and Jimmy Havoc's Stapler yell at a stranger over an invoice that doesn't even involve them.

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