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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

nimby posted:

Project Orion but with fists. Detonate a series of nukes in your elbow to propel your fists faster towards the target.


Still end up missing Solomon David.

BIG O! BIG O BIG O BIG! O!

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



pseudorandom name posted:

The Thirty Cubit Spear missed it's intended target.

well as long as solomon holds still it'll be alright then

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Just create atomic blasts by cutting the atoms around you in half.

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL
My impression of that Thirty Cubit Spear is it could burn a hand-sized hole in just about anything in creation.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
How loving dare none of you link or quote the obvious answer yet :colbert:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B203twyaMfM

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Dr Subterfuge posted:

My impression of that Thirty Cubit Spear is it could burn a hand-sized hole in just about anything in creation.

My headcannon was that it continued into the void as a lightspeed hitscan deletion beam for eternity. Because Allison didn't realize that you need to tell the fires of creation to go back into their box once they're out in the open.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I think you are all missing something. Thermonuclear and fusion bombs don't work well but fission bombs are a constant cutting motion and are thus royal WMDs.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Neither fusion (Punching) nor fission (Cutting) are effective unless they are animated by a burning fragment of the Flame Eternal.

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



M_Gargantua posted:

My headcannon was that it continued into the void as a lightspeed hitscan deletion beam for eternity. Because Allison didn't realize that you need to tell the fires of creation to go back into their box once they're out in the open.

‘Lightspeed’ seems slow for the Thirty Cubit Spear (in the same sense that Aesma once picked up a black hole and hit someone with it, and then did the same with the universe they were both in).

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


YaketySass posted:

She's got to be presumed dead at this point, right?

both she and Zaid missing, last seen with a big assed sword and clearly traumatized, devil arm in sink, probably serious conspiracy grist to mill on

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1258885616454025217

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Time to start a religion.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Ultraroyalty is a Continuous Teambuilding Exercise.

Also has she ever been called Alice before?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
"Only one more title drop in the entire series." :ohdear:

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

pseudorandom name posted:

Ultraroyalty is a Continuous Teambuilding Exercise.

Also has she ever been called Alice before?

Zoss has called her Alice on at least one other occasion.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



pseudorandom name posted:

Ultraroyalty is a Continuous Teambuilding Exercise.

Also has she ever been called Alice before?

Zoss has called her Alice Un before, I think.

Zoss is telling her to start a popular uprising to stand up to the bullies keeping everything under their thumb. "What are they going to do, kill everyone?"

Zoss has probably not seen Ki Rata in action.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

nimby posted:

Zoss has probably not seen Ki Rata in action.

The Seven sit beneath Zoss's throne because they still fear him and his return.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

nimby posted:

Zoss has called her Alice Un before, I think.

Zoss is telling her to start a popular uprising to stand up to the bullies keeping everything under their thumb. "What are they going to do, kill everyone?"

Zoss has probably not seen Ki Rata in action.

I'm sure Zoss has seen Ki Rata and would have perfectly easily obliterated SolDave back in his day. But I feel like Solomon is going to get hosed up in a far worse manner.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Sneak preview of the ending of this comic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAf-mp4yYNU&t=61s

berenzen
Jan 23, 2012

Mark my words! This sword will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix! Cutting a path towards tomorrow! And that's Royalty! My sword is the sword...that creates the heavens!

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!
Forget about the past, I'm sure Zoss could punk Solomon right now if he chose too. That he chooses not to do so is probably part of the point, he can't fix stuff by just killing a couple of people. If that worked, he'd have done it already.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


"Alice" may be Zoss, correctly or incorrectly, calling attention to Yis, the Goddess of Substance, and drawing it away from Un, the God of Absence. This is probably a mix of Yis being more attuned to humanity, Zoss's desire that Allison be a creator more than a destroyer, and Zoss being a dumb-dumb who can blow up gods but can't learn names.


The King of Kings and Master of the Universe said "UNIONIZE!"

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!

Tulip posted:


The King of Kings and Master of the Universe said "UNIONIZE!"

Solidarity forever!

I mean, god is basically a union in this universe.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Allison now knows the truth: she is chosen as Zoss' heir, no matter what others may think.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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She also knows that Strength is gained not through sole victory, but collective one.

I also love Zoss atop the wheel.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Lemony posted:

Solidarity forever!

I mean, god is basically a union in this universe.


Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite,
Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might?
Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight?
For the YISUN makes us strong.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Ah, yep, he's definitely just a head on a golem body

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




shirts and skins posted:

I'm sure Zoss has seen Ki Rata and would have perfectly easily obliterated SolDave back in his day. But I feel like Solomon is going to get hosed up in a far worse manner.

He’d take one look at that public display of it and call it sloppy, amateur-hour poo poo before locking Solomon into experiencing time a thousand times slower than he could ever manage.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

I wonder whether Allison will end up voluntarily passing off the key to someone else, for them to pass off and so on.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Alison shall now nationalize the Key of Kings. Let the power of YISUN be a utility for all the sapients of the multiverse!

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




For real though, if this ends up with her somehow creating a ton of Keys that are just as equally powerful as the originals...

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

Begemot posted:

Sneak preview of the ending of this comic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAf-mp4yYNU&t=61s

Sure but lesbians.

Edit: And there's at least three of them

TacticalNecromancy
May 25, 2015

Seize the Arts of Division.

Zoss remains one of my favourite characters in this; especially now we know he's *learned* things.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


berenzen posted:

Mark my words! This sword will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix! Cutting a path towards tomorrow! And that's Royalty! My sword is the sword...that creates the heavens!

Royalty is a continuous drilling motion.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Tulip posted:

Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite,
Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might?
Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight?
For the YISUN makes us strong.
It is we who planted peach trees; built the guild halls where they trade;
Ate the worms, built the arena, every gold coin mint we've made;
Now we stand weak as the Angels enforce laws Michael laid;
But dear YISUN makes us strong.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Royalty is a continuous driling motion.

https://twitter.com/ejstrat/status/1236020018917171200?s=21

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



I scrolled quickly past the Twitter preview and saw this:



(Excellent page! Zoss really knows how to look ominous/towering)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Begemot posted:

Sneak preview of the ending of this comic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAf-mp4yYNU&t=61s

Domon Kashu is royalty

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

There Bias Two posted:

I wonder whether Allison will end up voluntarily passing off the key to someone else, for them to pass off and so on.

AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

Alison shall now nationalize the Key of Kings. Let the power of YISUN be a utility for all the sapients of the multiverse!

Regalingualius posted:

For real though, if this ends up with her somehow creating a ton of Keys that are just as equally powerful as the originals...

I feel like I wrote a comic about this once, for like a comics tournament or something.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

3 posted:

I feel like I wrote a comic about this once, for like a comics tournament or something.

It was a very good comic with a very good and wholesome end

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