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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

coconono posted:

Rat Tails. Not Even Once.

Full Disclosure: I had a 90s mullet.

My parents cut mine into a mullett when I was like 5. Where I'm from it was just a thing that happened to you whether you wanted it to or not. Lance's was a grown man making a choice though.

There are still mullets out there though like Theo Von and Morgan Wallen.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Mullets are always a choice. You can see what's happening. Kids have scissors.

But I may or may not have had a mushroom cut one unfortunate summer in the 90s.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Lance is a cool dude, I remember one time I cammed with Major Gunns (lol shutup) and asked what it was like in back, were all the wrestlers trying to gently caress you, and she told me yea except for Lance and his friends, and that Lance was like her protector since he would have kicked the poo poo out of anyone who tried stuff with her, and that shockingly Gen. Erection was a gross creep

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

How did you end up camming with major gunns

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
She does webcamming on MFC or did like 3-4 years ago

I didn't know we'd end up talking about Lance storm while she dildo'd herself :laffo:

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Wasn't judging I was just curious. I guess I thought we were talking much further in the past than 3 or so years ago.

Somehow I don't remember anything about her.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I just wanted to know if Macho Man screams Oh Yeaaaaaaa when he cums

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Hirez posted:

I just wanted to know if Macho Man screams Oh Yeaaaaaaa when he cums

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Hirez posted:

I just wanted to know if Macho Man screams Oh Yeaaaaaaa when he cums

Well?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
oh yeaaaaaaaaaa she did not bang the macho man but he tried to have her join him and gorgeous gorge or some other girl in a threesome

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I woulda done it, but I can understand her reticence since even 'off' Randy Savage is volatile as poo poo.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
yea pretty sure everyone in the world knew macho man beat the poo poo out of elizabeth, but who cares oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Wangsucker 69
Feb 7, 2004

Shut up, you old bat.
There’s a thing brewing on Twitter with comedian Tom Segura, Ryan Satin, Baron Corbin and Ziggler involved so far. Tom made fun of wresting fans on his last podcast I guess. Your moms house fans and wresting Twitter should be an interesting/pathetic social media battle.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

blackshreds posted:

There’s a thing brewing on Twitter with comedian Tom Segura, Ryan Satin, Baron Corbin and Ziggler involved so far. Tom made fun of wresting fans on his last podcast I guess. Your moms house fans and wresting Twitter should be an interesting/pathetic social media battle.

I already had one guy correct me on social media like he's Joey Diaz's personal assistant. I started to get "would cut brake lines" vibes from him so I stopped responding.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Hirez posted:

yea pretty sure everyone in the world knew macho man beat the poo poo out of elizabeth, but who cares oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

The Dark Side of the Ring episode went real easy on the ole Macho Man

Wangsucker 69
Feb 7, 2004

Shut up, you old bat.

coconono posted:

I already had one guy correct me on social media like he's Joey Diaz's personal assistant. I started to get "would cut brake lines" vibes from him so I stopped responding.

Yeah this is probably best to observe and not participate as both fan bases can be a little aggro and psycho. That’s what I’m gonna do at least, maybe get some laughs out of it.

Edit: I’d post the tweets but I do not know how lol

Wangsucker 69 fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 9, 2020

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Seams posted:

The Dark Side of the Ring episode went real easy on the ole Macho Man

yeah you really don't hear a lot of nice stories about macho man. Its usually I said something macho and he almost killed me variety.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Macho was like all roid rage all the time

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/itsvedatime/status/1258914179781722114?s=20

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

coconono posted:

yeah you really don't hear a lot of nice stories about macho man. Its usually I said something macho and he almost killed me variety.

Strangely, I haven't heard too many bad things about his brother, Leaping Larry The Genius Poffo.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Is the trick a link to a patreon or onlyfans account

Everyone has one now and it makes me jealous I can't make money by being attractive

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

gently caress Covid 19

https://twitter.com/Tama_Tonga/status/1258912737805185026?s=19

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


Do not look at his last tweet unless you want to cry your eyes out.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

BrigadierSensible posted:

Strangely, I haven't heard too many bad things about his brother, Leaping Larry The Genius Poffo.

I don't trust the dude. He seems a bit off to me. And frankly all those guys were either doing, witnessing and/or helping cover something up.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

memories will keep you alive tibs. rest in peace.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

:(

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gumball Gumption posted:

Do not look at his last tweet unless you want to cry your eyes out.

ah jeez

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/starkmanjones/status/1258940802270724096?s=19

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

BrigadierSensible posted:

Strangely, I haven't heard too many bad things about his brother, Leaping Larry The Genius Poffo.

He seemed cool then he dug his head in the sand and stanned his brother in the Macho Man biopic when literally everybody else was talking about how paranoid and abusive he was.
But fine, Lanny basically owes his entire life to Randy. Expecting him to trash him is probably unreasonable.
Then there were words about him being homophobic/transphobic, which is a big yikes. Very sad. Hope I got some bad intel on that. Lanny was a favorite back in the day.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008


https://twitter.com/obeybrookes/status/1259041576656883713?s=21

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Mr. Carlisle posted:

How did you end up camming with major gunns

Not a major stretch when you consider she went into porn after the WWF bought out WCW, and her contract wasn't picked up.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/RighteousReg/status/1259156165268656129

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1259126028624171009

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Tanahashi is trying to break the internet, Val Venis style

https://twitter.com/tanahashi1_100/status/1259456671828459521

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




harperdc posted:

Tanahashi is trying to break the internet, Val Venis style

https://twitter.com/tanahashi1_100/status/1259456671828459521

Glad he isn't going the modern Val venis route

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Yeah, "break[ing] the internet Val Venis style" has different connotations in the year of our lord 2020.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

https://twitter.com/dirtydickinson/status/1259491979605487620?s=21

:]

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Nothing more endearing than a mom who wholeheartedly supports her wrestle son.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


blackshreds posted:

There’s a thing brewing on Twitter with comedian Tom Segura, Ryan Satin, Baron Corbin and Ziggler involved so far. Tom made fun of wresting fans on his last podcast I guess. Your moms house fans and wresting Twitter should be an interesting/pathetic social media battle.
I believe Segura called people who like wrestling “retarded” and made a crack about the Special Olympics, so pretty sure there’s a losing side to be on.

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
It also involves Dolph AND Corbin so they can all gently caress right off forever

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