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EvilHawk posted:Could someone explain how I should be acting when we're at a 4.1 compared to a 3.9? Should I tut if I see my neighbours in their front garden instead of their back? finally my teenage years reading pitchfork have brought about some benefit. 4.1 equates to 8.2 on a 0-10 scale, meaning the virus is about as powerful as Maddona's debut or a Pixies live album. 3.9 maps onto roughly the last Charli XCX album or the point where I stopped liking Do Make Say Think. I think the real time to panic is when it gets to the point when the virus would, if an album, reach the lauded point of Best New Music at about a 4.25 on the coronavirus scale. The virus at that point is all killer, no filler, and may do very interesting things with dubstep rhythms. Roughly we should adjust policy and social behaviour with a view to getting the virus to be about as affective as say, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz for at least a two-month period. I believe that should answer all your questions. e: 5.1 will be the point we reach on the alertness scale at around August probably Angepain fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 10, 2020 |
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If the alert system hasn't got a BIKINI STATE then I'm not interested tbh
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DesperateDan posted:If the alert system hasn't got a BIKINI STATE then I'm not interested tbh BIKINI BLACK SPECIAL was always my favourite
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Boris just nailed the UK on for 100k+ deaths by the end of the year. Maybe he's trying to beat David Cameron's high score?
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thespaceinvader posted:Did he specify anythign about schools? He said... Earliest of June 1st hopefully start to open primary schools and shops. Primary schools will start with reception, year 1 and year 6. Ambition that 'secondary pupils facing exams next year' (year 10 & 12) 'will get at least some time with their teachers before the holidays'. So I took from that that y7-9 won't be going back until September. Given the few students that are in at my high school are struggling to socially distance when there is only 4-5 in each year in, the idea that reception or year 1 students can socially distance is an absolute joke. I get the desire for year 6 to get some closure from primary school, say goodbye to friends and do something to help with what is a really hard transition to secondary. Pushing for reception and year 1 to go back is absolutely insane and I can only think that it is because it will allow parents to go to work. It is not about the safety of the children.
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20.12 received panicked all-company email from the COO telling us all not to come into the office tomorrow. Announcing this confused message on a Sunday evening was a stroke of genius.
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Conservative government any% deaths TAS 2020 [WR]
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Tory assisted speedrun
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XMNN posted:let me spend several minutes discoursing on R like I know what the gently caress I'm talking about, stress how important it is that R is below 1, explain that R is probably just below 1, and then relax the measures that are currently lowering R Butcher Boris posted:And last, we must make sure that any measures we take do not force the reproduction rate of the disease - the R - back up over one, so that we have the kind of exponential growth we were facing a few weeks ago. also loving lmao at describing briefing that the lockdown is going to be lifted, then briefing that it's not going to be lifted, then briefing that we will be asked to stay alert but not at home, then briefing that we will be asked to stay alert which actually means staying at home, then announcing that everyone has to go back to work at 7 pm on Sunday, as "careful steps" XMNN fucked around with this message at 20:38 on May 10, 2020 |
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Does anyone have a summary of the leaked labour report to hand? I know it’s going back a bit but a friend is asking and I can’t find anything besides articles dismissing it
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Octolady posted:Does anyone have a summary of the leaked labour report to hand? Novara had a decent article on it I think. E: Novara seems to have a lot of articles on it, actually https://novaramedia.com/2020/04/12/its-going-to-be-a-long-night-how-members-of-labours-senior-management-campaigned-to-lose/ OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 20:40 on May 10, 2020 |
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OwlFancier posted:Novara had a decent article on it I think. Novara were the ones who initially reported on it.
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Last I was told my warehouse won't even discuss reopening until June 1 but the work social network is already filling with loving bootlickers asking if we can please please reopen early since construction sites are staying open. Feel a bit sick. Tradies won't even pay attention to barriers I put up when I'm driving a forklift down an aisle I don't expect them to give half a gently caress about social distancing
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OwlFancier posted:Novara had a decent article on it I think. This is great, thank you!
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Family member who works in construction was recalled from furlough at the beginning of last week and told to plod into central London. He did, was immediately exposed to someone who tested positive the next day, and is now halfway through a 14-day isolation. So exciting news that more of this is being encouraged!
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At least announcing nothing in a really stupid way Is better than implementing full steam ahead grease the wheels of the economy with the blood of the poor like the papers and Javid and co wanted. Small blessings
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https://twitter.com/Archimbaldo/status/1259544201584414722?s=19
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Boris the butcher.
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Most copies of the full leaked labour report have disappeared offline but right now you can download it from here: https://static.miraheze.org/campaignlabwiki/a/a8/200329-Labour-Report-Final.pdf
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Ms Adequate posted:every day is the result of dipshit schemes piling into each other. I mean I don't I actually hate it, but I like this way of phrasing it a lot.
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/zarahsultana/status/1259557030336987136?s=21 It seems reductive to say she's trying hard to be AOC. She's a young woman. Let her be Zarah Sultana & hope she doesn't follow the TERF track.
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Cerv posted:20.12 received panicked all-company email from the COO telling us all not to come into the office tomorrow. Lol just had the same thing, we're desperately trying to share to all the work whatsapp groups
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Cerv posted:20.12 received panicked all-company email from the COO telling us all not to come into the office tomorrow. We got this also, probably just as well because I'm sure a few boomers would have turned up and demanded they be let in to the office.
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Blasmeister posted:At least announcing nothing in a really stupid way Is better than implementing full steam ahead grease the wheels of the economy with the blood of the poor like the papers and Javid and co wanted. Small blessings That's what they are doing, though? The only difference is that they've had to fall back on obfuscation instead of going on national loving TV and saying "why don't we just kill a bunch of folks?"
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The tube is going to be loving chaos tomorrow.
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Gonna be fun to watch the conflict between finance tories wanting number go up and actual businesses not wanting their staff to literally die on the job because that's unprofitable.
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Cerv posted:20.12 received panicked all-company email from the COO telling us all not to come into the office tomorrow. why mess with a winning formula??
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A non-insane approach would have been to publish proper guidance for business and public areas, give businesses time to study and make additional preparations and then pick a date where we just need to Be Alert so businesses announce to their staff what they're doing. But no, better roll it all out over a weekend.
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retrospectively lolling even harder at those articles about how post Corona/child #334 Boris is a changed man who understands what's really important in life
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... or just understands life :/ like how it works
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Guavanaut posted:I like this. OwlFancier posted:Conservative government any% deaths TAS 2020 [WR] Five Year Government Genocide Run
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https://twitter.com/LondonIWW/status/1259575815915876352?s=20 That there's no unions talking about a general strike right now really is the worst indictment possible of the contemporary labour movement & its complete refusal to put up a fight. Yeah, sure, it's illegal. Unions were illegal themselves once, didn't stop people organising together. If the only thing we can do to save lives is refusing to go to work then it's the moral thing to do. Anyway, now really is the time to join a union if you are in work, even with them often as limp as they are. And consider also joining the IWW for an actually radical option. And while I don't control the purse strings, if you are short of cash & unable to afford to join up that seems like the sort of thing the UKMT solidarity fund could help with? forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 21:21 on May 10, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/theAliceRoberts/status/1259552706345291776
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namesake posted:A non-insane approach would have been to publish proper guidance for business and public areas, give businesses time to study and make additional preparations and then pick a date where we just need to Be Alert so businesses announce to their staff what they're doing. I know, right?? I've got a friend who works for a local council and they're feeling great at having three whole days to reopen the sport facilities in parks and figure out how to ensure they're safe
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namesake posted:A non-insane approach would have been to publish proper guidance for business and public areas, give businesses time to study and make additional preparations and then pick a date where we just need to Be Alert so businesses announce to their staff what they're doing. It is insane that he just said 'be out the door headed to work literally 12 hours from now lol' with absolutely no other guidance available.
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Which were the unions proven to be complete shite by the labour leak?
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Lobster God posted:BIKINI BLACK SPECIAL was always my favourite Found ages back in a skip outside some old government offices getting gutted, now on my bedroom door.
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gently caress would hate to be working in an NHS COVID ward in early June
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