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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Like, none of these cameos have any actual purpose or narrative drive, they're just showing up and saying catchphrases out of the blue for no reason.

I know the how thing is supposed to be chaotic fun and all, and there are elements I really like, but the whole package is just so sloppily constructed, especially for something they had a month to edit.

this is pretty much it exactly

Like, half the reason the Boneyard and the Firefly Fun House matches worked was they were still actual contained, consistent stories taht centered on their performers and making them look good.

This is a cartoon that happens to have some wrestlers in it.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Vince just looks exhausted.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
‪This should have been like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and every wrestler gets eliminated by their vices.‬

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
Vince found that fossil in ANimal Crossing?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Like, none of these cameos have any actual purpose or narrative drive, they're just showing up and saying catchphrases out of the blue for no reason.

I know the how thing is supposed to be chaotic fun and all, and there are elements I really like, but the whole package is just so sloppily constructed, especially for something they had a month to edit.

literally all the freelance writing crew is furloughed and have been for a while now so this is just pure saturated internal WWE :lol:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Vince: I'm so loving old.......

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Genericide posted:

Vince looks like absolute poo poo. Holy hell.

The yellow Legal pad was him writing Shane out of his will.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Im going to the roof

Okay thats where youre all supposed to loving go you dipshit

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
good plan Corbin

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




THE ROOF

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Imagine going back to 2007 and showing somebody a video clip of Bryan Danielson and AJ Styles wandering into Vince McMahon's office.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Aphrodite posted:

She's a jobber, she's just there so they don't make someone they consider legit do those spots.

Oh kinda like Rey

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS

Genericide posted:

Vince looks like absolute poo poo. Holy hell.

He is like 75

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

Genericide posted:

Vince looks like absolute poo poo. Holy hell.

isnt vince like a notorious germ-a-phobe, like he probably is losing sleep to this virus

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Like, none of these cameos have any actual purpose or narrative drive, they're just showing up and saying catchphrases out of the blue for no reason.

I know the how thing is supposed to be chaotic fun and all, and there are elements I really like, but the whole package is just so sloppily constructed, especially for something they had a month to edit.

Seems like Vince finally saw Ready Player One

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Roof has a better theme than Seth

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jesus, Vince looks like he's dying. One can only hope.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
I honestly can't believe Vince actually uses anti-bacterial.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
I can't believe the camera work actually got worse when they got in the ring. Holy gently caress!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahahahahaha that press holy poo poo

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

Roof has a better theme than Seth

Seriously someone should get the roof theme because it's halfway decent

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1259652667699273728?s=21

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Did Nia loving botch a spot on a PRETAPE

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
Nia somehow botched a pre-recorded slam.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Is this going another 45?!

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

that was the best take of that press slam thing too

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




NIA NOOOO

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
We did 37 takes and that was the best one

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God, even edited that gorilla press slam by Nia looked so unimpressive.

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008

Brokenogre posted:

isnt vince like a notorious germ-a-phobe, like he probably is losing sleep to this virus

Seriously? Then why does he insist on this full contact sport to continue?1

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
So about 20 minutes of office building comedy, now we're gonna get about 40 minutes of stuff in the ring. Seems fair.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

How does one ring work? Also gently caress this music. Holy poo poo Trips.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


even pre-taped, nia's gorilla press slam looks like poo poo

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

are they going to play this music the whole time

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Typical WWE, buncha plants in the audience.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Nia manages to make a gorilla press slam look bad

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
OK so now they're just having a regular match except with worse camera work

Why did anyone get their hopes up for this

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The womens briefcase has a health insurance policy in it since Nias in the match

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

CarlCX posted:

are they going to play this music the whole time

Its wwe so yes.

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Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Nia needs to talk to whoever put literal saddlebags and an hourglass on her gear.

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