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May 8, 2020 23:53
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I hope he did eat that stupid horse
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Azuth0667 posted:I hope he did eat that stupid horse Horse: the gateway meat to cannibalism
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Azuth0667 posted:I hope he did eat that stupid horse I hope they both found where the sun rises and its actually Azz's party palace and they're doomed to party hard and take lots of drugs with the goatman and jael and the hot melachim who get down with mortals till the end of time.
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May 10, 2020 16:04
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We still haven't felt Igal die, on-screen at least, so if he's survived the last 6 months he might actually have enough experience surviving in the Grasslands to have a shot?
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Crazycryodude posted:We still haven't felt Igal die, on-screen at least, so if he's survived the last 6 months he might actually have enough experience surviving in the Grasslands to have a shot? He's going to come back hella-jacked and with a herd of horses that don't die the minute they step into Ur.
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Man, Enkidel's memory is terrifying to think about. He remembers Igal's dad, and the lunch he ate on the day he first met Igal's grandfather, and the lunch Asahel ate on the day Igal was born. He can immediately recall that information on demand. Weirdo. Weeeeiiiiiirrrrddooooo.
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It's only the lunches he remembers though. With the strength of HUNGER you can remember dinners and breakfast and snacks too
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Slaan posted:It's only the lunches he remembers though. With the strength of HUNGER you can remember dinners and breakfast and snacks too With HUNGER, wouldn't it all be one meal that neither began nor ends?
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Slaan posted:It's only the lunches he remembers though. With the strength of HUNGER you can remember dinners and breakfast and snacks too Five hundred and sixty three days ago we had food (three loaves of bread, a dozen eggs and a bucket of orange juice), then more food (eight beef sandwiches and five handfuls of fried potato), then more food (half a roasted sheep). This was in Acco and between all that some poo poo happened with some giants and a big flame. Oh, and the sandwich had pickles on it.
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Outrail posted:Five hundred and sixty three days ago we had food (three loaves of bread, a dozen eggs and a bucket of orange juice), then more food (eight beef sandwiches and five handfuls of fried potato), then more food (half a roasted sheep). This was in Acco and between all that some poo poo happened with some giants and a big flame. Oh, and the sandwich had pickles on it. In an alternate playthrough, Enkidel somehow becomes a food blogger.
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Yafa was the best and I hope somehow her next child breaks free of its pen and crosses the length of Ur just to find us, somehow immune to Ur's anti-horse field.
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May 10, 2020 23:51
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Sure but anybody who really knows him shouldn't be surprised, she's a very smart horse
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MinistryofLard posted:Yafa the horse outsmarted Enkidel. People who know of Enkidel: Wow! That's amazing! People who know Enkidel: I once watched him mix a Jello packet in his mouth. Outsmarting him is not a high bar to clear.
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Enkidel is definitely smarter than a horse. But not necessarily every horse.
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Crazycryodude posted:Enkidel is definitely smarter than a horse. But not necessarily every horse. Enkidel got stuck in a door.
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A friend sent a link to this thread in January, and I've been reading ever since. Finally caught up on all 500+ pages of Diog's posts! What an adventure, I'm glad Enki isn't dead yet so I can vote. Worst decision: Toss up between Billy and Chait. I understand wanting to prove you don't have to breathe, but those consequences were awful. And Azzazel still hasn't forgiven us  . Chait is whatever, we're going to Seir in a few years (right??) it was just dumb since we could have literally said nothing and it would have ben fine because we didn't kill the woman.Crackpot theory: This is a hard one, since I only read Diog's posts I don't know what's been discussed or debunked or is otherwise common knowledge. El is the one true God, of course. The Mountain is a giant soulstone that powers El's ominpotence/power over Ur. We could one day be like Amos and Amok, if we bide our time and get some El-damned answers about the world from the aliens or Earth mother or anyone since Ish ain't gonna say poo poo. I've missed a ton of artwork, I'm sure. Carine Tools still cracks me up thinking about it. Goons, what have I missed in the last 6.66k pages? CloFan fucked around with this message at 03:30 on May 12, 2020 |
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Apparently that El is real, and strong, and our friend. (Eh maybe not that last part) E: DAVID I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU
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CloFan posted:Crackpot theory: This is a hard one, since I only read Diog's posts I don't know what's been discussed or debunked or is otherwise common knowledge. El doesn't exist, of course, but we can't let anyone else know we know that. The Mountain is a giant soulstone that powers Ea's ominpotence/power over Ur. We could one day be like Amos and Amok, if we bide our time and get some El-damned answers about the world from the aliens or Earth mother or anyone since Ish ain't gonna say poo poo. El is real. We've been personally rebuked by him before for making inappropriate sacrifices and for praying for the Orm. Other stuff has happened too, but anyway the idea that there isn't an El or Ea or El-Ea or whatever is crazy talk given everything we've seen. The rest of it sounds as plausible as any of the other weird poo poo we think up and can't confirm.
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John_A_Tallon posted:El is real. We've been personally rebuked by him before for making inappropriate sacrifices and for praying for the Orm. Other stuff has happened too, but anyway the idea that there isn't an El or Ea or El-Ea or whatever is crazy talk given everything we've seen. The rest of it sounds as plausible as any of the other weird poo poo we think up and can't confirm. Or someone wearing the El suit rebuked us.
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Right, maybe the point is semantics but the religion is a sham unless we talk about a heretical leanings via grouptext in case they're reading our mind
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The mask is the face. Even if you're willing to entertain this obviously fake concept, by wearing the "El mask" whoever is "underneath" has destroyed whatever attributes they may have had and assumed only El attributes. Can't act or even think as not-El or everyone would know, all the beings at that level can tell from your metabrain hyperwaves. El is El in a utilitarian sense that he does only El-stuff. But also in his substance, not merely in his image, as if someone were trying to fake it. If some being could in any way pretend to be El how could it have any similarity to "a fox, but a god?" Even "the ideal trickster" couldn't cut it. The only thing that could be big and powerful enough to pretend to be El would literally be El by virtue of this incredible might and spiritual hugeness.
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CloFan posted:A friend sent a link to this thread in January, and I've been reading ever since. Finally caught up on all 500+ pages of Diog's posts! What an adventure, I'm glad Enki isn't dead yet so I can vote. We seriously considered jerking off a goat and drinking our dog's piss. Voting to freeze the gebebans undergorund in a stasis chamber was considered. Judas thread?
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Polgas posted:You've missed multiple instances of arguing again and again over chait, indor, sandwhiches, breathing and all the other greatest hits. Actually, we should get a toc for the mini cyoas and possibly the various vignettes too.
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Someone post the artwork of Enkidel drinking dog piss, please 
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Lmao @ the amazing stein. The prefect vessel when getting trashed on American macrobrews, I really gotta get my poo poo together for this next snulsmas. This upcoming snusmas involves hexafluorosilicic acid unless I get someone on team hunger. Maybe even then I'll still need it we'll see. Shellfish allergies could really blow the deal. Also reiterating tree cyoa was probably my fav, that was a really good one. Post the other mspaint of us drinking dog piss, there's at least one other lol
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I really gotta get my poo poo together for this next snulsmas. Same.
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Polgas posted:You've missed multiple instances of arguing again and again over chait, indor, sandwhiches, breathing and all the other greatest hits. We should really reestablish relations with Indor or at least Puabi. We should marry Puabi.
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super sweet best pal posted:We should really reestablish relations with Indor or at least Puabi. We should marry Puabi. jackie_chan_wtf_face.tiff
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super sweet best pal posted:We should really reestablish relations with Indor or at least Puabi. We should marry Puabi. Yeah
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super sweet best pal posted:We should really reestablish relations with Indor or at least Puabi. We should marry Puabi. Yeah!
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Let's play gently caress marry eat: Puabi Indor Jael The correct answer is Eat, to all
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