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COVID-420 posted:spooks spend all day strategizing about how to do hosed Up poo poo. they're more than dece at it. they have unlimited budget and some of the best brains in the business. trust me, they'll shoot first. they really aren't better at it than marketing companies.
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:5G mind control is real lmao like 5g could hold a candle to the mind destroying powers of facebook and twitter dot com Admiral Ray posted:they really aren't better at it than marketing companies. they literally are marketing companies.... Burson Cohn & Wolf did PR for the bhopal disaster and the argentine military dictatorship but they also do PR for colgate toothpaste , it's all the same COVID-420 has issued a correction as of 18:30 on May 11, 2020 |
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Admiral Ray posted:lol if this disease didn't start in/near Wuhan. i mean if it didn't, why would it be the first most badly affected area?
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mila kunis posted:Apparently the virus was in France as early as November: This seems wierd to me because this thing rips through nursing homes, if nothing else. If it was around all the way back then why did it not spread like it is now?
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mila kunis posted:i mean if it didn't, why would it be the first most badly affected area? yeah it wouldn't make sense, it'd just be a perfect repeat of the Spanish Flu.
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May 11, 2020 18:31
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Wolf is not messing around can’t wait to see every state having their own little civil wars when the balk happens
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Zotix posted:Jesus, some of you will hate on anything just to do it. jerry was objectively funnier than ben
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Thoguh posted:This seems wierd to me because this thing rips through nursing homes, if nothing else. If it was around all the way back then why did it not spread like it is now? it may take a while to reach the critical mass necessary for rapid spread, or it could be that people are falsely identifying the case: The South China Post posted:The November case was identified by the hospital’s medical imaging department after carrying out a retrospective study on about 2,500 chest scans performed between November 1 and April 30. I dunno how much I'd trust this. COVID-420 posted:they literally are marketing companies.... right, which is why the air force or whatever isn't better at it. they have access to the same people in private industry that do this poo poo. it's not spooks, it's marketers. i'm just opposed to the idea that the US has like 10,000 highly trained social media agents in a bunker obfuscating things. it's nothing so nefarious because it's just the regular kind of marketing business.
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Thoguh posted:This seems wierd to me because this thing rips through nursing homes, if nothing else. If it was around all the way back then why did it not spread like it is now? The initial spreaders were probably global travelers, who tend to be younger and in better condition. Germany's first mass outbreak was seeded by people who went to Northern Italy and Austria to ski
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Admiral Ray posted:right, which is why the air force or whatever isn't better at it. they have access to the same people in private industry that do this poo poo. it's not spooks, it's marketers. i'm just opposed to the idea that the US has like 10,000 highly trained social media agents in a bunker obfuscating things. it's nothing so nefarious because it's just the regular kind of marketing business. all white-collar work is obfuscating things at its core, the truths of the world are visible to any worker and so he must be kept blind lmao
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Thoguh posted:This seems wierd to me because this thing rips through nursing homes, if nothing else. If it was around all the way back then why did it not spread like it is now? sometimes we just dodge a bullet like this  we dodged a fuckin claymore munition with ebola
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Wolf is not messing around get em Tommy
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facetoucher cat posted:I had to pick up a couple prescriptions and discovered that doggie daycare is essential p much all pet stuff is essential everywhere, there was a story about a petsmart or something getting a huge shipment of new hamsters and guinea pigs and poo poo and people coming in to just hang out and see the essential animals to where the workers hid them behind signs
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I just realized colleges absolutely can and will open up. Unlike k-12 those kids aren't going to see their parents til thanksgiving. Profs can do their lectures remotely, TAs just eat poo poo and get infected too Everyone will have it by Halloween , burn out, few diabetics die and that's that There's no state budgets , these schools absolutely are gonna open up and get away with it. Worst case you eliminate some tenured profs
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shovelbum posted:p much all pet stuff is essential everywhere, there was a story about a petsmart or something getting a huge shipment of new hamsters and guinea pigs and poo poo and people coming in to just hang out and see the essential animals to where the workers hid them behind signs Here in Pennsylvania you've been free to go hang out at Walmart to your heart's content for as long as you've wanted. poo poo never really shut down and all the "reopen XYZ" stuff seems to really just be talking about restaurants.
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shovelbum posted:p much all pet stuff is essential everywhere, there was a story about a petsmart or something getting a huge shipment of new hamsters and guinea pigs and poo poo and people coming in to just hang out and see the essential animals to where the workers hid them behind signs Because telecommunications stuff is essential every cell phone shop and cell phone accessories shop had their doors wide open and there's one every 50 feet in some places
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Here in Pennsylvania you've been free to go hang out at Walmart to your heart's content for as long as you've wanted. poo poo never really shut down and all the "reopen XYZ" stuff seems to really just be talking about restaurants. yeah same in NC
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/MonmouthPoll/status/1259861060758233090 I guess some people if given a little time to think about it decide that it would probably be fine for their families to die.
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May 11, 2020 18:49
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brugroffil posted:has there been any uptick in suicide in 6 weeks corona-chan beat last year's total toll from suicide and ejected it from the top ten causes of death
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May 11, 2020 18:49
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hmm what's that smell https://twitter.com/passantino/status/1259899417202589697
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In any given year, around 37K people die from car crashes. Roni just about doubled that in April.
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mad.radhu posted:looks like being armed is part of what is causing them to get what they want, interesting!  the second a non-White group or leftist group tries this the National Guard would be mobilized and the protestors would be mowed down in a hail of gunfire while MSNBC says this is fine because they were extremists trying to use force to get what they want
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Coronavirus maybe kills people but it also prevents suicide and auto accidents. Start talking about both sides of the virus.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:
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Flesh Forge posted:hmm what's that smell so pointless working your peeps to the bone, people aren't even buying/driving cars they're just going to sit in the garage
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I’m surprised they haven’t proposed forcing all meat factory employees to live in the factory to prevent bringing the virus in Workers go in. Meat comes out. You don't want to explain that.
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May 11, 2020 18:53
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Flesh Forge posted:hmm what's that smell Is that the NUMMI factory they purchased from Toyota? The factory that they hosed up by insisting on reinventing the car manufacturing wheel? The one that was making over 430K cars a year in 2006, but can't hit a third of that now?
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Cross posting from the China thread https://twitter.com/PIIE/status/1259846727949058050 quote:First, the Chinese authorities’ terrible initial handling of the pandemic, and in particular their catastrophic suppression of the truth about the COVID-19 outbreak in Wuhan, has called the regime’s legitimacy and competence into question. After all, the social contract looks less attractive if the state cannot guarantee citizens’ basic wellbeing, including life itself. I hope they're doing OK over there, the poor savages 
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Thoguh posted:This seems wierd to me because this thing rips through nursing homes, if nothing else. If it was around all the way back then why did it not spread like it is now?
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Flesh Forge posted:hmm what's that smell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYs-0EO0ts&t=16s
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Pet stores are essential the same as hardware stores. People just are incapable of not being dumbfucks and actually limiting themselves to essential trips, and instead just go browse with the whole family, increasing risks for themselves, the employees, and the people who actually need to be there to get pet food and poo poo.
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Thoguh posted:Pet stores are essential the same as hardware stores. People just are incapable of not being dumbfucks and actually limiting themselves to essential trips, and instead just go browse with the whole family, increasing risks for themselves, the employees, and the people who actually need to be there to get pet food and poo poo. Should've been pickup by extremely limited appointment only.
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ironically, interruptions to the food supply will increase public health because obesity rates will go down because. Americans eat twice as much as average
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ArmZ posted:ironically, interruptions to the food supply will increase public health because obesity rates will go down because. Americans eat twice as much as average I've lost a good ten lbs in the past two months
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Flesh Forge posted:hmm what's that smell https://twitter.com/davidzinn/status/1259900593788923905?s=19 Intel's facilities are already under investigation for what would be minor issues compared to this... They're going to get fined so much lol lmao if he thinks they have more sway/money than Intel
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Is that the NUMMI factory they purchased from Toyota? The factory that they hosed up by insisting on reinventing the car manufacturing wheel? The one that was making over 430K cars a year in 2006, but can't hit a third of that now? lol yeah. same one that elon hosed up a deal with Union Pacific so badly that they tore out the rail spur there.
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shovelbum posted:Should've been pickup by extremely limited appointment only. It’s incredible to me how many people are baffled by the idea of shopping using pickup or delivery. If you need a wrench you should have a general idea of what kind of wrench and order or request it without having to go in a store and rub your face on every wrench first.
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