1stGear posted:

There's an extra level of Internet Lore you have to know to get this post, but god its so good

Friend posted:

I guess that's why I don't get it?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

dee eight posted:

add the sketches plz

dee eight posted:

add the sketches plz

minato posted:

Is it Denver, Deinver, or Demver?

minato posted:

Is it Denver, Deinver, or Demver?

Dixville posted:

My grandad was a cop. I think about that sometimes when i see people posting poo poo like "kill all cops" my grandad was cool gat dangit

Piss Meridian posted:

My great grandad was a german cop In the thirties (really high position by the time he retired) and I hate all the ACAB poo poo. I didn't see much of him before he died since he retired in South America but I bet he would have had a bunch of fascinating stories

Straight White Shark posted:

We had better leave really detailed and thorough records of exactly what has befallen our people so that our descendants will retain the memory of our downfall.

*scrawls SEA PEOPLE on a tablet, calls it a day*

OMFG FURRY posted:

*writes erotic fan fiction on clay tablets, safe in the knowledge that if he were to die at war, the rains would wash everything away*

*entire village catches fire, all that remains are clay tablets, dies of dysentery*

marshmallow creep posted:

Mods, change my name to Hypnotically Caucasian.

BrianBoitano posted:

it already is

Absurd Alhazred posted:

well why not posted:

i'm ready to drop this in favour of lolling at reddit, but LMFAO that "not being fried pre-sliced cheese" or "not being bread-themed cake" is somehow pretentious. I don't expect everyone to eat like GOOP but that waffle house food is disgusting HFCS slop.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

“I’m ready to drop this,” I exclaim as I continue this. “We can be done now that I’ve gotten the last word.”

“Also, it’s important to know that I am not being pretentious,” I lol pretentiously as I say more pretentious things.

Dixville posted:

Isn't it rear end in a tophat? Wait i think that's rear end in a top hat. I need to log out and read this
Piss
poo poo
gently caress
oval office
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
rear end in a top hat

Hmmmmm

Milo and POTUS posted:

My god... I've never seen someone sign their post eight times

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Man, the lurking filters. I kinda miss those. Well, except friend of the family, I spent a while trying to figure out what that could be a filter for and was quite distressed when I learned what it was.

Dixville posted:

Wait what is it?

Tei posted:

I describe my job to other people has writter. Writter of some unholy horrible texts that nobody human can understand, but writter.

Already replaced in my vocabulary "Fixing code" for "massaging"... if only to drop the pretense I leave behind better code than I found (but thats the idea).

I feel sorry for every line of code I have written, and personally responsable. The day I die, I will feel like having commit the perfect crime. Other suckers will have to maintain my code. HA. I win.

Being a programmer is like being a snake, and leaving behind millions of childrens, snakes in the grass. Every line of code a snake you fathered.

Griefor posted:

"Friend of the family" kind of sounds like a euphemism a homophobe would use for a same sex significant other. So that they can refer to them without acknowledging that they are part of the family. You know, like how they use roommate.

Phlegmish posted:

lol

I love Tei, his posts are made all the better by the English being slightly wonky.

Antivehicular posted:

I believe it was the n-word

sebmojo posted:

wouldn't a homophobe use a ruder word

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1259895112152293377
This campaign just keeps getting better and better. Just try and imagine how insane it will be by November. You can't.

Powered Descent posted:

Hatsune MeToo

verbal enema posted:

where the gently caress are you people getting all this rape from

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://twitter.com/bheater/status/1259927864742424583

MizPiz posted:

Everytime I see this, I can't help but imagine it as a themed restaurant.

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

It’s a big arcade with pizza and rollerblades and a climbing wall and black light minigolf, but you can only watch your friends play.

Pirate Radar posted:

I didn’t know about “friend of the family”, is that new since I registered or did I just never see that word used in a post before I had an account?

Thinking about permabanned poster friendofthefamilystomper58...

Oxxidation posted:

he posted recently that he's from spain, which was a shame because i'd spent ages imagining all his posts in a dolorous eastern european accent

Sleeveless posted:

evergreen post

Bonaventure posted:

I’m sorry are there seriously multiple people on this page going to bat for the CCP

canyoneer posted:

If this experience has taught us anything, it's to stay away from bats in the PRC

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Spain is the Eastern Europe of Western Europe tbh

Wingnut Ninja posted:

It's only a lynching if it originates from the Lynchburg region, otherwise it's technically a sparkling murder mob.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Not if they're trying to be polite to your face, like people in the South saying "bless your heart" when what they really mean is "gently caress you sideways".