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Okay, so maybe I just hate Burger King? I had a meat sandwich of some kind in Korea and I remember the bun was the consistency of a yoga mat. I can't tell if it's eating a hole in my guts or if it's just my period arriving, but either way, THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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# ? May 12, 2020 14:57 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Okay, so maybe I just hate Burger King? I had a meat sandwich of some kind in Korea and I remember the bun was the consistency of a yoga mat. That's Subway's speciality
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Iron Crowned posted:That's Subway's speciality Oh, poo poo, I remember that. Supposedly it's been phased out now. What I mostly think about when I think of Subway is that my friend who used to work there always smelled like that quick-rise vomit bread, and she said that there were holes in the gloves so the pickle juice would get in and then finger cooties would mix with the pickle juice.
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:00 |
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you didn't let the beyond-burg properly off-gas before consuming? Did you even read the hazmat placard before you purchased it? It clearly states 4/4/4/
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:05 |
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I had a beyond burger from Backyard Burgers, I think, and it was ok, just had that sort of weird extra seasoning a lot of plant-based burgers get, like they add cumin or something in there and I don't know why because meat doesn't taste like that, at all. Maybe that's what's loving you up? The impossible burger from Red Robin was better, tasted more like a burger but not really like meat if that makes sense. Like the diet Dr. Pepper of burgers. You can tell it's not the same but it's fine anyway. Anyway, the best plant based substitute I've ever had was the cauliflower tempura from P.F. Chang's. I don't even really like cauliflower but I could eat them all day, every day. They were legit better than fried chicken chunks, if you're comparing fried things to fried things.
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:16 |
Every since I was a kid I remember Burger King's burgers tasting weird and "off" I would be all excited going in there after like a soccer game or something, "oh boy, burgers! There's a Burger King!" And then we'd get it and it would be ... um ... not right Then the memory would fade with time, and a year later I would again think "Oh hey, there's a Burger King, that might hit the spot!" and the same thing would happen again. "That tastes ... uh ... kinda wrong" Something like 15 years went by at one point in my life between these BK incidents, and yet the most recent one happened once again exactly the same way, I like nostalgia making me feel like I'm 10 again but not like this ... not like this
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:17 |
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My parents love Burger King, so every road trip, we'd have Burger King
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:20 |
https://twitter.com/ephwinslow/status/1260195142725754880?s=21
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:20 |
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My dad also has this weird impression that the only reason I like one version of food over another is that I should just add sugar.
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:22 |
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"I mean, there's absolutely no chance this is going to work. Absolutely none." How can a person live and breath yet be so terminally incompetent? e, Holy poo poo the rest of the cook is incredible: quote:The little pillow now mostly built, he pours more sugar on top of it and then produces the top half of a bun, which he hollows out, places it on top of the rest of whatever the hell this thing is, and…begins burning the top of the bun with the giant novelty lighter. “I’m just gonna do the initials.…” LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 15:42 on May 12, 2020 |
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Holy poo poo, it's a good thing he's cute.
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:39 |
The entire article is a loving trip. This guy just accidentally became a celebrity and doesn't give a poo poo.quote:Pattinson: Yesterday I was just googling, I was going on YouTube to see how to microwave pasta. [laughs]
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# ? May 12, 2020 15:58 |
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It's a shame he became known for the Twilight series because he would probably be up there with Keanu for internet love if it'd been something else.
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:07 |
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chitoryu12 posted:The entire article is a loving trip. This guy just accidentally became a celebrity and doesn't give a poo poo.
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:12 |
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I've been a vegetarian since 2003, and Burger King was the first major fast food joint to release a veggie burger. The first iteration was but honestly, it was enough to hit the spot and as a teen, it was something that helped me feel "normal" because I could eat a burger like the rest of the team. Mostly it just felt like they put 2x the amount of mayo to cover up the taste. They later released a better version and now have the Impossible Whopper in the states which is halfway decent. Still, I prefer a black bean burger or something that isn't trying to pretend to be meat. It is much easier to be vegetarian now. Back then, this was about the only fake meat that I could find: And it was pretty awful. It was all like vegetarian spam, just shaped differently.
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:16 |
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https://twitter.com/YoniFreedhoff/s...ingawful.com%2F
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:19 |
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Now, for some severe food abuse. Also, don't use freshly cooked rice for your fried rice, damnit. https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ei1FUo4lM/?igshid=10l1x0tavuk8l E: deleted being lovely d3lness has a new favorite as of 16:47 on May 12, 2020 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Holy poo poo, it's a good thing he's cute. wtf are you talking about this is why he's cute
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Pomp posted:wtf are you talking about this is why he's cute I laughed so hard when he said he stopped bathing to keep Twihards away. (And I felt pretty bad for him!)
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:42 |
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If you don't mayo-load, pre and post, you'll never get gainz.
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# ? May 12, 2020 16:55 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Frozen meals tell you to leave it in the microwave for 1-3 minutes so you can't sue them for steam burns. No you let food rest to make sure everything has come to an even temperature. The instructions on the package are because people that understand the concept generally aren't eating microwave meals. You're mixing that up with the excuse McDonald's made up after they ignored people telling them their coffee was too hot until a coffee spill melted someone's vagina shut.
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# ? May 12, 2020 17:14 |
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rodbeard posted:No you let food rest to make sure everything has come to an even temperature. The instructions on the package are because people that understand the concept generally aren't eating microwave meals. You're mixing that up with the excuse McDonald's made up after they ignored people telling them their coffee was too hot until a coffee spill melted someone's vagina shut. I still can't believe that they kept coffee that loving hot. It also bothers me that a striking majority think it was her fault for spilling the coffee because that's how media outlets were all representing it.
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# ? May 12, 2020 17:21 |
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d3lness posted:I still can't believe that they kept coffee that loving hot. It also bothers me that a striking majority think it was her fault for spilling the coffee because that's how media outlets were all representing it. It's because McDonalds spent a gazillion dollars to smear that lady...she had 3rd degree burns all over her crotch and almost died of sepsis in hospital...it was not a minor loving burn...but people still act like she was trying to win lawsuit lottery.
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LifeSunDeath posted:It's because McDonalds spent a gazillion dollars to smear that lady...she had 3rd degree burns all over her crotch and almost died of sepsis in hospital...it was not a minor loving burn...but people still act like she was trying to win lawsuit lottery. It's one of those pet peeves of mine that I can't stop myself from refuting every time I see an idiot friend on Facebook or whatever post about it. It's enraging.
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TheAardvark posted:It's one of those pet peeves of mine that I can't stop myself from refuting every time I see an idiot friend on Facebook or whatever post about it. It's enraging. I treated people in a burn unit off and on for a year...I know what bad burns look like and how they kill people, and how horrible the recovery is...it makes me really mad that people believe what mcdonalds told them to believe...and by extension that americans complain about being an "nanny state" with warning labels on everything...it literally wouldn't be that way if companies didn't sell you lethal products, with your only recourse being lawsuits.
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# ? May 12, 2020 18:01 |
https://twitter.com/jocelynseip/status/1260002410325368832?s=21
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chitoryu12 posted:The entire article is a loving trip. This guy just accidentally became a celebrity and doesn't give a poo poo. Pattinson posted:Like, I eat out of cans and stuff. I’ll literally put Tabasco inside a tuna can and just eat it out of the can. There is nothing wrong with this practice
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TotalLossBrain posted:There is nothing wrong with this practice Hell, when I was working 3 jobs, sometimes that was all I had time to do.
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:09 |
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I already told you guys about the Dad Burrito, but to reiterate: refried beans and hot sauce from a can ain't half bad.
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:10 |
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I mean... coleslaw at the store is just a bag of pre-chopped cabbage, so this isn't really that absurd.
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:21 |
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The Witcher's Joey Batey makes a Witcher-themed cake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcN8GCcAAkI
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I already told you guys about the Dad Burrito, but to reiterate: refried beans and hot sauce from a can ain't half bad. I worked with a guy a couple years, and everyday for lunch he ate half can of Goya black beans, microwaved with a bunch of Cholula chipotle flavor hot sauce, and eaten with a pita. Every day. No variation.
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Dewgy posted:I mean... coleslaw at the store is just a bag of pre-chopped cabbage, so this isn't really that absurd. Cabbage, raw corn and ranch dressing is normal for you eh
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DrBouvenstein posted:I worked with a guy a couple years, and everyday for lunch he ate half can of Goya black beans, microwaved with a bunch of Cholula chipotle flavor hot sauce, and eaten with a pita. I mean, every day is a bit weird, but seems decent enough to me. I work with a guy who for the first year I worked there ate nothing but Pepperoni flavored Bagel Bites. The next year it was nothing but pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets. This year he's switched to Red Barron personal microwave pizza (Pepperoni flavor of course).
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# ? May 12, 2020 19:44 |
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For the people that say hunger is the best sauce, I must ask have you tried... chronic depression? Can o' refried beans, tortillas and hot sauce from Aldi, if you're feeling frisky go ahead and microwave them beans. For a special occasion, heat the tortilla and add shredded cheese.
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redgubbinz posted:For the people that say hunger is the best sauce, I must ask have you tried... chronic depression? I think that's just "tacos" in some parts of the US.
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# ? May 12, 2020 20:30 |
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Hot sauce and beans are good depression (economic or mental health) tacos.
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zedprime posted:Hot sauce and beans are good depression (economic or mental health) tacos. A little sour cream and it'd be a solid dinner for me
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