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LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Where’s the $2000 a month. I’m ready for it! (I’m ready to spend the next 18 months away from everyone but my parents and girlfriend I guess, thank God Tony Hawk is getting remastered for PS4 and I’ve just gotten into RPG’s and have a bunch to play).

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i want a haircgut

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
It's funny when people claim someone dying of complications from covid shouldn't be counted as death from covid.

So if you die of blood loss from a car crash, the crash isn't the cause of your death?

These people just can't deal with reality.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's funny when people claim someone dying of complications from covid shouldn't be counted as death from covid.

So if you die of blood loss from a car crash, the crash isn't the cause of your death?

These people just can't deal with reality.

I don't get the agenda behind that. Who are these virus apologists?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


The agenda is to claim that the death counts are vastly over counted and the virus is no big deal

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Shaocaholica posted:

I don't get the agenda behind that. Who are these virus apologists?

Business owners whose money printing machines are currently running short of gear-lubricating blood

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
If you want to take precautions then go to China. Also we should run everything like China in full cover-up mode.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

This has to be a typo right?


https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1260288354530127872?s=21

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017


Nope

https://www.presstelegram.com/2020/05/12/ferrer-l-a-county-likely-to-extend-stay-home-orders-for-another-3-months/

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Fuckin lol

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
I don't see what the big deal is, literally everywhere in the USA should be extending stay at home for 3 months. I don't think people's brains can handle it though which is why most just keep it going week by week.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Blistex posted:

Because they don't want to lose customers and get a facebook crusade started against them.

The Boomer owner of my local small grocery store (like, not-a-chain, bodega-style market) told me today he's only had one customer try to come in without a mask and he told the guy to gently caress off. The customer apparently said he would drag the store on Facebook and that got him laughed out of the store. I'm pretty proud of my little town.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

brugroffil posted:

this is true of home depot as well, not sure about Lowes but probably

Your local Ace store is probably at least locally owned

Yeah, HD has some poo poo people too.

Ace or True Value. They tend to be franchise stores. I don't know about Big R. I grew up in the county of their first store, and the chain just seems like a Blain's Farm and Fleet knockoff with wood. Somehow they have Big Rs way out here a thousand miles away from where they started.

It's like Taco Johns. I've never seen one out west, but apparently they're headquartered in Wyoming despite having no one around them that wants their bland midwestern style mexican-ish food.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You sneeze you lose.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

They got all kinds of poo poo open. It’s not a stay at home order. Its a go golfing or to the beach or shopping order.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The stay at home* orders in America were great and effective. The best. Way better than China.

*home includes golf courses, buying new cars, parks.....

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Countdown before a true American shoots up an empty gym in defiance.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


LionArcher posted:

Where’s the $2000 a month. I’m ready for it! (I’m ready to spend the next 18 months away from everyone but my parents and girlfriend I guess, thank God Tony Hawk is getting remastered for PS4 and I’ve just gotten into RPG’s and have a bunch to play).

Go live in Canada.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I was wondering about that... how do you guys, and people around you, and the rest of the US population manage without financial help? A lot got to switch to working from home, but what about those who can't?

I'd be literally starving without the canadian CERB , I don't understand how places that didn't get such measures put in place don't devolve to chaos.

The answer is beans, right?

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I've got several tasty looking pairs of shoes just waiting in my closet to chew on

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Bronze Fonz posted:

I was wondering about that... how do you guys, and people around you, and the rest of the US population manage without financial help? A lot got to switch to working from home, but what about those who can't?

I'd be literally starving without the canadian CERB , I don't understand how places that didn't get such measures put in place don't devolve to chaos.

The answer is beans, right?

They can't manage. That's the non-crazy reason for people screaming about wanting to go back to work-- there's literally no other way for them to get help.

We could easily pay everyone a livable stipend for a few months, or even just pay the unemployment to which they're entitled, but they won't because socialism.
The descent into chaos doesn't happen because of years of concentrated, very effective right-wing propaganda telling ignorant poor people that social safety nets are handouts for lazy people... y'know, THOSE ones... and you don't want to be like THOSE people, do you?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Bronze Fonz posted:

I was wondering about that... how do you guys, and people around you, and the rest of the US population manage without financial help? A lot got to switch to working from home, but what about those who can't?

I'd be literally starving without the canadian CERB , I don't understand how places that didn't get such measures put in place don't devolve to chaos.

The answer is beans, right?

poaching and/or dumpster diving

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

Good.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Waltzing Along posted:

Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

Good.

republicans already think he's one of our greatest ever presidents and his legend is only going to grow

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Hazo posted:

They can't manage. That's the non-crazy reason for people screaming about wanting to go back to work-- there's literally no other way for them to get help.

We could easily pay everyone a livable stipend for a few months, or even just pay the unemployment to which they're entitled, but they won't because socialism.
The descent into chaos doesn't happen because of years of concentrated, very effective right-wing propaganda telling ignorant poor people that social safety nets are handouts for lazy people... y'know, THOSE ones... and you don't want to be like THOSE people, do you?

Support for lockdowns is actually higher among people who have been laid off! The loudest BACK TO WORK! people are business owners, retirees, not really the working class.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Waltzing Along posted:

Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

Good.

Bush is already rehabilitated as a Good Man with plurality approval among liberals, lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Waltzing Along posted:

Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

Good.

Dumbest timeline, not possible.

We're gonna get history books about trump being the greatest thing since sliced bread because his legion of morons will burn the book publishers' buildings down when they self-immolate in the lobbies if a mean word is ever printed. Don Jr is gonna be president and declare himself god king regardless of what people really vote for, because "traditions" like the electoral college and the dems punching themselves in the dick while just handing the GOP everything it wants.

It's not what I want, but it's what we're going to get.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



brugroffil posted:

Support for lockdowns is actually higher among people who have been laid off! The loudest BACK TO WORK! people are business owners, retirees, not really the working class.

Oh I didn't mean they're the loudest, I just meant they're the only ones with whom I empathize for wanting things to open back up.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Waltzing Along posted:

Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

Good.

In 2040 rich white suburban kids are going to wear vintage TRUMP PENCE 2016 shirts instead of the REAGAN BUSH ‘84 ones I see around here today.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Dumbest timeline, not possible.

We're gonna get history books about trump being the greatest thing since sliced bread because his legion of morons will burn the book publishers' buildings down when they self-immolate in the lobbies if a mean word is ever printed. Don Jr is gonna be president and declare himself god king regardless of what people really vote for, because "traditions" like the electoral college and the dems punching themselves in the dick while just handing the GOP everything it wants.

It's not what I want, but it's what we're going to get.

Naw, as time passes and the truth becomes accepted, people won't be able to ignore that he willfully lied to the people and got 1 million + killed.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


the way trump flails his hands around when he's talking its incredible hes not just wobbling all over the place constantly knocking things over. it's like hes got that brain parasite slugs get that make them wobble and vibrate all over the place to attract birds.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Health experts and scientists say the best method of annihilating the spread of this virus is locking down (and by locking down that means never going outside your house except when absolutely necessary, which many people are never doing even in states with active stay at home orders) their states for 2-3+ months, so it's predictable and very sad that only California is doing so.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 21:41 on May 12, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Waltzing Along posted:

Naw, as time passes and the truth becomes accepted, people won't be able to ignore that he willfully lied to the people and got 1 million + killed.


I have my most sincere and pessimistic doubts I'll see it in my lifetime. And I hope I'm wrong, but there's a whole swath of morons that will probably prove me right.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

IM SO BORED!!!!!! <:mad:>

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Waltzing Along posted:

Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

Good.

This is never going to happen. Who’s the last outright vilified American since Benedict Arnold? Even monsters that committed crimes against humanity during the civil war have statues erected in their honor.

gently caress this loving country.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Bronze Fonz posted:

I was wondering about that... how do you guys, and people around you, and the rest of the US population manage without financial help? A lot got to switch to working from home, but what about those who can't?

I'd be literally starving without the canadian CERB , I don't understand how places that didn't get such measures put in place don't devolve to chaos.

The answer is beans, right?

Most people in our terrible country who were laid off, furloughed, or otherwise not working during this crisis are trying to cut costs wherever possible, which includes walking away from their homes and moving in with family and friends or becoming homeless. This is not a joke. :capitalism:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Waltzing Along posted:

Trump may not live long enough to see his named completely and utterly trashed in the history books. But it will happen. His is a name that in time, like Hitler, will be reviled by Americans. I'm not saying he is another Hitler, just that his name is going to be one that no one will want. His ancestors will be shamed into using pseudonyms and eventually there will be no Trumps.

The exact opposite of this is true.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Ducks have foul poo poo and are ornery shitheads. Geese are just big ducks so I can only imagine they are even worse. Also pancakes have batter.

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

Hazo posted:

They can't manage. That's the non-crazy reason for people screaming about wanting to go back to work-- there's literally no other way for them to get help.

We could easily pay everyone a livable stipend for a few months, or even just pay the unemployment to which they're entitled, but they won't because socialism.
The descent into chaos doesn't happen because of years of concentrated, very effective right-wing propaganda telling ignorant poor people that social safety nets are handouts for lazy people... y'know, THOSE ones... and you don't want to be like THOSE people, do you?

Thank you, Hazo. I am in just that situation and I have literally lost 90% of my friends over my opinions that yes, it would be super nice to be able to isolate until the end of summer, kick this thing's rear end and then have something close to normal again. But...

But literally, and I'm not asking for sympathy on this dead gay internet forum, but I am so screwed financially I'm honestly considering sex work at this point. And not the 'nice' kind.

I was a gig worker. A photographer, maybe. I took pictures, for bands, for friends, for people and businesses. I wasn't a highly paid one, and I worked restaurants to keep money coming in, but you know. Live the dream, all that.

I've been denied for unemployment three times now. I'm still legally married to someone in another state who doesn't support me but he is on my records so I'm denied welfare. I've had cancer twice in the past 20 years and I was overdue for a mammo but I can't get hold of anyone at medicaid/medicare and the low cost clinics here are closed til... whenever.

My DL runs out with my birthday this year, but the DMV is closed. Yes, our state governor says police have the power to use their judgement about lack of valid ID. But does the bank, to cash a check? Can I travel on the bus, or the train? Nobody seems to know. It's literally up to 'Maybe if the person at the desk that day is in a good mood'.

I have $16 in the bank. I have a bag of rice, two of lentils, half a freezer full of hamburger, some butter, some flour. The food bank in this town is open 3 days a week and only by appointment. When my phone runs out next month, I don't have the $45 to keep it on.

I have called places about mental health. I was told they weren't able to take anyone in crisis because of the shutdown, maybe I could schedule a tele appointment in 4 - 6 weeks. Or call the police, maybe they have resources. Someone suggested I try the domestic violence or addiction hotlines, which was a great idea, and in any other time would have been good, but... not so much now. Shelter is full, because they can only take half the people they normally do.

I was not a bad person. At least I don't think I was. But I am here, at 57, without child or parent or large support network, and the ONLY way I can survive is to go back to work. I've been turned down for 4 jobs in the past two weeks and I suspect it was because of my age. One interviewer literally said to me "I'd hate for you to come here to work and have something... happen, because you're in the danger zone". Yes, everybody has told me, 'file that with BOLI, that's discrimination'. I'm well aware of that. I'm also aware that you can't prove what was said between two people in an interview, and that it isn't the first time I've run into that. You can only beat your head against a wall so long until you stop, you know?

My former friends have now walked away because you know, I'm apparently a boomer and a Karen and all I want is a haircut. This hurts a lot more than it should. But that's fine, they have jobs and such and I'm honestly glad for them. I'm glad for anyone who's going to come out of this alive.

I've lost 7 people I cared dearly about in 8 weeks from causes not involving covid19 and I've been told "Well, there must have been something wrong with them anyway, dear".

So for all the non-Americans reading, this is what it's like at the bottom. I had a fun life even though I knew it was just hanging on by my fingernails, and it would have held me over until about 65 or 70, and frankly I didn't plan on going much beyond that anyway. But here we are, somebody ate a bat and now there are a lot of people in free fall.

I don't support these idiots who are waving guns around and screaming that there's no virus, but I've been pushed onto their side by a lot of my former friends. I need a job. I need an economy. That may sound selfish but it is literally starve, or gently caress for money right now.

TLDR thanks for coming to my TED talk. Thanks for not saying we're all crazy.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Most people in our terrible country who were laid off, furloughed, or otherwise not working during this crisis are trying to cut costs wherever possible, which includes walking away from their homes and moving in with family and friends or becoming homeless. This is not a joke. :capitalism:

I was wondering what Trump meant by "best everything", thanks for clearing that up you and others.




Also you know drat well those hypothetical history books to come will have a Trump autograph on the first page printed in glitter gold ink that smells like a Trump SteakŪ when you scratch and sniff it.


May Joe Pesci bless all of our souls going forward. :(


Do you have PayPal? I'd be happy to at least provide a week or two's worth of food and other necessities.
In addition to that there's a C-Spam goonbucks thread where I strongly suggest you get in touch with the OP... they've literally kept me from starving at the beginning of the crisis.

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 12, 2020

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