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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
Iowa was poised to announce it was going to reopen bars, movie theaters, and casinos friday but yesterday's deaths were the highest since the record was set just 1 week ago (Tuesdays!)

so Gov Reynolds punked out and delayed her announcement until at least tomorrow

actually responding to data is crack pinging my brain lmao

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1259918625789657090?s=20

:yeah:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

PA is the one state that "Biden can win" people seem to refuse to consider he may not win. Was talking to one yesterday who wrote off Ohio but said Florida was totally up for grabs, and that + PA + AZ would make up for it. I don't know where this confidence comes from. Dems really need to stop writing off every purple state their triangulating loses them as lost forever, or at least do so in some coherent manner rather than chasing after states that haven't voted Dem in 50 years versus ones like mine that went for Obama lol

trump will get more votes than he did in 16 and Biden will get WAY less than HRC did

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/C4Ciaran/status/1260275513274368002

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

indigi posted:

can I shove a load of a recovered patient's IgG up me bumhole for immunity

yes but only if you can afford it, like 50k a dose

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Durf posted:

i mean ignoring the obvious benefits of Fox attempting to murder their audience, maybe its time to take a flamethrower to cable news networks

thanks 9/11

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

PA is the one state that "Biden can win" people seem to refuse to consider he may not win. Was talking to one yesterday who wrote off Ohio but said Florida was totally up for grabs, and that + PA + AZ would make up for it. I don't know where this confidence comes from. Dems really need to stop writing off every purple state their triangulating loses them as lost forever, or at least do so in some coherent manner rather than chasing after states that haven't voted Dem in 50 years versus ones like mine that went for Obama lol

*pounds schnorkles alarm*

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

euphronius posted:

trump will get more votes than he did in 16 and Biden will get WAY less than HRC did

You'd think that Trump's slow contradictory and childish handling of a major national crisis would create a power vacuum for another party to start controlling the narrative, but i guess the Democrats are just preserving their political capital so that they can strike when the moment is right.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


FL and PA and a bunch of the midwest state are trending red faster than like Texas and Georgia are trending blue

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Naw, the single event to blame for cable news is 100% Bill Clinton getting a blowjob

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Good morning thread.

I got kicked out of bed for being warm today. Things are getting cold and I'm pretty sure my partner is cold blooded so every single little bit of warm space left by me moving in bed a bit is filled in instantly to suck up the warmth.

It's a curse being this hot.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Naw, the single event to blame for cable news is 100% Bill Clinton getting a blowjob

The OJ Simpson trial was before the blowjob.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ericMstrauss/status/1260313845651902464

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Naw, the single event to blame for cable news is 100% Bill Clinton getting a blowjob

I mean, over a 10 year period from 1995 to 2005 there were a lot of events that really created the cable news beast. OJ Simpson, Clinton BJ Scandal, Florida Recount Fiasco. 9/11, Invasion of Iraq, etc etc. None of those events really created the beast. The beast grew own its own and just used them as fuel.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

actionjackson posted:

Why don't all the tech companies just only hire remote employees so that they can pay them less? Why require they be in SF?

they do, in India. the "talent" that they actually want will not live in flyover with the chuds and rurals. so they'll work from home while still in a coastal city. if they want cheap they are going overseas before they pick up someone farther inland into the US.

moving inland into the US is typically a career ender at firms that have offices there

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Gonna be cool when we find out that Kawasaki Syndrome was actually caused by the common cold coronaviruses and SARS-CoV-2 triggers it at a way higher rate.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1259395855003549703?s=19

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1260075220028862465?s=19

A third of Australia's meat exports are to China, so let's see how long it takes for them to drop that proposed international COVID inquiry.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Breakfast All Day posted:

that "people who take off their mask to talk to people in the middle of the plague" is a category of people more common than "left handed people" is something i wouldve never suspected before two months ago

I mean how else can you look them in the eyes!!!

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


Narrator: it wasn't controlled.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1259395855003549703?s=19

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1260075220028862465?s=19

A third of Australia's meat exports are to China, so let's see how long it takes for them to drop that proposed international COVID inquiry.

lmao, farmers still gonna vote lnp while going bankrupt.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
wasnt this about australia saying that taiwan should be able to join the who

poty has issued a correction as of 22:22 on May 12, 2020

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1259395855003549703?s=19

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1260075220028862465?s=19

A third of Australia's meat exports are to China, so let's see how long it takes for them to drop that proposed international COVID inquiry.

Uh sounds like an opportunity for the U.S. to avoid meat shortages!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Starks posted:

the tweet makes it sound like it’s an official order but it’s just a prediction I think: https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/05/12/coronavirus-covid-la-county-stay-at-home-orders/

there’s no reason for any location to extend stay at home for 3 months at a time. it’s better to just do it month by month while loosening some restrictions so people don’t panic.

Edit: well I was wrong. seems extremely dumb.

yeah this was my thoughts on it.

like I get that they need to do it and I’m not questioning it but it just seems like a crazy extension that is only going to make people more pissed off.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
Welcome to 2020, The coronavirus vaccine cures autism but not coronavirus therefore it's abandoned

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
Gives you hammer toe and makes your eyelashes grow

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

does it GIVE ME MY loving MONEY

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

poty posted:

wasnt this about australia saying that taiwan should be able to join the who

That was New Zealand.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1259395855003549703?s=19

https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1260075220028862465?s=19

A third of Australia's meat exports are to China, so let's see how long it takes for them to drop that proposed international COVID inquiry.

lol five eyes finally figuring out what goes around comes around

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/dvergano/status/1260242482547380224?s=20

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Crack Ping on 80,000+ dead and the consensus ids "meh"

wilderthanmild posted:

I mean, over a 10 year period from 1995 to 2005 there were a lot of events that really created the cable news beast. OJ Simpson, Clinton BJ Scandal, Florida Recount Fiasco. 9/11, Invasion of Iraq, etc etc. None of those events really created the beast. The beast grew own its own and just used them as fuel.

Gulf war in 1990/91 put CNN on the map, and it's been all downhill from there.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

poty posted:

wasnt this about australia saying that taiwan should be able to join the who

This will be at least in part about how we're treating Chinese international students.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

nooneofconsequence posted:

Uh sounds like an opportunity for the U.S. to avoid meat shortages!

From what I understand, the US has a shortage of processing capacity at the moment rather than a shortage of carcasses. I don't think our meat industry is going to be much use to the US as one of our processors has had an outbreak, too.

It was good to see both the CMO and the Queensland Premier saying yesterday that they are worried about the possibility of a second wave. It helps keep people grounded by reminding them that the threat is far from over.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
Trump has never been a popular president. He lost the popular vote to hillary loving clinton. His approval rating rarely gets above 40%. He got little to no bump for being a crisis president. Whoever posted earlier about PR teams making a 80/20 split look like a 50/50 split had some interesting stuff to say I want to hear more

Biden may actually be able to beat trump from the comfort of his basement. Hell trump may forfeit by dying, so I doubt joe will be venturing outside for the foreseeable future

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf
does corona virus have a butthole?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1260323274615070721

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Well gently caress me

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Blister posted:

does corona virus have a butthole?

Post it you adtrw freaks

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

lmao, after all the advertising campaigns thanking frontline workers the govt here wants to cut their pay.

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1260123428297887747

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

August 4?? Hold my fuckin beer

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/notibomba/status/1259265233882886146

"The lives of blacks and Hispanics don't matter here," a chilling testimony from a New York nurse.

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