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Lol that the papers just won over the "doves" with their powers to shape false reality and theyr just gonna nudge us all into even more mega death
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May 13, 2020 11:21
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It felt weird and depressing to be in a traffic jam today.
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May 13, 2020 11:21
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Communist Thoughts posted:So the lockdown is just sort of ending anyway without us ever doing a proper one? More or less. The government never really wanted to enforce one in the first place - hense the half-arsed vague guidelines and complete reluctance to do anything until forced to - especially with Johnson getting it after his blasé "Oh yeah take it on the chin" poo poo. And now they've had to temporarily enact policies completely against their ideology - because otherwise the economy would poo poo itself - they're eager for things to return to the status quo, so they can stop pretending to give a gently caress. And shift the blame for the inevitable second wave on everyone else, but themselves and their complete disregard for human live over MAKE MONEY NUMBER BIGGER.
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So the lovely timeline has given up, and we're now living in the one with Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn?
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Communist Thoughts posted:Lol that the papers just won over the "doves" with their powers to shape false reality and theyr just gonna nudge us all into even more mega death But more people will buy papers.
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May 13, 2020 11:47
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I wonder how much they'll still spend on the social distancing surveillance AI thing posted a few weeks back
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I start working again in two weeks, so I predict I'll be doing it for a week before the next lockdown is enacted amidst blind panic as everyone collapses with illness all at once.
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May 13, 2020 11:52
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Yeah this is going to go "back to work" and then "gently caress it go back!"
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Curious how that's going to affect perception of the government when they have to keep flip flopping.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I start working again in two weeks, so I predict I'll be doing it for a week before the next lockdown is enacted amidst blind panic as everyone collapses with illness all at once. My prediction is that it'll take about 3 weeks for enough new cases to work their way through the system to the point where it cab't be passed off as a statistical blip. After that, we'll probably see the messaging switch to "We expected cases to rise, but our fully prepared NHS heroes are up to the challenge". By the time enough pressure builds up for a full lockdown, we'll be in deep trouble.
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May 13, 2020 12:31
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Start getting that toilet paper in now, you'll thank me in the 'summer of the dirty arse' as it will come to be known.
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May 13, 2020 12:36
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dodging virus particles in the air like neo dodging bullets
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May 13, 2020 12:37
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Bloodly posted:Where then? What little I keep seeing is them not doing their jobs, looking out only for themselves, constantly screwing over the people living in the country(Not just the UK, but all over the world), siphoning all the money for themselves and their mates, cutting services to the bone then blaming us for all the trouble thus caused whilst giving themselves or corporations massive bonuses that they will never give out or use for anything of any actual value, lowering education, paving over greenery, destroying health, killing everyone who's not their class or colour...And whenever anything somehow manages to get out, they defy all attempts and it dies. Never held to account, never hurt,. always laughing, never ever touched, Just off the top of my head, Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell are not "in it for themselves". I work at Momentum with a bunch of people who are not "in it for themselves". I'm not in it for myself. There exists a political infrastructure of good people doing good things, and it is the rich who try to make people believe it doesn't exist or is equally corrupt.
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justcola posted:Start getting that toilet paper in now, you'll thank me in the 'summer of the dirty arse' as it will come to be known. Leading into the Autumn of the Unwashed Taint, and the Winter of the Indelible Skidmark.
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Comrade Fakename posted:There exists a political infrastructure of good people doing good things, and it is the rich who try to make people believe it doesn't exist or is equally corrupt. Partially by building a straw man that "the left" believe that Tories are the bad guys and Labour are the good guys, and those are the only teams in the game - but look at all these demonstrable bad guys on your team, what hypocrisy, guess all of politics is corrupt, look it's all broken and on the floor.
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justcola posted:Start getting that toilet paper in now, you'll thank me in the 'summer of the dirty arse' as it will come to be known. You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Skid
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Soylent Yellow posted:My prediction is that it'll take about 3 weeks for enough new cases to work their way through the system to the point where it cab't be passed off as a statistical blip. After that, we'll probably see the messaging switch to "We expected cases to rise, but our fully prepared NHS heroes are up to the challenge". By the time enough pressure builds up for a full lockdown, we'll be in deep trouble. they're going to be keeping a close eye on R and they'll take everything very seriously and shutdown again immediately if it goes above 1, which we'll know because of our comprehensive tracking and tracing which will quickly identify even the a/presymptomatic cases and give us an accurate, timely picture of how under control the vir... lol they're just going to carry on only testing symptomatic people so we'll have to infer the current R from test results weeks down the line and rely on the massive error bars to say "well it might be above 1 but it might also be just below 1 so lets carry on doing nothing for a bit" maybe if we ask the virus nicely it will tell us what R it's feeling today
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Pesky Splinter posted:Leading into the Autumn of the Unwashed Taint, and the Winter of the Indelible Skidmark. You can also do this without converting to Islam. Bobstar posted:Partially by building a straw man that "the left" believe that Tories are the bad guys and Labour are the good guys, and those are the only teams in the game - but look at all these demonstrable bad guys on your team, what hypocrisy, guess all of politics is corrupt, look it's all broken and on the floor.
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May 13, 2020 12:57
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How R you? Also I have been reliably informed that washing you are filthy taint is how you catch the gay.
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lol the government can't even keep on top of its messaging on its loving google ads, but I'm sure they've got this pandemic thing covered
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stay home, stay woke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3bUg8wsgVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQMHBy3NvQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8
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https://twitter.com/PopulismExpert/status/1260524377524916224 Children and teachers should be exposed to a deadly virus to save Boris from embarrassment. Death Cult
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Pesky Splinter posted:Leading into the Autumn of the Unwashed Taint, and the Winter of the Indelible Skidmark. Winter of dicontaint.
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XMNN posted:they're going to be keeping a close eye on R and they'll take everything very seriously and shutdown again immediately if it goes above 1, which we'll know because of our comprehensive tracking and tracing which will quickly identify even the a/presymptomatic cases and give us an accurate, timely picture of how under control the vir... Gosh, i'm sure glad that measurable detection rates are tightly and immediately coupled to our behaviours. It'd be awful if you could wander around spreading the disease for an average of 8 to 14 days before you show any symptoms. That would be really bad, wouldn't it?
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I am become a person who just asks the Internet a thing because thinking about it is too hard (and my wife and I disagree). How long should I keep paying our childminder and cleaner I know for? We've not used either since last week of March. I am still media-free so I've literally no idea what support they are getting, and it feels both rude and basically cuntish to ask. They are both full-time self-employed, and continuing to not work for the forseeable future.
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If you don't ask them then what you're essentially asking for is plausible deniability for the possibility of putting someone in hardship. Whereby if you don't ask you don't have to know whether you're doing it or not. I would ask.
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looks like Boris has hosed up* https://www.theguardian.com/politic...st-news-updates quote:28m ago quote:2m ago https://www.gov.uk/government/publi...ngs-on-covid-19 e: quote:This guidance is intended for the current position in the UK where there is currently no transmission of COVID-19 in the community. It is therefore very unlikely that anyone receiving care in a care home or the community will become infected. This is the latest information and will be updated shortly. I guess the guidance states that it's for when there was no transmission in the community, which will probably be his get out although, I'm pretty sure there must have been community transmission by the 13th of march XMNN fucked around with this message at 13:21 on May 13, 2020 |
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My friend works for HMRC doing operations around people dodging duty on fuel, booze and fags. His entire department has been retrained to deal with furlouugh-scheme fraud and they have been briefed to expect "an unprecendented level of criminal access" to a government scheme. Currently his whole team are just fielding queries from home and flagging anything they think is 'suspicious'.
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Speaking to a neighbour yesterday (at sensible social distance) whose wife has been brought in to help with the ICU wards due to covid19 - apparently we've seen a dramatic reduction in people in critical condition, from multiple wards being packed with patients, to just four at last count. So that was interesting, shows the measures currently in place work. Good thing we're now undoing them! Luckily people I see while out walking the pooch all observe distancing and thank you for doing so.
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Bobstar posted:Let's see him wriggle out of that one Quoting this as for the incoming "ah well, nethertheless..."
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Friends, could you educate sadbrains about the North of England, what is happening there? Exclusive: Virus persisting at higher rate in north of England: https://www.hsj.co.uk/coronavirus/exclusive-virus-persisting-at-higher-rate-in-north-of-england/7027621.article
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Sanford posted:My friend works for HMRC doing operations around people dodging duty on fuel, booze and fags. His entire department has been retrained to deal with furlouugh-scheme fraud
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bornbytheriver posted:Friends, could you educate sadbrains about the North of England, what is happening there? Oh good, Salford is badly affected. It's a good thing I don't live there or I'd be really hosed. 
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bornbytheriver posted:Friends, could you educate sadbrains about the North of England, what is happening there? It's grim up North.
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