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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

CancerCakes posted:

Wriggle accomplished. Starmer still thinks he is in a court arguing with a lawyer, while he is actually in the circus arguing with the clown. The clown doesn't care if you make him look stupid, or point out he is incompetent. The only thing the clown cares about is that people are looking at him and not you.

Ah. Well, nevertheless...

E: 69 is the number of the house I live in. That's the only interesting fact I can think of.

Bobstar fucked around with this message at 16:06 on May 13, 2020

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

quote:

No 10 refused to accept that Johnson had been wrong about the guidance, and declined Starmer’s call for the prime minister to correct the record in parliament.

Johnson’s press secretary claimed that Starmer had “inaccurately and selectively quoted from the guidance”, as he had wrongly used the word “remains” and not quoted the first half of the sentence. They argue Starmer’s wording therefore failed to make clear that the guidance was reflecting the then current position based on low community transmission, not a future prediction.

However, the guidance did use the word “remains” and referred to the future saying: “It remains very unlikely that people receiving care in a care home or the community will become infected.”

Denying that the government was wrongly trying to split hairs, Johnson’s press secretary said: “The point we are making is that it’s not true what the leader of the opposition says.”

Downing Street also confirmed that the international comparison of death rates by country had been dropped from the slide at the daily press conference, but denied it was because of embarrassment that the UK is showing the second worst result after the US.

love to get into forensic word games with the post-truth prime minister, while he causes tens of thousand of deaths and I tut disapprovingly

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I'd say that aside from a few days where I was trying to come up with substitutes while cooking I've not really had any head-scratching moments, so it pleases me that journalists apparently looked around the filth they live in and can't even conceive of a way to clean it themselves.

So they force cleaners out to do it for them. They're the experts on the matter. Besides, having a cleaner means you're a job creator, and because most of them are women and immigrants it means you're doing a feminism and an anti-racism at the same time.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/IainDale/status/1260515892221403137?s=20

so you're saying this objectively true thing that I don't want to believe? Ridiculous

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
My brain shut down and I started blocking blue ticks at “it gives them a sense of self worth”

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Don't you believe in the dignity of cleaning a journo's filth?

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

This is...weird.

The closest thing I can think of here is the 'trust the AI/Hive Mind' plot in sci fi. Trust the collective, and it works for a while then something happens and it all goes to hell. Only this showed up before AI was a thing. Maybe a little 'The Market As God'?

This feels like something that would be invented as a system today with our current tech level and level of globalization(I'm not sure if that's the right word), and this was created well before?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Saying cleaners shouldn’t be forced to risk their lives coming in to work is anti feminist is a hell of a take.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

So I'm still alive. On the oncology ward we're still getting plenty of Covid cases, and they're mostly mega-depressing since you ain't going to ITU if you've got a diagnosis of cancer. Deaths are definitely being under-reported though, a lot of people swab negative even though their clinical picture is clearly Covid.

Saw Starmer at PMQs today, thought he did pretty well. His style is bound to cheer Labour MPs up, I just hope he's inclined to use that advantage to bring them around to supporting socialist policies.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Transphobes are god drat lunatics part 234

https://twitter.com/HughRBrechin/status/1260577623165591559

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Regardless of the risk to the cleaner I’m astonished they’re so disinclined to clean their home themselves they’ll allow a potential transmission vector into their home to do it for them.

Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of middle/upper class families get infected in exactly this manner.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



wait... cleaners are people now?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Also how filthy are these people? At the moment we're giving our flat a light clean every other weekend and it's fine. Splitting the rooms means it doesn't take all that long - maybe 2-3 hours.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



stev posted:

Also how filthy are these people? At the moment we're giving our flat a light clean every other weekend and it's fine. Splitting the rooms means it doesn't take all that long - maybe 2-3 hours.

They are Important and Busy people, thus create more mess

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Lord Ludikrous posted:

Regardless of the risk to the cleaner I’m astonished they’re so disinclined to clean their home themselves they’ll allow a potential transmission vector into their home to do it for them.

Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of middle/upper class families get infected in exactly this manner.

We have a cleaner but we just pay her to not come to our house instead. It's not like we have anything else to do except clean the house ourselves really.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I do like the fact that my teenagers are perfectly happy to help share the household cleaning tasks. I do have to pay them to mow the lawn though which is fair and An Good way for them to earn money for Anime books.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Those two need their heads held under water. loving lunatics, clean your homes ffs.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Bloodly posted:

This is...weird.

The closest thing I can think of here is the 'trust the AI/Hive Mind' plot in sci fi. Trust the collective, and it works for a while then something happens and it all goes to hell. Only this showed up before AI was a thing. Maybe a little 'The Market As God'?

This feels like something that would be invented as a system today with our current tech level and level of globalization(I'm not sure if that's the right word), and this was created well before?
"Market As God" would have been reasonably accurate and also more concise!

Funny that you'd use the phrase "Trust the collective", since market as ultimate information processor was an outgrowth of the socialist calculation debate - it's a Hayekian thing resulting from repeated arguments between Hayek and the neoclassical market socialists as to why he thought socialism wouldn't work and that they couldn't, crudely put, just do economic planning by simulating a competitive market.

Guavanaut posted:

It's also because they were cunts and spent years slashing benefits that even the 90s Tories couldn't have done without being portrayed as ghouls, so you ended up with an Only Nixon could go to China/who else are you going to vote for* situation with Blair.
I'd argue the reason for the benefit cuts under this framework isn't because New Labour were ghouls who want people to suffer (although in practice that's the effect) but because people who are out of work aren't being disciplined by the market or contributing to the market's information processing - they're avoiding the risk inherent in employment or entrepreneurship, so aren't being good neoliberal subjects.

CancerCakes posted:

Wriggle accomplished. Starmer still thinks he is in a court arguing with a lawyer, while he is actually in the circus arguing with the clown. The clown doesn't care if you make him look stupid, or point out he is incompetent. The only thing the clown cares about is that people are looking at him and not you.
oh god, you're right, we're in hell

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
It can't be that hard to do a bit of dusting in between making GBS threads out bad takes

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

stev posted:

Also how filthy are these people? At the moment we're giving our flat a light clean every other weekend and it's fine. Splitting the rooms means it doesn't take all that long - maybe 2-3 hours.
Before:
7.00a - wake, morning routine
7.45a - healthy breakfast
8.00a - begin commute
9.00a - begin work
1.00p - break for lunch at Pret
2.00p - back to work
5.00p - finish, home to change, thank nanny
6.30p - off to restaurant
8.00p - home, thank cleaner, bath, catch up on reading race science books and lovely novels
9.30p - bed, history books by holocaust deniers

After
7.00a - wake, trip over hoarded bog roll
7.45a - throw toast at wall
8.00a - scatter piles of clothes around house
9.00a - begin work
1.00p - break for homemade lunch, smear olive oil spread over most surfaces
2.30p - twitter argument with Owen Jones
4.30p - back to work
5.00p - finish, change clothes several times
6.30p - set fire to extractor fan attempting to do Jamie's artisan asparagus meringue with no sugar
8.30p - get really into sourdough, get flour everywhere
9.30p - shout about how filthy the house is

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Lord Ludikrous posted:

Regardless of the risk to the cleaner I’m astonished they’re so disinclined to clean their home themselves they’ll allow a potential transmission vector into their home to do it for them.

Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of middle/upper class families get infected in exactly this manner.

Yeah and they go directly between multiple houses too. You would need like, a hazmat suit and a guy spraying you down between houses for that to not be a massive transmission vector.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

CancerCakes posted:

Wriggle accomplished. Starmer still thinks he is in a court arguing with a lawyer, while he is actually in the circus arguing with the clown. The clown doesn't care if you make him look stupid, or point out he is incompetent. The only thing the clown cares about is that people are looking at him and not you.

I genuinely don't understand how people can have watch Trump for the past oh god it's been nearly FIVE loving years, and still not understand how fascists win arguments.

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Yeah and they go directly between multiple houses too. You would need like, a hazmat suit and a guy spraying you down between houses for that to not be a massive transmission vector.

This is gonna be me tomorrow we're getting an electrician round to fix our washing machine.

RIP us I guess.

I'm in the process of tidying everything off the surfaces in the kitchen so I've less to clean afterwards.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

CGI Stardust posted:

I'd argue the reason for the benefit cuts under this framework isn't because New Labour were ghouls who want people to suffer (although in practice that's the effect) but because people who are out of work aren't being disciplined by the market or contributing to the market's information processing - they're avoiding the risk inherent in employment or entrepreneurship, so aren't being good neoliberal subjects.
Sure, but Thatcher and Major just couldn't get things like punitive benefit cuts for single mothers through without looking worse than even they were willing to. Blair could, and even voiced it as getting people back to work helping themselves. Labour had social permission to do poo poo that Tories couldn't because he could give it a progressive New Labour coating. That's what made him Thatcher's greatest success.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


jabby posted:

So I'm still alive. On the oncology ward we're still getting plenty of Covid cases, and they're mostly mega-depressing since you ain't going to ITU if you've got a diagnosis of cancer. Deaths are definitely being under-reported though, a lot of people swab negative even though their clinical picture is clearly Covid.

Saw Starmer at PMQs today, thought he did pretty well. His style is bound to cheer Labour MPs up, I just hope he's inclined to use that advantage to bring them around to supporting socialist policies.

Spoiler: he won't, he's a dog poo poo neoliberal with the spine of some sort of leech

Stay safe chief. You're doing great work and you and your colleagues deserve a lot more than clapping

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Guavanaut posted:

Sure, but Thatcher and Major just couldn't get things like punitive benefit cuts for single mothers through without looking worse than even they were willing to. Blair could, and even voiced it as getting people back to work helping themselves. Labour had social permission to do poo poo that Tories couldn't because he could give it a progressive New Labour coating. That's what made him Thatcher's greatest success.

Yup and then the tories take that small first step as precedent and roll with it, obvious example being tuition fees.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
I can't belive it, boris lied :monocle:

quote:

The government has privately conceded there will be checks on goods crossing the Irish sea post Brexit, months after Boris Johnson insisted there would be no such trade barriers.

The checks were part of the deal struck by Johnson with the EU last October.

However, to the astonishment of the EU, he spent the election campaign in December telling businesses there would be no checks. If they were asked to fill in any paperwork they could call him up and he would tell them to throw it in the bin.
x

Does this mean the Irish Unification of 2024 is still on track?

Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

If people have been given the go-ahead to go back to work, no-one told the people of Portsmouth as the roads were still exceptionally quiet this morning

A3 seemed a lot busier this morning and Queen Elizabeth Country park was rammed with people. Not a single one in the car park wearing PPE or observing social distancing.

We’re gonna spike again aren’t we?

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Starmer is the perfect Leader of the Opposition for West Wing fans who sweatily tweet "lol owned" when the Blood God miscounts the skulls on his throne

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

The people who think thousands of teenagers are being forced into identifying as trans are the same people who think it's physically impossible to get teenagers to pick up their own crisp packets. I wonder about some people.

Mind you, it is Own Jones they're arguing with, he seems to make a lot of dipshits angry over nothing. If he made a tweet saying "cutting your own head off with a chainsaw is a very bad idea", the country would be a much better place.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

learnincurve posted:

My brain shut down and I started blocking blue ticks at “it gives them a sense of self worth”

PARKLIFE

sinky posted:


Does this mean the Irish Unification of 2024 is still on track?

It is assured

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
"Clean my toilet, for your self esteem"

Is a loving hell of a middle class take even when there's not a plague on.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

CancerCakes posted:

Wriggle accomplished. Starmer still thinks he is in a court arguing with a lawyer, while he is actually in the circus arguing with the clown. The clown doesn't care if you make him look stupid, or point out he is incompetent. The only thing the clown cares about is that people are looking at him and not you.

So today the Irish High Courts decided on a case brought by Gemma O’Doherty and John Waters.

I won’t bore you with the background, but they used to be important journalists. Then in recent years, both got the brain spiders, went mad and spouse conspiracy theories about how the Gays/Non-Whites are trying to take over. They both had failed bids at running for High Office and ran with Trumps playbook of attacking the establishment.

They launched dubious High Court proceedings challenging the laws the government introduced over Covid-19. They represented themselves. Today they lost the case.

In the courts Judgment, the court had a fantastic closing paragraph.

“The applicants, who have no medical or scientific qualifications, in their Statement of Grounds and submissions to the Court maintained that the figures in relation to the number of persons infected with Covid-19 and number of deaths were overstated. Further, the applicants submitted that the first named respondent was following “fraudulent” science. No factual basis nor any supportive expert opinion was desposed to, to support this. Rather, in court, the applicants gave unsubstantiated opinions, speeches, engaged in empty rhetoric and sought to draw an historical parallel with Nazi Germany. Such a parallel is both absurd and offensive. Unsubstantiated opinions, speeches, rhetoric and a bogus historical parallel are not substitutes for facts;”

And I think that’s where Staimmer is failing.
In Court you can’t use those tactics and win. But you can in Parliament, since this is a post-truth world.

Of course Tory blue ticks cheer on Staimmer as a credible opposition. They know that he is playing the game with an outdated copy of the rules that isn’t going to work.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
The testing target was missed again yesterday (although they forgot to mark it on their chart for some reason so I've done it for them)



Are they still pretending that they are going to hit 200,000 a day in two weeks/that they are working on the sort of testing program we would need if they actually wanted to control the virus?

also

quote:

Q: Why were you happy to stand her and present the global death comparison slide, when the government now says that data is unreliable?

Harries says as a scientist she believes in transparency.

The death data is available, she says.

She says she and other scientist have all highlighted the risks with comparative death data.

The only really good comparison will be all-cause excess mortality, adjusted for age of population, and seasonally adjusted too.

But she says it is always good to look at comparisons on the way, to see what you can learn.

Q: Can you see why people find this suspicious?

Jenrick says the government wants to be as transparent as it can. But accurate comparisons are difficult.
Not really answering the question about why they've suddenly decided that the international comparison they were using was inaccurate and have attempted to quietly drop it.

e: not really directed at Harries, that sounds like "we always thought it was a bit dicey but they're in charge" to me

XMNN fucked around with this message at 17:57 on May 13, 2020

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I dream of a world where we gulag every single blue tick. The good ones can be released after a thorough vetting.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

CancerCakes posted:

Wriggle accomplished. Starmer still thinks he is in a court arguing with a lawyer, while he is actually in the circus arguing with the clown. The clown doesn't care if you make him look stupid, or point out he is incompetent. The only thing the clown cares about is that people are looking at him and not you.

I mean honestly in this case they just out-lawyered him. He misquoted the document he was quoting and they used it to neuter his argument. This is meant to be his special skill and they forensicked him up real nice


Gonzo McFee posted:

"Clean my toilet, for your self esteem"

Is a loving hell of a middle class take even when there's not a plague on.

which journo was it that was defending "arbeit macht frei" as having a good point, actually

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

The Question IRL posted:

So today the Irish High Courts decided on a case brought by Gemma O’Doherty and John Waters.

I won’t bore you with the background, but they used to be important journalists. Then in recent years, both got the brain spiders, went mad and spouse conspiracy theories about how the Gays/Non-Whites are trying to take over. They both had failed bids at running for High Office and ran with Trumps playbook of attacking the establishment.

They launched dubious High Court proceedings challenging the laws the government introduced over Covid-19. They represented themselves. Today they lost the case.

In the courts Judgment, the court had a fantastic closing paragraph.

“The applicants, who have no medical or scientific qualifications, in their Statement of Grounds and submissions to the Court maintained that the figures in relation to the number of persons infected with Covid-19 and number of deaths were overstated. Further, the applicants submitted that the first named respondent was following “fraudulent” science. No factual basis nor any supportive expert opinion was desposed to, to support this. Rather, in court, the applicants gave unsubstantiated opinions, speeches, engaged in empty rhetoric and sought to draw an historical parallel with Nazi Germany. Such a parallel is both absurd and offensive. Unsubstantiated opinions, speeches, rhetoric and a bogus historical parallel are not substitutes for facts;”

And I think that’s where Staimmer is failing.
In Court you can’t use those tactics and win. But you can in Parliament, since this is a post-truth world.

Of course Tory blue ticks cheer on Staimmer as a credible opposition. They know that he is playing the game with an outdated copy of the rules that isn’t going to work.

I do wonder if Starmer is a more "effective" opposition leader just because he's not a threat to the establishment, so they feel safe to criticise the Tories. I can't help feeling that if there was a Communist Socialist Trostkyite Cult Leader in charge of Labour we'd still be seeing zero criticism of the government.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

baka kaba posted:

I mean honestly in this case they just out-lawyered him. He misquoted the document he was quoting and they used it to neuter his argument. This is meant to be his special skill and they forensicked him up real nice


which journo was it that was defending "arbeit macht frei" as having a good point, actually
parry riposte

quote:

How No 10's claim Starmer selectively misquoted from document is based on wrong quote
Andrew Sparrow Andrew Sparrow
It turns out that, when No 10 claimed Sir Keir Starmer of selectively quoting from government guidance on care homes, it was highlighting the wrong quote.

At PMQs Starmer quoted these words from the document.

It remains very unlikely that people receiving care in a care home … will become infected.

At a subsequent briefing No 10 claimed Starmer had quoted selectively from the document, because he had added “remains” and missed out a “therefore”. See 3.10pm.

No 10 was referring to this passage from the document, in section 1.

This guidance is intended for the current position in the UK where there is currently no transmission of COVID-19 in the community. It is therefore very unlikely that anyone receiving care in a care home or the community will become infected. This is the latest information and will be updated shortly.

But Starmer was actually quoting from another passage in the document which uses similar wording, in section 7.

During normal day-to-day activities facemasks do not provide protection from respiratory viruses, such as COVID-19 and do not need to be worn by staff in any of these settings. Facemasks are only recommended to be worn by infected individuals when advised by a healthcare worker, to reduce the risk of transmitting the infection to other people. It remains very unlikely that people receiving care in a care home or the community will become infected.

(To be fair, the Labour spokesman who sent out the quote to journalist as PMQs was happening sent out the section 1 version, not the section 7 version. But Starmer was quoted from the section 7 version.)

I am very grateful to BonyTony in the comments for flagging this up.

he was actually quoting a different bit of the document to the one his and the downing street spokesman were quoting, which does seem to support his argument

but the corrections and counter corrections basically means anyone who isn't terminally politics brained is going to understand or care

e: like, they're arguing about whether the government actually technically said it was unlikely that people would get it in care homes, when the fundamental point is actually that the government has already killed 20,000 people in care homes whether through malice or negligence, and is soon going to kill many more

XMNN fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 13, 2020

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

XMNN posted:

The testing target was missed again yesterday (although they forgot to mark it on their chart for some reason so I've done it for them)



Are they still pretending that they are going to hit 200,000 a day in two weeks

well obviously testing is going to go down in the short term, they're saving up a stockpile for anticipated future demand. namely, at 9pm on May 31 when they throw 200,000 kits out of an airplane

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

These people have absolutely no authority, power or respect in their own homes and need to be able to threaten someone's livelihood to get their own way. Serfs in their own home. Pitiful.

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